Woman kidnapped and killed to get money off her Internet American BF

alezzz says on Nov 27, 2007, 23:40:

wow that's fckd up :-(

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MitchAlvarez says on Nov 27, 2007, 23:42:

quien la manda

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Atrevido says on Nov 28, 2007, 03:52:

Gringoinbogota very well put! That´s it in a nutshell. The only thing to add is that this all originates with the fact that for a few dollars a gringo can rent the affection of virtually any lower starta colombiana.

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 04:36:

Kidnapped and murdered in Colombia! I'm not shocked at all.

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webmanco says on Nov 28, 2007, 04:36:

Maybe serial killers :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Nov 28, 2007, 04:40:

i better stop sending my mom money!
I was dying to find an excuse, here it is!!
thanks cK

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 04:47:

LOL....She ran off with a bus driver and left you alone in the jungle when you were 5 years old. What more excuse do you need?

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elmodefoque says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:06:

morph, you got it wrong. I was born in the jungle but she left me in the streets of barranquilla when i was 5 to take off with the guy driving the murillo to malambo bus route.
i'm not upset.
after she left me (at 5) i did not see her again until i was 25, and the first thing i asked her was why did she abandone me, she answer "hey, what's the matter with you? you can;t take joke?!"
The old broad has a great sense of humor.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:09:

Has this shaped my intense distrust of Colombian women? Maybe!
But all that could be fix if they would only give me FREE CHUCHA
Morph you gonna meet her and you'll see that i pulled a joke on her too.
I got her living in freaking Santuario, south Barranquilla , a fokin hell hole jajajajaj

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:24:

Ok, maybe she deserves a $50 monthly stipend.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:31:

morph, you gonna like el Santuario, is the kind of place only a real new yorker and a Miguel could appreciate.
Then Tone is gonna show up and take us to places in Curramba that make el santurio look like park fokin avenue.

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miamimike says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:32:

deprimido barrio de las laderas de Cali solía recibir dólares que su novio le enviaba desde Estados Unidos. Por eso la secuestraron'''
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Damn, Another one! You would think by now these Guys would wise up with the "Send Me Money Routine" but No, it(dollar repratiations) just continues, even after stories like this,,,What is that Old Saying on giving advice "Fools pay No Heed, Wise Men need None(advice) How True,,,

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:33:

Sounds good! I have a taste for sleaze and the bizzare.

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john_stark says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:47:

I love these love stories.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:51:

A Turkish citizen living in or near Antioquia was also kidnapped recently. I saw the story over the weekend - I think he was a guy that had been living on a finca for six years.

Just found it...

http://www.todayszaman.com/tz-web/detaylar.do?load=detay&link=128032

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elmodefoque says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:53:

"I love these love stories." JS

jajajajajijijijjijijijjijji

don;t it make you feel all warm and nice inside?

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:54:

It could happen to any of us. You too John.

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:55:

Nice when its somebody else.

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john_stark says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:56:

If you only knew, Morph, if you only knew.

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 05:58:

Knew what?

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gabolicious says on Nov 28, 2007, 06:01:

la leccion del dia es: DISCRECION!!!!

Elección no canonización....

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miamimike says on Nov 28, 2007, 06:33:

A few months ago they Sequestered an ATM customer in the Toni Miami Barrio called Coral Gables(for those of you familiar with Miami) They hauled the Guy around for several days until they cleaned his account out. I seldom hear of Inside Jobs(usa) though as far as defrauding small customers, they go for the Big Kahoona Swindle of Hundreds of thousands or millions. So I have nothing to worry about,,,here in the USA that is. Plus just Friday I bought a Nice used Safe for my Condo-$50 used off Craig's List!

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ds says on Nov 28, 2007, 07:12:

This comment on the story, posted on El Tiempo shows how sick not only the involved people are but how insane people think here: "Que tristeza, pero cenide tal vez fue la culpable de su propia muerte; como se le ocurre contar que tenia a una persona solvente que la ayudaba ! fue imprudente y a lo mejor en " .....blah blah blah. In a few words: The victim was guilty. - If you receive a few greenbacks and don't hide them they rape and kill you, but its your own fault. Sick country we are living in!

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gabolicious says on Nov 28, 2007, 07:18:

si juntás un poco la indiscreción de la victima y la lacra de las personas que hicieron esto, los que la asesinaron... taraaaaaaannnnn!!! sucede precisamente esto... en el supuesto de que la señora haya dicho cosas con las que debió ser un poco más discreta...

Elección no canonización....

