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Why are Colombian broads so uptight?

I got a black and white picture of yours truly having sexual intercourse with a burrita taken many years ago when I was only 10 years old in Barranquilla. Some here have seen it and every one of my NYC colleagues in the department including girls have seen it too. No big deal, we all had a laugh. Some now refuse to share lunch with me, but after studying the picture closely, I don’t blame them.
WTF was that all about (sex with burras)? what is going on in every young corronchos head? Why would anyone do something so disgusting as to have sex with a beast? I’m now sorting all these out with a shrink.
Anyway, of the 4 colombiana friends I sent that picture too, all stop communications with me, a couple even changed their e-mail address. What’s with that? Don’t they have a sense of humor?

By elmodefoque on Jun 29, 2006, 07:17 in Friendly Talkzone.

Michael_B says on Jun 29, 2006, 07:35:

Just Maybe Elmo,
Just maybe because they have seen a burrita that resembles you :-)

Poor burrita

Or Perhaps after studying the photo so closely they say that they would need a microscope to help please you :-(

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Crazy4Cali says on Jun 29, 2006, 08:49:

I think Jack Nicholson's character... I think Jack Nicholson's character in A Few Good Men summed it up for you, elmo, when he told Tom Cruise's character "You can't HANDLE the truth!"

Not everyone is ready for the truth, Elmo. A sad statement in its own way, but diverges from Colombia a bit too far.

In a way, that photo is a good "litmus test." With it, you'll either draw people in closer or push them further away. Those that stick around will be worth sticking around and those that don't, won't. But if you're worried about the reactions from "the broads." Kat1 summed it up when she said most women don't want to think about, let alone see photos of, your past conquests of love (or sex). They want to think they are tho only woman in the world. That photo sort-of destroys that illusion. (the words "shot down in flames" come to mind)

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elmodefoque says on Jun 29, 2006, 09:32:

With some of your very wise, kind comments you guys have really lifted my spirit and I thank you for that. I was feeling weird and embarrassed to say the least. One of the Colombians girls called me an old shameless cochino asqueroso (filthy pig) but I guess “she can’t handle the truth�?
Anyways, I would not consider burritas my first lovers cause at that tender age I was still shooting blanks and that don’t count. All I remember feeling was a nice sensation from my belly button rushing down to my (then) little trola.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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