who deleted elmo??

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 07:16:

don't understimated my powers ;) I disable his n**s

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 7, 2006, 07:32:

You disabled his what? Oh, his n*ts. Or his nu*s. I bet you could disable mine too.

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 07:37:

there you go... grovelling again...

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 7, 2006, 07:40:

That got a good LOL chuckle, OG.

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 07:47:

glad to be of service cowboy.. but you gotta learn to keep your gun holstered
until the right moment, or you are at risk of
Kats' claws.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 09:35:

LOL OG you are so funny ;)

big kiss to you MUAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 10:14:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... and let that be a lesson to you boys..

faint heart naire won faire ladiee..

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 10:15:

that's lady...lady. a shady one too.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 10:53:

:)



I like the title of the thread who deleted Elmo?. Can he be deleted? jejej

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elmodefoque says on Jul 7, 2006, 11:21:

mira kat, never mind all that. no se de quien me estoy enamorando mas, de ti o de colombiche.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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elmodefoque says on Jul 7, 2006, 11:26:

did i tell you i only had one colombiana my entire life, plenty of burritas colombianas, but that dont count.
i want you to be number 2

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Colombiche says on Jul 7, 2006, 11:47:

elmo Todavia no entiendo tus historias de los corronchos que no reciben amor de las colombianas.

Yo tengo amigos corronchos, viejos, feos, muecos (solo les queda un diente y esta forrado en oro), bizcos, con la cara cicatrizada, una panzota que les cuelga y todos tienes esposas buenas que los quieren y los atienden. Es mas, fuera de que tienen esposa, tambien se dan el gusto de tener hasta mozas mas jovenes que ellos.

Acuerdate que cada tejo tiene su aparejo.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Jul 7, 2006, 11:55:

la mujeres me tienen miedo, and i don't understand why. i'm a pussy cat

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Colombiche says on Jul 7, 2006, 11:59:

Pero como asi? si a muchas mujeres les gustan los hombre peligrosos, mientras mas cara de traqueto tenga, mas viejas levanta.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 13:20:

Elmo I leave that honour to Colombiche, sorry Colombiche is all yours.

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Colombiche says on Jul 7, 2006, 13:36:

Really Kat.. you guys go a long way back, there is history between the two of you. I'm just a 20 something years old newbie, I would hate to be a home wrecker.

Plus, I don't really exist you see, Colombiche only comes alive when I log on to PBH, disappears when I log off. She is a figment of your imagination, she is not real. You can't be with a woman who doesn't exist!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 13:44:

Sorry Colombiche, I can't take it anymore, he is been so unfaithful, chatting every girl here, no, won't have it I let him FREEEEEEEEEEE
*crying*

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Colombiche says on Jul 7, 2006, 13:47:

Forgive him Kat... I was just trying to reassure him you see, to help him build back his faith in colombian women, but I swear, that is all it was.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lauthra says on Jul 7, 2006, 14:05:

That's so cute Oldgringo, defending elmo even after he did a post about the deleted thread himself...
Nato

(='.'=)

Nato (='.'=)

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 14:33:

nice to be cute and funny.. but, check the time,
the oldgringo defended elmo BEFORE he complained.

colombiche, every girl should have at least one homewreck notch
on her gun, how else do you achieve wisdom, but through pain.

just no suicide notches.

buenas noches

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 7, 2006, 14:59:

"Yo tengo amigos corronchos, viejos, feos, muecos (solo les queda un diente y esta forrado en oro), bizcos, con la cara cicatrizada, una panzota..." And you've given all these ugly mofos the business? Damm, I'm ugly, where can I sign up for some loving?

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:02:

"Plus, I don't really exist you see, Colombiche only comes alive when I log on to PBH, disappears when I log off. She is a figment of your imagination, she is not real. You can't be with a woman who doesn't exist!" Entonces, ayudame imaginarte, mi querida. Creo que eres como Ana de la Reguera...una diosa...

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corazon en colombia says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:05:

Anna de la Reguera??? Wasn't she Anita no te rajes. She is not that good looking, is she?

Colombia = paradiso

Colombia = paradiso

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:05:

gotta admit, cowboy,.. you grovel pretty well equally for those two..

the oldgringos' leaning toward colombiche, she can see her opportunity to get that notch, while Kat may have hers hidden somewhere........

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:15:

She's not good looking? Excuse me. Check out a few pics on the web: http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=%22ana+de+la+reguera%22&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-img-t-t400&x=wrt

I'd give my left nut just for the chance to sniff her used panties.

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:17:

and by the way... she's coming a little too close to the third person.

es prohibido, that belongs to the oldgringo.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:17:

I 've have my notch well secure, OG passwords needed ;)

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:21:

you very funny girl kat.... cowboy, that's much better groveling.
if that ugly chick reads this thread,....you're in like flint.

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corazon en colombia says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:21:

Ooops! Wrong girl, you should of told me she was in Gitanas. I was thinking of Ivonne Montero. If you google Anita no te rajes, you will see who I'm talking about. Ana de la Reguera is much better looking...

Colombia = paradiso

Colombia = paradiso

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:24:

UC you lost your nuts for nothing, OG already said she is ugly
better dip yourself in chocolate and throw yourself to the lesbian.:)

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:30:

No, Kat, I'm saving that nut for mi amor, Ana. Or Salma. Or Penelope.

"Wrong girl, you should of told me she was in Gitanas. I was thinking of Ivonne Montero. If you google Anita no te rajes, you will see who I'm talking about. Ana de la Reguera is much better looking..." Better looking? She is a goddess descended to earth to tantalize us mere mortals with her beauty. I'd sure like to smell her panties though. I saw her in Nacho Libre and for a second there I thought she was Penelope Cruz.

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:35:

thats a great image,.. eres muy picante...
a chocolate-covered cowboy....
hmmm...
si tu tienes zammarras?...kitty?

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:36:

p.cruz same kinda ugly

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 7, 2006, 15:57:

LOL OG you are difficult to satisfied..

BTW what is zammarras?

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 7, 2006, 16:09:

I have a hunch you could satisfy him, Kat.

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 16:14:

sorry ... soy retarded...es zammaros...

all the girls wear them on the videos.

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Lauthra says on Jul 7, 2006, 17:21:

You're right OG, my bad. It's still cute, just for all the different reasons now.
Nato

(='.'=)

Nato (='.'=)

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oldbongo says on Jul 7, 2006, 17:32:

how about you?? si tu tienes zammaros?

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