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Waterdawg says on Nov 28, 2007, 07:30:

ds : It is all of Latin America , not just our little problem area ! All Gringo's are rich and they deserve to be ripped off .. It has become almost a religion down here.. I have been lucky ( here in Bogota ) my
Colombian friends are always looking out for me ..

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 07:45:

Yup, its always the victim's fault in Colombia.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 28, 2007, 07:48:

waterdawg, not only gringos get ripped off, i got ripped off too and i'm barranquilla street smart and NYC streets smarts. i got ripped off by a pro

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 07:54:

Even when you get ripped off in Colombia, you're still ahead of the game.

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Waterdawg says on Nov 28, 2007, 07:58:

Yea , but did you have your pants on ???

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 08:20:

If its a pro your pants should be off.

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msaucey says on Nov 28, 2007, 08:46:

I don't get it..... I would think that these women would at least make an effort to better themselves, and I don't mean cosmetically..... If she was living in a lower strata, in my head it would make sense to move to a better barrio, no?... Or go back to school? Or set aside some money for her son?

I just get disappointed at how women can continue to be so naive and not try to make the best of an opportunity....

If it makes you guys feel better, same thing happens to Colombian men that go off to Spain... They leave their sweethearts in Colombia and they send them money all the time.... Always something....

Oh, well....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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morphus says on Nov 28, 2007, 08:58:

Why not cosmetically? Looks are EVERYTHING in Colombia.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:08:

Wow, that's sad.

I said it somewhere else that I think it's almost impossible for a relationship to work when it straddles such a huge economic divide. There's just too much of a power differential, for one, and then there are situations like this.

I'm sure there are a lot of people in this poor victim's barrio who think she was "asking for it" by being to uppity with her newfound money she was getting from the gringo.

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msaucey says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:23:

Morph... Come on... Sometimes looks only go so far.... I mean if this guy was sending her enough money, she could have gotten herself into a better position economically, investing the money, and then gotten the cosmetic uplift she needed...

I know, I'm being silly thinking these things rationally... My bad!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:26:

Msaucey, you are actually making an intelligent statement here, remember we are women and we are not supposed to think.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:42:

I knew there was something wrong with me!.. Thanks Colombiche.... I feel better... Back to doing my nails...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:45:

Yes, go back to doing your nails and watching telemundo novelas... drop all these crazy feminist ideas that lead to no good.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:50:

lol... How did you know that's exactly what I'm doing....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:52:

Watch the video Elmo posted on the worst Cali barrio thread....

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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droble77 says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:53:

I think you guys are making too much of the gringo angle from this incident.

If my Spanish reading is correct, it appears it's very likely the victim was ALREADY DEAD when the phone calls were made demanding a ransom. Also, it looks like the whole thing was likely setup by an ex-lover of hers, the 41-year old Agudelo Sanchez. To me, it sounds like the whole blackmail-gringo angle was just to try to mislead the family and authorities. The money was probably secondary.

And the way she was killed, rape & asphyxiation, sounds to me like she was a part-time prepaga who pissed off (or ripped off) the wrong ex-novio or current novio.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she deserved to die. Just that my gut tells me she was no angel, and the money she was pulling from the gringo was just one of various scams she was working at the same time.

I do agree that it's completely idiotic to send money afar to anyone besides immediate family although there are some pathetic loners/losers out there with money to burn, and doing this makes them feel good or gives some kind of meaning to their lives.

However, I think it's a stretch to connect that with the * at !&#* up way this lady died. Sounds to me they had it in for her right from the get go.

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 09:55:

My tarot cards told me so.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 10:59:

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 11:00:

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 11:04:

Real tarot cards or the fake kind? ;)

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=219...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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msaucey says on Nov 28, 2007, 11:07:

Where's the one of me doing my nails?.... Watching la novela and eating bon-bons?

Must be from the special tarot cards...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 11:09:

My cards are very special and they tell me lots and lots of things ;)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 11:11:

Is this it, Msaucey?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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msaucey says on Nov 28, 2007, 12:23:

Well, you can only try to keep a thread alive so much when discussing tarot cards... And besides, Colombiche knows all my steps, it's being played out in the cards...

Okay, must run off to the mall... You know, keep the stereotype alive!

Chao pescado.... Be back later...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 15:00:

If a sock monkey tarot card doesn't hijack or kill the thread, what will?

Morphus, John is actually "The Kermit".

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 15:24:

Damn, I did it again.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 15:54:

Must be some kind of record... the Britney Spears of threadkilling.

Must... get... (gasp)... thread... back...on...(gurgle)...track...

