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Why Carita has decided to change her profession from the world's second oldest

To the world's oldest.

to the world's oldest.

Apparently, I am a feminist. I never knew it until enlightened souls on PBH told me because I objected to sex tourism in Colombia. So thats that.

Rubito, Gringoloid, et al: you have convinced me that (1) sex tourism is ok and (2) I AM a feminist, I must be, cos you say so and (3) I may as well be making money from COMBINED feminism and sex tourism as the next girl.

With my new found status as man-hating feminazi, what's a girl to do? (I never realise I hated men – I thought I liked them actually but ... it must be true right?)

But I don't have a butch hair cut, and think my husband should be king of his house (as long as I am queen of his heart). Obviously it will never work. I'll just be living a lie!

So, I have decided to change my profession.

Yes, after reading an interview with a REAL feminist, and hooker to boot, (not a rookie-feminist like me, a real professional feminist of the gestapo variety), I've realised that all this time loving the Unfair Sex is a waste of time. I should be taking them for every penny!

She's certainly convinced me (in fact, by the sound if it, she might even be one of Rubito's girlfriends).

http://www.artsandopinion.com/2004_v3_n2/sexworker.htm

By CaritadeAngel on May 21, 2007, 21:29 in Friendly Talkzone.


goin_south says on May 21, 2007, 21:54:

so, what's the lament, here? ya Ho-troll?

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CaritadeAngel says on May 21, 2007, 22:17:

Hola Feliz No lament, yet I am confused, is a ho-troll a female troll in the same way that bitch is a female dog?


"Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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Robert Jorge says on May 21, 2007, 22:20:

Are you fishing for sympathy? In other threads, you made excellent arguments and points. Try your hardest not to take this stuff personal. And, on the other hand, understand why what you said might irritate some people, and cause them to retaliate "below the belt." Are you at fault per say, in my opinion? No. But, every action has the potential to get a reaction. You were pushing buttons and pulling levers with the best of them.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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CaritadeAngel says on May 21, 2007, 22:26:

No sympathy. I give as good as I get. But, dude, read the interview. Then you'll see real, coldhearted, nasty feminism.

http://www.artsandopinion.com/2004_v3_n2/sexworker.htm

If I push buttons, somewhere the "on" light may come on in some of their brains.

"Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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goin_south says on May 21, 2007, 22:26:

Carita.... if yer a good lookin b*tch.... then.. go for it.. Just like most of us guys would! jejeje...
Most of us (guys) would be retired at a very early age, living somewhere in paradise, by.... how old are ya? by now! jejaja...

Rob, maybe you can line me and Carita up (WITH BUSINESS! A LA.. BEN FRANKLINS) on de weekend in Destin, in one of them fine condos on the beach with some doolin banjos! jejeje!

Come on down to my boat, baby (if yer name is Paz Vega!)

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CaritadeAngel says on May 21, 2007, 22:41:

Well, Maz_Feliz I in my late 20s, so I'm behind the other girls, but I still have a lot of time left to make my millions.

"Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem."

"I hope I never say anything worth quoting".

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goin_south says on May 21, 2007, 23:27:

CA.... you better get busy.... U jus got another year or 2, and then it's .... DOWNHILL (don't look down, right now, but...cause, U no what I mean. gravity takes over, if you ain't hangin right!)

Come on down to my boat, Pazzzzzzzzz.

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Robert Jorge says on May 22, 2007, 02:28:

How many handles are you going to change to Feliz?

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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kalder says on May 22, 2007, 05:08:

Hi CA You need to put this thread into the 'Friendly Talkzone'. It'll disappear into the ether otherwise. It's not classified under any of the tabulated sections.

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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scotty says on May 22, 2007, 05:19:

CA just wants to keep it going, the subject has been talked to death, but she is enjoying the rant and wants to keep it going with a new heading title.
let it die already
we know the facts:
1. north american and european women are rude, controling and spoiled
2. american and european men are great men
3. colombian and south american women agree with us men and show us with their sweetness,love and feminism.
end of story.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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cayita says on May 22, 2007, 05:59:

carita I have no idea why you decided to jump into the dog pen. But my advice would be to lift your head up and walk out. Let them dogs fight over your bone alone.

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