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why I like costeños....

Ok just a little personal story. I was out last night with a guy who's originally from the Honduras, and he's absolutely gorgeous, in really good shape, you can tell he works out and is really active...blah blah blah...a total cutie. BUT I'm probably almost a head taller than him and I was wearing flats. Trying to dance with this guy (he couldn't really dance to begin but that was another challenge) was hilarious!! Later in the evening, we were walking home and stopped for a slice to soak up some of the booze, there were a bunch of Mexican men in the pizza place and they started talking to this guy in Spanish... (I was killing myself laughing) "WOW man, you have such a big girl, look at how tall she is, she's so huge". Ok, I have a very large frame for a female, AND I'm tall but I'm sure standing beside this little short guy totally amplified the difference. IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I was pissing myself laughing.

So...can you figure out why I like Costeños yet? hehehe. I don't feel like I'm in the land of the little people on the coast as long as I don't stand beside the tinto man ;)

Now I'm off to eat my left over pizza and soak up the left over alcohol in my system. GOD why do I do this to myself? ;) Have a grooooovy day!

By babygirl on Aug 22, 2009, 09:47 in Friendly Talkzone.


ratbag says on Aug 22, 2009, 10:02:

i work out baby girl

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 22, 2009, 11:22:

Everybody's the same height when their lying down baby... lol You wanna see something really funny? Try watching Mexicans or Central Americans dance Salsa... jajajajajja lol

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 22, 2009, 13:05:

"I do not like costenos, except for some friends who are well educated and respectful of others"

jajajajajjaj lol

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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onthemoon says on Aug 22, 2009, 14:35:

Dont mess up with the costenos!!! jejeje =P

Love Happens...

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onthemoon says on Aug 22, 2009, 14:37:

Baby girl..where do u live in La Costa?

Love Happens...

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cali1010 says on Aug 22, 2009, 14:50:

All you need to do to settle scores with a Costeno is bring ice, cups and some Whiskey....or as they say, "Wicky, wicky".

Ignorance does not discriminate race, age nor gender

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onthemoon says on Aug 22, 2009, 14:58:

jaaaaaaaaa.. sapo de mier.....coles!!!
mmmm... variety is good... =P omg...

Love Happens...

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cali1010 says on Aug 22, 2009, 15:06:

PCL, that is sooooo true. My girlfriend asked me to take salsa lesson in L.A with her and shit the Mexican mainly could not get it. It was one of the funniest things I saw, on the down side many couples fought because they could not get it together and dance well. In the end from the 45 couples that started only 12 remained. Mexican could not get it...it was like they were dancing ranchera/texana music instead of salsa.

Ignorance does not discriminate race, age nor gender

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 22, 2009, 15:35:

Cali.. 100% word for word...

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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wwwhitey says on Aug 22, 2009, 18:58:

I love costenaaaaaaaaas!!!

(Glad you're having fun, babygirl)

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onthemoon says on Aug 22, 2009, 19:19:

Way to go whitey!! =P
what s what you like about costenas?

Love Happens...

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ddluzdelsol says on Aug 22, 2009, 21:48:

So, how tall are ya, girly?

Christmas and New Years in Ibague!!

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christobeldawg says on Aug 22, 2009, 22:12:

why I like costeños....

like with any group, it totally depends on the particular person. In general, I tend to like them, but there are always a few bad apples in every bunch, no?

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

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wwwhitey says on Aug 23, 2009, 10:50:

What do I like about costenas onthemoon?

Just look in the mirror and you will know. ;-)

Their skin, their hair, their eyes, their smiles, they way they dress, the way they dance, that they are uncomplicated, know how to enjoy life, love their families, have good values, are passionate, know how to take a compliment, know how to love and please a man, etc, etc.

Of course you have to find a good woman, but there are many, and I consider myself very lucky to have found one.

What's that sound? Yes, I think I can hear Elmo throwing up right about now ... jajajaja

Whitey

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onthemoon says on Aug 23, 2009, 11:14:

wow, si!!!! you know costenas. Take care of yours!
Elmo is busy now, he is in charge of carne the burro para pinchos bussines. =))

Love Happens...

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 13:33:

Whitey is workin it to the bone... jajajajajaj lol

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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utopiacowboy says on Aug 23, 2009, 16:45:

I love the AUC.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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babygirl says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:07:

ddluzdelsol says on Aug 22, 2009, 21:48: flag

So, how tall are ya, girly?
******
I top out at about 5'11" or so with a decent sized heel.

Moon: I don't live on the coast, I've just visited a few times and have friends there too :)

PCL: Try watching Mexicans or Central Americans dance Salsa... jajajajajja lol
**********
Ya that is kind of funny hehe, but I've seen some shitty dancing by Colombianos too ;)

Best quote of the week... "should I be taking this pill with wine?" Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 23, 2009, 17:25:

No shitty salsa dancing in Cali though BG.. they are just good normal to Experts there and thats about it.. lol

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Chriscan (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 24, 2009, 09:48:

I know what you are getting at. They are really open and down to earth. I respect them for enjoying life and only working until they have enough money to party.

The flip side is when it comes down to business. In the pat month, everything I had on the go fell apart. I was supposed to have a job - they strung me along for months before saying I'm not needed until next semester.

I sold a guy a couple of computers and every time I saw him he was going to pay me the next day. He told another neighbour that he's waiting for me to drop the price. I might have if he had just said, "No, deal, too expensive."

A professor friend wants me to help him start a school on his finca but he isn't sure, maybe he wants to travel to Europe first.

Anyway they make great friends, fun to party with but it reminds me of what I said when I drove cab in Canada,"I don't pick up visible minorities in my taxi and I don't party with white people."

Beam me up Scotty; No intelligent life here.

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cali1010 says on Aug 24, 2009, 16:53:

Los Calenos tienen un swing natural.

Ignorance does not discriminate race, age nor gender

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davidyamiga says on Aug 25, 2009, 05:10:

Cali...I agree with you! I like Calenitas!

Otra vez en casa...Cali!

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