Some philosopher once said, the difference between thrustworthy and trustworthy is an h for huevon. I think it was Heraclitus.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 16:15:

I am so bad I even hijack my own threads.

If I keep going this way I am going to get the big:

"YOU ARE FIREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!"

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Nov 28, 2007, 16:25:

MT, I must admit I peeked at that link and wow... Those are some very creative tarot cards....

Colombiche, I think your puppy is frowning.... CUTE.....................

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 19:41:

Are you being fired by the dog? He's looking pretty unhappy. I would have thought it would have been the monkey stepping up.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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christobeldawg says on Nov 28, 2007, 23:19:

so funny how quickly offthread things go around here. these funny tarot cards from this original post?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 04:32:

is that your doggie, hay que lindo

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 05:18:

That's my Donald Trump doggie.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Nov 29, 2007, 08:03:

lol... I was wondering why he had a comb over.... Makes perfect sense....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Nov 29, 2007, 08:04:

I think this is the first response that I've seen from Elmo that doesn't contain the word Fok! and it actually says lindo! Are you feeling okay, Elmo?

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 08:07:

I don't know but this morning you guys are all making me laugh a lot, my coworkers think I am a nut job. This is what I love about PBH, the laughs.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Nov 29, 2007, 08:22:

I know... I just started to catch up on what I've been missing... and I keep getting different looks... People already think I'm crazy, the laughing to myself is just more evidence to the truth!....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 09:15:

my daughter has a little doggie (layla) as in the song by clapton. so that makes me the doggies grandad. she's a 4 or 5 month old tea cup poodle.
anyways my daughter went to Punta Cana DR for the thanksgiving weekend so she put the doggie in a doggie hotel. I could not sleep thinking about the doggie in a strange place with other dogs much bigger that her. What if she gets gang rape. I wanted to stop by an visit but what if she starts crying, i wont be able to walk away and turn my back on her

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 09:24:

Sniff..... Looks like we are starting to get a glimpse of the tender, sensitive Elmo...

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 09:29:

"gang raped" jejeje

Elmo hopefully there isnt that many male rotweilers in the place.

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morphus says on Nov 29, 2007, 09:37:

I've seen small dogs get raped by big dogs. Its not funny.

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msaucey says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:09:

We knew that deep down inside you're just a big softy Elmo.....

And I believe no need to worry about the gang rape of the pup.... Most doggie hotels will still keep the dogs separated... They just have more luxuries then a regular $10 night kennel stay.... They give them special beds, some heating, and they get walked by one person.... I think your daughter's pup should be just fine.... No worries...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:26:

msaucey that is true, I left my dog once at a doggie hotel for 6 days, they took great care of my dog, they have a on site vet, groomers etc..

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:29:

heres a pic

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:35:

when i was a kid i had a number of puppies, all from street dogs in barranquilla. the little i had to eat i always shared with them. They learned to eat mangos, ciruelas, guanabana, coco, guineo, and tamarindo too.
there was one special puppy, i named him marica. he died a horrible death, got ran over by a speeding car en el barrio abajo. He linger in pain for hours in my arms, more concerned at the agaucero de lagrimas pouring from my dark injun eyes. to this day i still find it hard to talk about it, I'll stop!

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:35:

Ay Polo, que ternura.... esas paticas todas gorditas, esa mirada consentida, divino eche goldiflon carajo... jaja!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:38:

that doggie is so so so cute , como se llama? polo?

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:42:

Bruno

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:42:

He's bigger now, he snores and passes gas too

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:43:

That doggie is so scrumptious, don’t you just wanna roll around in the grass with him and play fetch. does he play freesbie?

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:44:

we have something in common i drool and pass a LOTTA GAS TOO

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:48:

nah not freesbie, he doesnt know how to catch a frisbee, but he's good with a tennis ball. He plays in spurts, 5 minutes here 5 minutes there, he tires out quickly, prefers sleeping, but very active for a bulldog. I attract alot of attention when I walk him.........

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:52:

my realtives want me to take him to cartagena so he could meet there dog, jacinto and jupiter, pronounced (who-pi-tur) in spanish, but its too hot for him down there

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msaucey says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:02:

Dang, I missed the picture.....

In our barrio we have a neighborhood dog... He was born and lives on our streets... His name is "Socio"... He is cool... Everybody in the neighborhood feeds him and takes care of him... He doesn't ever go inside the house, and if you have left overs, you just have to open the door and call "Socio", he'll come and he'll eat the left overs... If he sees any type of stranger or bumb, he starts barking at them and then everybody comes out to see, so the stranger or bumb just leaves...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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nueva york bombero says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:03:

Yeah, dogs are chick magnets!! I've got a Boxer. Hey Elmo, I've never heard you speak so heartfelt!
You feeling OK?

