Why are we, Colombians, so freakin' neat?

emero says on Jul 20, 2005, 01:20:

I'll second that you have just described my boyfriend perfectly
He loves to be clean and he smells good!!!
I've never seen someone clean their teeth as much as him, always in the shower

I didn't realise it might be a colombian thing I thought it was just him



hugs Diane x

hugs Diane x

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shirly1981 says on Jul 20, 2005, 02:17:

That comes with us......... That comes with us!!!! most of the poeple in colombian like to be neat, we are like that we like to be clean, smelling good, clean teeth, feet, hands etc....and manicure is not just for women, men like to have good looking hands. A man doesnt have to be waring the most expensive t-shirt or jeans if this guy is clean, smells good and have a very clean mounth is perfec for me.............

Sophia

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quindioman says on Jul 20, 2005, 02:25:

definately a colombian thing and one realises this once one has travelled abroad.
In England these people get up and go...the most some would do is brush their teeth. Colombians shower (at least once a day) and we are very hygienic...brush teeth at least twice a day....here in Europe many people shower but I don't think they do it on a daily basis...over here in Europe is all about the image...that is what is on the oustide.....as long as you have the latest garments they don't care whether they are "physically clean".
Colombian are the anthisesis of this....we HAVE to be CLEAN...i love that Outkast song that goes so fresh so clean.....that's us Colombians....so fresh, so clean

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shirly1981 says on Jul 20, 2005, 02:51:

British People People here just get up, put cloth on and get out of the house, they dont like to take showers everyday 'cause it is very cold here. I dont like to be in crowded places 'cause there is always a person with a hurt wing. i dont care i take a shower at least once a day, i dont care if it is cold or not...........

Sophia

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quindioman says on Jul 20, 2005, 02:56:

shirly..... you can't be serious..?
Yep....i see you noticed them as well....and as far as it being too cold...that don't stop the colombians that live here....i'm usually 5-10 minutes late to work often but that's because there is no way on earth that i would leave my house without my obligatory shower.

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shirly1981 says on Jul 20, 2005, 03:02:

Cockney......... You are right, no matter what we have to take a shower. Thanks God that i have a heater here 'cause i would have to take my showers with cold water, but i dont go out without getting clean...... no no no i come from a place (Barranquilla) in which i used to take at least 2 or 3 showers a day...........

Sophia

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quindioman says on Jul 20, 2005, 03:52:

a costenya en Inglaterra...you are a rare breed madam...how is England treating you?

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quindioman says on Jul 20, 2005, 03:58:

shirly did you hear the one about Ken Livingstone (mayor of London)?.....you might be well aware that the past few weeks have been HOT...very HOT...well he made a statement last week asking people that use the tube to take a shower in the morning...i was shocked, but i shouldn't have been all that surprised.

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shirly1981 says on Jul 20, 2005, 04:03:

Cockney............ Let me tell you that at the beginning it was hard really cold but now its fine, i came 4 months ago. People say that its gonna get colder for next month so i have to take advange of these shiny days. Last weekend i had to take 3 showers and open all window 'cause it was really hottttttttttttttttttttttt

Sophia

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quindioman says on Jul 20, 2005, 05:13:

4 months! damn you are a fast learner woman....and you are quite right...take advantage! After November you'll need that central heating to be on top form!!!

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emero says on Jul 20, 2005, 05:17:

Roofus
If he was with other amigas, trust me I would know!
Us women are very clever, men are not
When he lived in Cartagena , he showered lots, might have something to do with the heat



hugs Diane x

hugs Diane x

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quindioman says on Jul 20, 2005, 05:22:

don't worry elmo i have 1 brother that never bathes...he couldn't give a rat's arse if he washed or not...in fact he should be an honorary corroncho the fucker's so lazy.....he works for a month, gets paid and then spends the next week calling sick to work

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bob777 says on Jul 20, 2005, 06:28:

So many showers, but all cold!!!! I typically take a shower every morning, but I have to say it is very difficult when I stay at my wife's family's house in Palmira, because there is no hot water. Perhaps I am spoiled, but nothing beats a nice warm shower in the morning or after a good work-out. Cold showers are a bit hard to get used to. :)

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shirly1981 says on Jul 20, 2005, 06:37:

Smell like gamin.......... A longgggg time ago when i was in Barranquilla i had a blind date with a American guy, i was so happy 'cause it was the first time i was going to see this guy after a while chatting. The day came and i got my best outfit just to meet this guy in one of the best restaurants of Barranquilla, i arrived at the restaurant and i was looking where this person was when i see him i walk to the table and what a surprise i got when this guy smell like a "gamin" ohhhh my God i didnt know what to do, but for sure that i had to breath. the waitress came to take my order and i just said please a glass with water, 'cause with that smell i had eaten even the dressert. He is a good looking guy, well dressed but with that smell he killed all my expectations.....

Sophia

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Inti´illapha says on Jul 20, 2005, 07:00:

Maybe Colombians are basically smelly and dirty, Thats why they have to take so much shower and so much perfume so that noone notices ;)
Inti
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carolain11 says on Jul 20, 2005, 07:56:

not all... i've run into people here who are not neat and clean... greasy hair, smelly clothes, but such an attitude...

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rjstuff says on Jul 20, 2005, 09:56:

Colombians love showers as much as some of us love beer! The first time I met my fiancee and we made love, soon after she hit the shower! I wondered if there was something wrong (dirty) about me and then I found out - she loves to take showers 2,3 sometimes 4 times a day - I wish we were making love 4 times a day (no viagra for me - I am allergic!)
The only thing I learned to do was to join her once or twice! There is some good in that! jajaja

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vicshere says on Jul 20, 2005, 15:30:

for gad sakes How in the world do you associate taking a shower with being neat..... Colombians (in General) are the most unneat people I know.....the street are full of crap ..the air is full of crap... the water is full of crap.....sure they may shower in the morning ....big deal ........then they go out on the air polluting moto or car....while throwing the garbage out the car window will .....stopping along the way to piss on the side of the road .......then when they get home they shower again to get all the crap they caught outside off of themselves.........come on Leo wake up for god sakes

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Sylvie says on Jul 20, 2005, 16:17:

From experience I've also noticed that Colombians are very clean people but Venezuelans are by far the cleanest people in the world. It freaks me out. All the Venezuelans I know brush their teeth at least 6 times a day and shower a minimum of 3 times a day. When I was there they looked at me weird when I told them that I only take a shower once a day.

British people have the nastiest oral hygiene. It could be because toothpaste there is so damn expensive. I don’t know but they should really start brushing more often because some of them have plaque on their teeth that has turned brown and green. I'm gagging as I type this.

French come in second place for nasitiest oral hygiene.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 21, 2005, 13:57:

utopiacowboy says on Jul 21, 2005, 15:31:

Are you serious, Kat? It's a contest between Colombians and Americans to see who can take the most showers. Nobody cares about anything except cleanliness.

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BlondeJamesBond says on Jul 21, 2005, 15:50:

Comments of an Englishman This thread is forcing me to turn into BritannicoX!!!!!

Sylvie admit it, what really happened is that you came to England and after refusing to buy any of our ridiculously expensive toothpaste (????), it turned out that it was your own bad breath you were smelling!

Shirley were you visiting a geriatric ward when you heard the 'I won't shower because it's too cold' comment?!?!?

I'm delighted to hear Colombians take such pride and care in their appearance and hygeine, but so do I and just about everybody else I know and have come across here in civilized Britain. Can't see where this bad rep came from.

Wow, a nice bit of national defence in the face of an unprovoked attack is good for the soul - I can understand where you are coming from CX!


Now to borrow from UC

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kernow62 says on Jul 21, 2005, 17:31:

BlondeJamesBond, the stereotype with bad teeth in Britain is actually or should I say was deserved. Flouride in the water and the post war shortages had a lot to do with it. As a child I remember we couldn't afford toothpaste so we brushed our teeth with salt or soot! However I note that in general British teeth look quite normal nowadays, perhaps not overly bleached and perfectly straight as in the US but natural.

