Why Colombia's Leftist Guerrillas Are Defecting

Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:53:

Hola PBH!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:54:

theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:55:

Holitas y abrazos a mi gente!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:55:

I wonder if the FARC Chefs use canned or fresh mushrooms?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:57:

theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:57:

He would not dare use canned mushrooms. Mushrooms are pretty mythical in Colombia anyway.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:58:

But think of all the many uses for a empty can of canned mushrooms could have!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:00:

billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:01:

"I wonder if the FARC Chefs use canned or fresh mushrooms?"

Clavo, that question belongs in the thread titled "Why are Colombia's leftist guerillas defecating?"

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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webmanco says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:03:

Hola desocupados

No hay extremo cierto o verdadero, porque los extremos opacan, enruedan, (lavan cerebros) verdades. Yotas

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:03:

Maybe those canned mushrooms allow for the entering of the costeña civilization and the entering of Cali high society.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:08:

theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:08:

elmo,

Estoy de acuerdo mi negro.

Ya acabe de comprar pepperoni, queso, tacos, y good seasonings para llevar a colombia. Fok those damn hongos.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:09:

I dont like mushrooms either...they give me nightmares......=)

billyb, for a red headed Pakastini dude you are a pretty funny person!

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billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:10:

Migs, you don't work all those years at the 7-11 and not pick up something ;)

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:12:

you are so right...i just hate the 7-11 doorbell sounding entrance alarm....

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billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:14:

I would always wear platform shoes to work after they they put the measuring tape on the inside of the doors.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:15:

the shoes with the live goldfish inside?

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:18:

Billyb,

Can you get some microwave burritos for me and Miguel in Colombia?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:19:

Hey, there is our US connection! billyb!

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:22:

Miguel,

Preparing an email for you about imports, just getting my thoughts together. I wandered around Publix grocery store today with a notepad. Noting costs,weight and shelf life.

Plus, I bought three boxes of 18 crispy taco shells for a dollar each on sale.

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billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:30:

Flats, green or red burritos?

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:33:

Either or, any decent mexican food in colombia would thrill me. Not Tavos y BBQ.

Manizales had a place years ago that made a rocking burrito, but like all things good it went away.

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:38:

I will be there in a few months then.

I usually make a gallon or two of salsa at a time and keep in the fridge to put it on everything.

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billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:39:

Are their jalapeños canned or fresh? Because if not, flats will have words with the manager.

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:54:

Kat?

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:57:

theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:57:

Billyb,

Damn right as I am a world traveler and bon vivant, those FUCKING peppers better have been sewn with the tears of Mexican orphans, watered with their blood, and picked by bikina virgins from Guadalajara, or you are god damn right I will rip some fucking heads off.

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excavator59 says on Oct 30, 2009, 21:51:

I like mushrooms because I'm a Funguy !

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barrumundi says on Oct 30, 2009, 23:01:

jajajaja excavator.......maybe you are a toad's tool?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2009, 01:35:

excavator59 says on Oct 31, 2009, 17:31:

Not muchroom for anything else!Nice one Barramundi haven't heard that in a while.

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 1, 2009, 03:57:

JGD (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 1, 2009, 04:38:

http://treas.gov/press/releases/hp1132.htm

You are worried the US is going to invade and take the Venezuelan oil?... you are selling everything to them !!Peruvian Pres. Alan Garcia to Chavez

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Sam Salmon says on Nov 1, 2009, 21:33:

Good to see Colombia's 'Older Brother' going after FARC and their flunkies-more proof Chavez is running a criminal govt.

' a la orden!'

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