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Why be alone during the Holidays?

If you are a MAN and like WOMEN or if you are a WOMAN and like MEN, or if you are a MAN and like MEN or a WOMAN and like WOMEN, you can place an ad in the Barranquilla Paper.

I can help you find the person OF YOUR DREAMS for whatever type of relationship you want.

This is all I will need from you:

A valid email address as the people will write to you DIRECTLY with their picture.

A description of the person you would like to meet, that is sex, color and age.

For Example:

I am a guy, and would like to meet an attractive 18 year old white girl.

Or I am a guy and would like to meet an 30 year old moreno guy.

Or I am a Woman and would like to meet an 25 year old guy.

Or I am a Woman and would like to meet an 22 year old girl.

The kind of relationship you want.

That is for a serious relationship Ex. Wife. Or a temporary girlfriend while here.

Or a husband Or temporary boyfriend Etc.

A little description about yourself. That is, Ex. : I am a 30 year old black guy.

And that is it.

Here are a few tips to make the best out of your ad.:

Be honest about yourself and the kind of relationship you want. There always will be men and women for everything, so why lie.

Check your email often, most people write on the very first day you ad runs, and even weeks after it stops running.

People here like to read old papers and like to tell their friends about ads like this.

Be prepared to meet wonderful people and find the person you always wanted to meet. Privately and without embarrassment.

Make sure you have installed and working in your computer the Messengers from YAHOO and HOTMAIL which are the most popular here. You will want to chat and see on Cam that person you have just met and attracts you so much.

Q: I don`t know what to say, what do I do?

A: Just supply me with the information about yourself and who you would like to meet. I will do the rest.

So, if you are ready, email me. Your ad can be in tomorrow`s Paper. Act now !!!
__________________
Peter Solano,

"Loving this Town and its Women!!!"

Contact information:
Cell: 011 57 310 624 4078
Email: petersolano at gmail.com
Messenger: petersolano at yahoo.com

By Peter Solano on Dec 2, 2006, 19:09 in Renting, selling & meetups.

arthur brode says on Dec 2, 2006, 19:49:

do you do TS/TV's? .

http://www.calirentals.net/

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Mr. Hollywood says on Dec 2, 2006, 20:11:

My Ad I'm a guy who would like to meet a rich and generous Colombiana to be my ex-wife and support me financially. Please email banking info straight to my divorce lawyer who will arrange the pre-nup, wedding and divorce in one.

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arthur brode says on Dec 3, 2006, 02:16:

Mr. H I need to get me a Lawyer like yours!

http://www.calirentals.net/

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goin_south says on Dec 3, 2006, 04:23:

si, Mr Hollywood... ....and who has many friends like herself, and she introduces you to them all,...one at a time (or, two or three at a time!) (mas?)

Where do we go from here?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Dec 3, 2006, 21:03:

Peter S, and i guess you want $$ up front for "expenses"? get real, Dude....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...Listo!! Libertad!!!...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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bamapits3 says on Dec 4, 2006, 06:44:

Be serious $130 us dollars for a colombian newspaper....you could have a full color page for 130 in colombia.....I hope this isnt how you make your living, just another foreigner messin up a beautiful country. thanks..

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arthur brode says on Dec 4, 2006, 12:01:

chit! i will do it for half that!anyone interested email me arthurbrode at aol.com

http://www.calirentals.net/

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Peter (Moderator) says on Dec 4, 2006, 13:11:

Note that future posts like this will be deleted. You can´t advertise services to find girlfriends on PBH, it´s against the rules. We left this one because the comments are too funny ;)

Poor but snappy

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arthur brode says on Dec 4, 2006, 16:13:

Thanks Peter i agree.once you start looking is when you start meeting the sharks and gasolineras.thats why i have never stepped inside an agency.i do my fishing en "La Olla".

http://www.calirentals.net/

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jfsawatzky says on Dec 4, 2006, 16:17:

I agree Peter, this thread is a blast.
Where is elmo when you need him???