People from the UK who come on holiday in the US may give the cleanliness brigade a bit of ammo, as a general rule Brits will sweat like pigs when on holiday in Orlando, no ammount of deoderant will keep the body odours down; but at home it isn't normal to sweat all that much. Hot weather confounds us Brits.

The worst BO I have encountered was some huge Russians who came to Florida with the Moscow Circus, followed closely by a former American co-worker who refuses to use deoderant because it is bad for your health.

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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jul 21, 2005, 17:39:

Mysteries of the world Even with his terrible teeth, famous Englishman Austin Powers got to shag Liz Hurley, Heather Grahams and Beyonce. ;-)

I wanted access to health care, housing and education, but, no, I get potholes, trash and silicone tits instead. -Desi.

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cutethings4me says on Jul 21, 2005, 20:05:

I can relate My baby's father was the same exact way. I was amazed at how he brushed his teeth after he ate or drank anything. He also had to wash his hands (I mean scrub them) everytime he ate something. I had never seen anything like this in my life. I was born and raised in South Carolina, and I have been raised to brush my teeth about 3 times a day and I wash my hands regularly, but he was obsessive with it!!! It must be a Colombian thing..... Which I rather be with someone who is clean than someone who is nasty.... I can not deal with that.

Kristy

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kernow62 says on Jul 21, 2005, 20:14:

Tinto it was his hairy chest. Yeah baaaby!!!

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adrimm (Moderator) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 21, 2005, 22:05:

LeofromPereira says on Jul 21, 2005, 23:03:

Awaken...
Dear Vicshere,

Well, yeah, we have to admit it. We live in a third-world country. There have no littering policies at all. People –especially older generations- weren’t educated that way; but, fortunately, now –thanks to improved school curriculums- we have environmental subjects at high school, and students are being told not to throw their garbage out of their car’s window. Personally, I also hope the government focuses on developing the proper laws to control and punish littering.

But, mostly, the purpose of my post was to talk about the personal hygiene of Colombian people. In general, since we are kids we are told to have a very clean appearance (by this I don’t mean to wear expensive clothes, but very clean at least), to shave everyday, to polish our shoes, not to smell to sweat, etc., kind of an army regime (ha!)... And, off course, there are exceptions to the rules. I just wanted to read other people’s opinions on this matter since I’ve seen that this is not how the rest of the world is.

English isn’t my first language, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve heard everybody using the term “neat” when referring to this topic. That’s why I used it. So, please, I don’t want anybody to be confused between “Personal Hygiene” and “National Legislation”. Anyway, thank you everybody for your posts. Controversy is great. Cheers!

Leonardo G.
bixarre at hotmail.com

Leonardo - bixarre@hotmail.com

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Sylvie says on Jul 21, 2005, 23:24:

BlondeJamesBond and Kat1, show me where I said the british smell.... I don't believe I ever wrote that. They smell quite nice actually. I just said that most have bad teeth and that is probably because toothpaste in the UK is rather expensive compared to the rest of the world.

BlondeJamesBond, I assure you that i brushed my teeth every day twice a day despite the high price of toothpaste. Even if it were to cost £60 I would still use it because my pearly whites are my best asset and I do my best to take care of them and my gums.

Stereotypes exist for a reason and we all know what people say about the british and their teeth. I said "MOST" not "ALL" so I don't see that as generalizing.


