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Who Is Who

I am going to stop taking some folks (no names) so seriously. Especially now that I know WHO IS WHO.

Preface: I am only picking on folks I adore here. All in fun. Picking on myself first.

First I have to rag on myself, just to make this fair.
I am either:
a. a very gay hair dresser in a very small town somewhere in Idaho.
b. a very married and bored Southern Baptist blond lady with a flat butt.
c. a very bored secretary at Citibank or Dell.

Elmo ... we all know that he is a Senior Vice President, for either Citibank or Dell Computers. A grants coordinator for Greenpeace. A little old lady with blue-tinted hair and orange finger nails. A natural blond 24 y.o. with DD knockers, doing this for her thesis in psychology.

Don Negro ... a dead ringer for Sylvester Stallone. in Rocky. a frustrated drummer. an ethnobotanist. or a porn star.

Utopia ... my mechanic. a philosophy student who eats canned ravioli. my rabbi.

Gringoinbogota ... my insurance salesman. a frustrated phone repairman. a bored millionaireplayboy on his yacht. paris hilton's twin brother. yes, she has one.

isaactraveler ... the squash pro at my healthclub. the cute guy at Whole Foods behind the juice bar. the cute guy's uncle. a trekkie.

mrs gomez - another of don negro's nicks. or zaragise's widow. or mad lion's sister. sorry sistuh - all love to you and your pompis. maybe a gayhair dresser in rural Idaho. no las vegas. no Idaho.

okay that is all for now, and I repeat - NO OFFENSE MEANT. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE. IT IS "all good" as the ippy bag booys say when they put my eggs in the bag first and then put the frozen meat on top.you know the skinny ones with short tight pants that drive Dodge darts and practice electric guitar in their basement. Don is that you?I think DOnis in my basement again! sigh...........

By ReinaDeLa Baile on Jan 9, 2005, 19:41 in Friendly Talkzone.

utopiacowboy says on Jan 10, 2005, 16:49:

Your rabbi? Oy vey!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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oldbongo says on Jan 10, 2005, 17:01:

no te preocupes cowboy... that would be me,..the flippant one.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 10, 2005, 17:06:

OK, Reina, if I'm your mechanic, do I get to look under your hood?

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 10, 2005, 19:10:

sorry utopia I am trying to get Elmo out of my trunk first.

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 10, 2005, 19:14:

old gringo OG:

I TOE-TALLY forgot about you amigo:

Old Gringo -- a former park ranger who still has a thing for tree houses, a man who collects coasters from roadside diners where the waitresses all have names like Sue Anne and Claudette, a computer programmer stuck in a tiny cell - who used to work for the CIA, a special agent looks like Jean Claude Van Damme and just poses as an "old" gringo. a car insurance agent in cincinnati, logging on between filing claims for rental car fender benders in Orlando. like PBJ sandwiches with grape jelly, no jam.

Pick one. Any one.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 10, 2005, 19:39:

Trunk? What the hell's he doing back there? He,he,he.

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isaactraveler says on Jan 10, 2005, 19:57:

yay!! i'm cute!!! I don't stink too bad either!!

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oldbongo says on Jan 11, 2005, 00:58:

will have the sandwich please... are you coming to the ball, or not??
if not, your name may have to be changed.

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YEP says on Jan 11, 2005, 10:35:

To back my earlier claim
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/search/index.new.php?q=elmo

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Just another scandinavian getting ready to explore South America

------------------------------------------------------------------- Just another scandinavian getting ready to explore South America

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 11, 2005, 11:03:

"Elmo Minds The Farm" Gracias YEP - you ARE on to something. and i quote.

"Elmo Minds The Farm"

Farmer McDonald is away and something strange is happening to all the animals.

http://www.sesameworkshop.org/search/index.new.php?q=elmo

hmn...........ALL the animals - EVEN the burros???????

p.s. Old Gringo - When exactly IS the ball, I have to chat with my social secretary first you know. After I get Elmo out of my trunk. Luckily Mrs. Gomez has him diverted at the moment. But just wait until he finds out that she is a fat big nosed Hungarian emigre named Sofia in Liverpool, smacking watermelon flavored buble gum she steals from her 5 small runynnosed children after cleaning toilets at the Pizza Hut and logging on in her English class while she should be learning proper conjugation. (Sorry mrs. G - if you read this, take no offense, I know it is wholy untrue, but you must admit that it sure makes good reading.)

Back to my proformas and spreadsheets. Back to "Excel Hell"!

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G-Capo says on Jan 11, 2005, 11:09:

You forgot me :( lol

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elmodefoque says on Jan 11, 2005, 11:10:

Reina, you could put me in a trunk in a closet, I don’t care! as long as I end up with you and Mrs. G. together. Life is freaking short, this entire damn world is soon coming to an end, just look at the news with all those natural disasters. I want to die happy, and happy is to be between two women like a peanut butter sandwich, I have that peanut butter color.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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oldbongo says on Jan 11, 2005, 11:21:

and queenly.. the ball, as everything else in colombia,
is not EXACTLY confirmed as to time and date,
however,it is most likely to take place as a
highlite of the season, which is only now beginning.
you know how the sociales look....imagine
you, senora gomez, elmo, and the burro....full color.page one.

the oldgringo is just a poor producer...
you guys can form a junta to direct.

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nanis says on Jan 11, 2005, 11:32:

this film rocks! i'm not one of don negros nick neither a gay hairdresser, nor am i zaragise's widow tho i am one of elmos' cousins, the crazy b*tch in town who works for an exclusive london escorting agency at $900 per night and enjoy playing with burros from time to time my husband doesn't know tho! he's a business man who deals the white stuff and would kill me if he finds out!

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