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arthur brode says on Dec 4, 2006, 18:27:

oh...... "Looking" for women might be a bad idea in the U.S. where a desperate man is considered a turn off to Northamerican Women/Latinamerican Women.But i dont find that valid in Colombia.The reason being is that iam desperate as usual and pull the Chicas.In the States i wasnt pulling anything(but my D...) not even when i was playing aloof!

http://www.calirentals.net/

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TioJoe says on Dec 5, 2006, 13:48:

Love is blind I am ambidexterous and blind myself Brode. I was told poor eyesight goes hand in hand with pocket pool but I did not believe it until it was too late. Thankfully my lovely Colombiana is very fond/fondle of braille.

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Peter Solano says on Dec 8, 2006, 19:48:

I know some of the replies are HILARIOUS, I am still laughing reading them.I am still wondering what they were high on when they posted. :D

Anyway, you would be surprised to know how many people take this matter seriously and are happier now. Have a good one everybody. Peter Solano.

Peter Solano: Tour guide/Interpreter. Email: petersolano@gmail.com. Skype handle: petersolano2007, Cell: 011 57 310 624 4078, Barranquilla, Colombia, S.A.

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Peter Solano says on Dec 8, 2006, 20:42:

do you do TS/TV's? I DON`T do them, arthur brode, but if you are one of them, I would be more than happy to have your ad run in the paper.

Peter Solano: Tour guide/Interpreter. Email: petersolano@gmail.com. Skype handle: petersolano2007, Cell: 011 57 310 624 4078, Barranquilla, Colombia, S.A.

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Peter Solano says on Dec 8, 2006, 20:51:

Peter S, and i guess you want $$ up front for "expenses"? Not at all Miguel Clavo,

I JUST LOVE having to go IN PERSON,5 miles out of my way, spending 1 hour in line at the paper, paying US$110 out of my own pocket,(the exachange rate $1-Col$ is going down, publication costs on the rise) and submitting a photocopy of my Colombian cedula along with the text of the ad.EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!

JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. That is how I amuse myself the most.:D

"Ads can only be placed IN PERSON , not over the phone or on line, and a valid proof of identification must be submitted along with the text at all times."

IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU ANY DIFFERENT, HE IS GOING TO ROB YOU BLIND!!!!

Peter Solano.

Peter Solano: Tour guide/Interpreter. Email: petersolano@gmail.com. Skype handle: petersolano2007, Cell: 011 57 310 624 4078, Barranquilla, Colombia, S.A.

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Peter Solano says on Dec 8, 2006, 21:04:

Be serious "$130 us dollars for a colombian newspaper....you could have a full color page for 130 in colombia.....I hope this isnt how you make your living, just another foreigner messin up a beautiful country. thanks. bamapits3"

I AM serious, please email me the information, it can save me a lot of dough in future ads.

Peter Solano: Tour guide/Interpreter. Email: petersolano@gmail.com. Skype handle: petersolano2007, Cell: 011 57 310 624 4078, Barranquilla, Colombia, S.A.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Dec 8, 2006, 21:16:

What a nice guy you are! You will probably get alot of responses now that everyone knows you are doing it for free! Some people amuse themselves for much less, and some people have strange hobbies, too!

Sounds like a mail-order-bride type business....will a pretty Colombian girl show up in a UPS box on my front porch??? =)

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...Listo!! Libertad!!!...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Peter Solano says on Dec 8, 2006, 21:30:

You are so funny Miguel You are right about TWO things: 1,I AM a nice guy. and 2, I DO get a lot of responses.

And NO, my service is nothing like that, in fact if more Men would know about me, there would be no mail-order-bride type of business. At least not as far as BARRANQUILLA is concerned.

After all I charge 1/10th of what they charge, and the girls choose YOU, and respond.

Unlike an Agency where they will respond to EVERY guy that inquires.

"will a pretty Colombian girl show up in a UPS box on my front porch???"

I doubt it !!! Get real dude......

But from the many replies you will get from an ad, you can choose easily who you want by your side.

Thanks for your comments,

Peter Solano,

Tour guide/ Interpreter.
Barranquilla, Colombia, S.A.

" Loving this town and its Women"

Peter Solano: Tour guide/Interpreter. Email: petersolano@gmail.com. Skype handle: petersolano2007, Cell: 011 57 310 624 4078, Barranquilla, Colombia, S.A.

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