I like my teeth. Here is a picture of me showing off my teeth.
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=9892j8

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Cerealkiller says on Jul 22, 2005, 00:46:

I dont think colombians are overly clean and to be honest i find it a rather ridiculous statement, if you go to small towns in boyaca and cundinamarca youll bump into people who are outside their houses doing the shopping and all that who -clearly- havent bothered with taking a shower. Yes the tube in london stinks in the summer, so do buses during rush hours but then again same thing happens in buses here in bogota...I think I blame the strong smells in london on curry...seriously, the more curry the stronger the smell, food and excretions are directly related. Toothpaste is not expensive at all, go to boots or superdrug and you can always get like 2 boxes of colgate for like 3 pounds!!!
Sure some people rather shower in before bed in the evening than in the morning, and yes europeans enjoy baths rather than showers but i dont think that makes much of a difference.
I dont think being neat and clean is part of colombian culture, there are very clean and neat people everywhere. This is a very silly thread.
Ps: Brits and Spanish people do have horrible teeth...and so do americans, and so do colombians when they cant afford proper dental care...*rolls eyes*

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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BlondeJamesBond says on Jul 22, 2005, 01:32:

BritannicoX replies Sylvie - and a fine set of choppers you have, unfortunately refering to "MOST" instead of "ALL" is still generalising! In your defence perhaps the green-toothed 'Brit' you ran into was Kerry/Maleorange/Londonmale, which I imagine would be enough to damage your impression of us permanently. ;-)

Kernow - I'm guessing in the heat of places like Orlando we Brits also turn the obligatory lobster red, which when contrasted with our yellow crooked teeth, gives us a comforting rhubarb & custard appearance! :-D

I know British teeth do come in for ridicule, I think it's as funny as anyone, but on this thread we were coming across as cheapskates who wouldn't shell out for a tube of toothpaste, so I was forced to put on my BritannicoX hat and step in before it got out of hand.

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kernow62 says on Jul 22, 2005, 04:29:

Mmmm. I love rhubarb and custard.. sweeties that is. At one time us Brits were the biggest consumers of sweets (candy) in the world, not sure if that contributed to the bad teeth stereotype.

When I said erlier that as a child we couln't afford tothpaste it wasn't that toothpaste was so expensive it was that we were so poor! Food was a priority I suppose, and we could always get new choppers back then on the NHS.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 22, 2005, 06:54:

rjstuff says on Jul 22, 2005, 07:20:

My My Sylvie Nice picture. But terrible website! When you click on "next" twice - who is that - Elmodfoq and Ash? jejeje

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Sylvie says on Jul 22, 2005, 12:19:

rjstuff, I just use that site to host pictures. The rest of the photos do not belong to me.

And when I was in London toothpaste was expensive compared to Montreal. It may not be expensive in other places in the UK but I assure you that in london I paid the equivalent of 6$CAN for a small tube of toothpaste. That is relatively expensive since toothpaste in Canada is usually no more than 3$ CAN. And in Montreal if you pay 3$ for toothpaste it is usually the fancy type with whitening formulas and sparkles.

I suppose nowadays the British are becoming just as vain as North Americans and more are sending their kids to the dentist and orthodontist. Here is an article from TIME magazine in 1945. Kind of funny if you ask me!

“Among 16-to-19-year-old Britishers who dare the dentist, 12% need a complete set of false teeth. Open spaces are as common in the West End as in Limehouse. Bad teeth plague cabinet members and ships' stokers alike. What is wrong with British teeth?
Britain's Nuffield Foundation, hoping to find out, last week gave $360,000 to four universities to look hard into the British mouth. Some suspected that part of the money had best be invested in propaganda against indifference: of the 14,000,000 Britons whose insurance entitles them to dental care, less than 7% apply for it.”

I also think that your British celeb exports such as Robbie Williams, Huhg Grant and the Beatles have not helped your case. hehehehe

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BlondeJamesBond says on Jul 22, 2005, 12:46:

Sylvie - expensive paste. It depends what price you put on your dental hygiene I guess.

If £1.50 ($2us)is too much for toothpaste in this day and age........well........may I suggest you try Kat1's idea of Harrods toothpaste - I know people will say it's awfully expensive but i've heard it tastes like an 8 course meal, so you will actually be saving money overall while at the same time taking care of your chops!

BX

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Sylvie says on Jul 22, 2005, 13:15:

I prefer to buy handbags, shoes and clothing at Harrods. :-)

I just buy bring my toothpaste in Montreal before I leave. The reason why I ended up having to buy toothpaste last time I went was because I was there for 6 months and miscalculated how many tubes I needed.