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:12:

NYB, is all good, thanks!
i just really really like doggies. when i ended up in the streets of barranquilla at the age of 5 and before i met my best friend and felllow guajiro Dante (8 years old and also homeless) my only friends were doggies

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:32:

Heres one more

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:34:

hay dios mio, no no no no can he possibly be more adorable??

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msaucey says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:36:

Okay... either you guys are posting pics and removing right away.... Or there's something wrong with my computer.... What pic... did I miss another pic....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:45:

ill post a recent pic of him tomorrow, he's huge now

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elmodefoque says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:16:

how old is the doggie now?

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:21:

about to be 2

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:27:

Those doggie pics are killing me, I would bite his head off right now, RIGHT NOWWWWWW???

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:38:

"I would bite his head off right now, RIGHT NOWWWWWW"

o.k colombiche I just officially scratched you off my "who next to meet my dog list" LOL

He has massive head now and is not afraid to open doors with it trust me

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:39:

if a door is half way open he would just plow right into that thing, and not look back. It pretty funny it's like it doesnt hurt him

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Man Tequila says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:41:

Man bites dog, now that's news.

What about a fruco dog?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:43:

Why do I suspect Colombiche is the type of person who would dress up their dog in booties and bandanas, or a la MC Hammer?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:43:

I think he does it to be a 'tough guy" look a this stare in the first pic, but he is really not, he nearly knocks all my guest over cause he jumps on them when he greets them.

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pedro says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:54:

This is my friend's dog in Brazil.

That cushion in the photo is his "girlfriend". Every few minutes he trots over to the cushion, folds it double and starts humping it.

que nota!

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 12:55:

Correction - woman bites dog... can't help it, he is too cute. I love puppies.

I like the Fruco Dog too.

If I had a doggie I would put booties on him, but no bandanas.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 13:04:

my friend has a jack russell, and it humps everything in sight as well, they must have a crazy sex drive

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slguy says on Nov 29, 2007, 13:14:

My dog. Nuff said.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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El Polo says on Nov 29, 2007, 13:17:

♦

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slguy says on Nov 29, 2007, 13:21:

Lessons learned from dogs.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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pochis8712 says on Nov 29, 2007, 20:24:

ok. let me just say this, not every gringo is loaded... ok??? a lot of them are middle class and already have a hard time paying their bills. My boyfriend is gringo and if they kidnapped me to get money out of him, i'd be screwed cause he doesn't carry U$10,000.oo around like most people think gringos do. and so you know, gringos don't shit money either

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manINred says on Nov 29, 2007, 20:33:

I hear ya! I'd be screwed if it weren't for OSAP. My family told me many times if i when i went to Colombia (actually the first time I told them I was like... guess where I am???, they were not amused jejejejeje) they told me that if i got kidnapped, tough luck, they would have no ransom money, and i'd be on my own.

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john_stark says on Nov 29, 2007, 20:51:

Jack Russells? Worst dogs on the planet next to Dalmatians. The best dogs, Australian Cattle Dogs, also known as heelers. Mad Max's dog was a heeler. Unfortunately my blue heeler, Shorty, died about a year ago.

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goin_south says on Nov 29, 2007, 21:56:

TFB!
(not about your heeler dying)
about the woman and her american internet bf.
She was probably flaunting it.
tfb... sorry.
the world is........A GHETTO.

Where do we go from here?

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christobeldawg says on Nov 29, 2007, 21:59:

my photo was deleted? finally, I am recognized as a troublemaker. gracias, pero I didn't mean it that way. uhoh here I am groveling for acceptance again.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 06:39:

damn, i forgot to bring a picture of my doggie
anyway the doggie is gonna have his picture taken with santa this weekend, will post those.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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aztec says on Nov 30, 2007, 06:58:

"Jack Russells? Worst dogs on the planet next to Dalmatians."

Agree with you. My son has two and I can't stay in the same room with them. My neice gave one to my mother and within two weeks she called and demanded she return the dog!

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lady19 says on Dec 2, 2007, 21:39:

horrible

the life is very beautiful….disfrutala.

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Albatross says on Dec 4, 2007, 08:49:

Thats the first time I've ever seen a dog comb his hair over like that to cover-up his bald spot
(who does he think he's fooling)

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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