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Thought this was interesting. Yesterday in Barranquilla a woman was “Assassinated�. Here is the scoop. Colombian man has 34 yr old wife, the decides to get 24 yr old girlfriend. Wife finds out about girlfriend and gets pissed. Wife pays a “Friend� 400.000 pesos to shoot the girlfriend. While the girlfriend was walking her daughter to school, man walks up the girlfriend and puts two bullets in her head at point black range.
Girlfriend is taken to hospital, wife goes to hospital to make sure girlfriend is dead. Husband sees wife at hospital and tells police she is responsible. Two days before shooting, husbands children hear wife on cell phone talking to the friend about shooting the girlfriend. After shooting, kids tell dad what mom had said. Wife is arrested and gives police the name of her assassin “Friend�. Both are now in jail.
Moral of story, girlfriends are “OK� as long as your wife doesn’t find out. If she does, well, “Stand buy for news, film at 11:00pm�. Colombian women evidently DO NOT "Play".
By BAQ on Oct 2, 2005, 11:40 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Steph says on Oct 2, 2005, 12:31: Yikes! That's harsh!
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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 2, 2005, 12:48: Meow! Uh, I think if she wanted to teach HIM a lesson she would have had him roughed up. There's always another girlfriend available.
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Michael B says on Oct 2, 2005, 13:08: Similar thing happened about 35 years ago to woman I used to work with. She walked into Tutt's Blue Moon Barbeque Place after work one night and ran into her boyfriend's wife. Witness accounts differed as to what the last words Burlee attempted to speak were, but they all agreed that the last words she HEARD were "You been f***** MY man", followed immedeatly by the report of a single action .45.
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Lumpy says on Oct 2, 2005, 19:21: How unfair... She should have shot her man... not the girlfriend!
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BAQ says on Oct 2, 2005, 21:47: It's a crazy world Yea, lots of things she COULD have done, guess she was having a "Prozac Moment". Semper Fidelis ! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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creamontop says on Oct 3, 2005, 02:07: well not specifically Colombiana but.... Definately for woman living in a hot climate. Latinas in general. yo me puse tengo un guayabo ahora, yo seguro hace cuando estoy en Colombia 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Jasmin says on Oct 3, 2005, 05:43: I would..... If I'm the wife, I would cut off his P**** !!!! then make friends with the GF :-)
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Jasmin says on Oct 3, 2005, 07:17: Friendly I would be so nice to her and make her understand that we're both victim of so-called LOVE!!!! ---- who knows its not number one and two....there could be four, five or more.=)
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utopiacowboy says on Oct 3, 2005, 09:22: She should have followed the Texas rule which allows her to kill them both. It's not clear though if the girlfriend lived? Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Rubiazo says on Oct 3, 2005, 09:42: Hot climate? Then why does it happen in Russia and Canada all the time too?
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BAQ says on Oct 3, 2005, 12:05: UtopicCowboy The Novia is deader than Julius Cesar !!! Semper Fidelis ! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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anaintheus says on Oct 3, 2005, 12:38: Jerry Springer ?? Nobody here has ever heard of this shows?? I don't think too many people there are latinas and still the manage to do quite well in the "heat" department!
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Adrianagon1018 says on Oct 3, 2005, 13:04: GET EVEN Just like I did when I got tired of his cheating, the MF did not like that...revenge some times is sweet !!
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b bruce says on Oct 4, 2005, 17:24: Left wing conspiracy? Hey, Bill has been cheating for years. Just not in Colombia! Hillary has had enough. But the money she used may have come from her election campaign contributions. That's a no no!
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lpdiver says on Oct 6, 2005, 11:10: Utopia... Thats right Colombianas in Texas can run over cheating spouses six times with impunity. The seventh was what got her in trouble...jejeje "cook some rice!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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esanch36 says on Oct 6, 2005, 11:33: crazy At this store near my house...a man was outside of the store and a cab rolled up and his wife got out and shot him because he was cheating on her....crazy crazy All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12??? 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Sonny says on Oct 6, 2005, 11:41: Rubiazo It does not happen to often in Russia (Shooting I mean) There are 7 women to one man there. It is not uncommon for one woman to have more then 50 partners before she is 25. After 25 she is considered an old maid. That is why there are so many beautiful women in Russia looking for a husband in the US or Canada
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Sonny says on Oct 6, 2005, 11:43: lpdiver Not really, it is the reloading that gets Texans in trouble. :-}
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utopiacowboy says on Oct 6, 2005, 11:52: So you can't reload a couple of times in the heat of passion, Sonny? Just joking :-) Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Sonny says on Oct 6, 2005, 11:55: utopiacowboy Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhh That almost hurt but I still have a loaded gun UC.
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Crazy4Cali says on Oct 7, 2005, 08:38: That hot latin passion works both ways....
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