Next time I'm bringing 10 tubes! hehehe

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kernow62 says on Jul 22, 2005, 15:17:

I have never noticed Hugh Grant's teeth, are they really yukky or are they just not pure white glow in the dark, straight as an arrow little pearls?

Crooked teeth can be corrected if you have the money, but it is not something Europeans in general obsess about. Some people are blessed with straight choppers, others aren't.

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kernow62 says on Jul 22, 2005, 15:22:

Just buy Boot's basic house brand toothpaste, only 29P a tube.

Things just seem costly in the UK because Canadian money is worthless, or close to it. ;-)

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rjstuff says on Jul 22, 2005, 21:52:

Poor man's toothpaste If you run out you can use salt! Common salt works well when you have dental/gum pain or discomfort also. Who ever worries about the cost of toothpaste? Food yes but not toothpaste and soap! Did we not step into the 21st century recently? Hello! Hello! Anyone here! Next people will start complaiing about the high cost of toilet paper. Oh MY!

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Hunter says on Jul 23, 2005, 01:24:

Tourist prices Generally tourists don't know where to shop, even many English people are not cost consciouse.

Taking a standard size colgate (100 ml, sold in nearly every Country of the world) it can cost 50p to several pounds in the UK, just depends if you want to buy it, for example off a market stall or in Harrods.

Hunter

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Alejandrita1981 says on Jul 25, 2005, 12:47:

did YOU ever wonder??? Hey Roofus....Did you ever wonder that all men might not be Dogs? But I guess in your case ...it takes one to know one...hence your name ROOFUS?

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Alejandrita1981 says on Jul 25, 2005, 12:53:

IT'S TRUE!! I am colombian and my fiancee is to...we take showers 3 to 4 times daily and our house has to be neat and clean as well...our parent s are the same way. I think it has alot to do with the way your parents raised you and with the level of cleanliness that they raised you in. I love to know that my house is clean and that everything is in it's place!

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kernow62 says on Jul 26, 2005, 08:10:

Elmo, I would have to agree, at the fiesta here in Orlando there were some pretty ugly Colombianos, of course all the gringos I saw were ugly too including the old guy with the young Colombian hottie (by the way, people WERE staring). To be balanced though there were quite a few ugly ass Colombianas too, some with only a couple of teeth, others with big rolls of fat on display, so the stereotypical image of the Colombiana is busted. There are beautiful and ugly alike as well as those in the middle ground, there are those with nice figures and fat ones too (perhaps US food and habits).

Everybody had a good time though. That's the main thing, enjoying a good party! Colombians know how to do that for sure.

You will note I didn't post a photo of my ugly face!!!

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Colombiche says on Jul 26, 2005, 08:29:

Elmo.... re: "Why are colombianos so freaking ugly?" -- Like I said on another thread, I don't know what is happening, I didn't think colombiano men are lookers at all (you know usually colombianas have a reputation for being pretty but not the men), but I tell you, this weekend at the colombian festival in Toronto I saw a lot of very handsome colombianos. Taller, more muscular, a lot of green eyes, tan skins, I was very pleasantly surprised. Some of these guys were fresh off the boat so you can't even say that it is the Canadian food that made them grow tall. A lot of these guys could have easily have passed for Puerto Rican or Cubanos but they were wearing the flag so I know they were chibchombianos. I wonder if there is something in the tap water in colombia now adays and the new generation of muchachones is starting to look more promising. There weren't that many Lizandro Mesas (man he can sing but damn), more guys along the lines of Juanes. there were a lot of guys with that Jonh Leguizamo look (you know average colombian ni pa qui ni pa alla), but there was a fair number of male hotties to be fair.

As for the girls, I noticed most of the colombianas tend to be very slim, also the new generation is getting taller, to be fair, my honest opinion from a girl's POV was that most of these girls ranged from somewhat pretty to very pretty..of course, most of them were really making sure they capitalized on their assets, you know, the clothing, the makeup...etc.

Maybe colombian people are becoming very vane and taking a lot of care of themselves, I don't know.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Jul 26, 2005, 08:31:

Oh... And having just come back from Mexico, I am telling you colombianos didn't really look so short anymore to me.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 26, 2005, 08:37:

kernow62 says on Jul 26, 2005, 08:39:

Kat1 you can see some of the ones from the fiesta in Orlando and judge for yourself.

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Colombiche says on Jul 26, 2005, 08:43:

I know Kat I thought about taking pictures of some of these fine ejemplares to post on this guebsite ;P

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Jul 26, 2005, 08:49:

Kernow... Where can I see the pictures of la fiesta de orlando? I went to your image gallery but there was nothing from orlando there...

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kernow62 says on Jul 26, 2005, 09:00:

Fiesta Independencia 2005

Fiesta Independencia 2005

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Lucia Rojas says on Jul 26, 2005, 19:34:

Yes we are clean When I lived in London, my italian boyfriend called me "antiseptic" because i was always taking showers...and people there dont take showers in the winter. Nonetheless, the stinkiests are the french! Nothing like the awful scent of the paris metro in the summer, with no air conditioning and people who consider deodorant a luxury item. For us it's a basic necessity. But yeah youre right campesinos from Boyaca... dont use deodorant so you can smell them from under their "ruanas". I still consider it a smell that never equates the one in Paris.

Here in NY I arrived to my very american friends house and he and his roomates never clean. I had to go out and buy cleaning products to clean the bathroom.......

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 26, 2005, 19:42:

Young guys never clean anything especially if they share a house together. They try to con the women they're sleeping with into cleaning it.

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Sylvie says on Jul 26, 2005, 22:27:

Today at work I walked into the ladies room at 5 and saw a girl brushing her teeth. I couldn't help myself and asked "Would you happen to be South American?" Without me even saying another word She smiled at me and said "Yeah I know, we brush our teeth a lot in Venezuela"

Needless to say I had to tell her about this thread.

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kernow62 says on Jul 27, 2005, 05:39:

I was at a traffic light on the way home and saw a guy picking his nose, I was going to ask him if he was a redneck but the light changed.

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BlondeJamesBond says on Jul 27, 2005, 06:04:

Kernow LMFAO.

I saw a lady buying toothpaste in the supermarket last night and assumed she wasn't Canadian.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 27, 2005, 11:55:

utopiacowboy says on Jul 27, 2005, 11:56:

You can feel me? Paddling up the Amazon! Going to Rio!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 27, 2005, 11:58:

vicshere says on Jul 27, 2005, 12:03:

to esanch36 thought no one would ever ask.....some of the younger generation have the area down there smooth as a baby ass....but some older ladys have more hair on their legs than me....uckkkkkkkk


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Sylvie says on Jul 27, 2005, 12:04:

"I was at a traffic light on the way home and saw a guy picking his nose, I was going to ask him if he was a rednck but the light changed."

Everyone picks their nose. Anyone who denies it it a liar :-P

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 27, 2005, 12:06:

kernow62 says on Jul 27, 2005, 12:55:

I had a friend who died laughing because he got a hair caught in his throat! The worst is when a hair gets wrapped around your willy! Ouch!!!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 27, 2005, 13:01:

vicshere says on Jul 27, 2005, 13:09:

elmo if they are shaved down there why would you gag.....elom......I know your sleeping with them there donkeys for gad sakes poor elmo


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utopiacowboy says on Jul 27, 2005, 13:16:

They don't all shave or some of them shave only during swim season etc. I don't care whether a woman shaves or not. I'll go to Rio or up the Amazon. I'm a bush-eating koala.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 27, 2005, 13:31:

utopiacowboy says on Jul 27, 2005, 13:38:

I love to be ambushed. I've got special tools for getting through the bush.

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kernow62 says on Jul 27, 2005, 13:46:

A long and painful hair, you don't notice these things in the heat of the moment, it is only afterwards that it becomes painfully apparent.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 27, 2005, 14:31: