Where to hide valuables in apartment?

Bill Turley (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 27, 2007, 08:30:

Lisa Zee says on Sep 27, 2007, 09:39:

Have a closet locked with a key or a bedroom.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Sep 27, 2007, 10:02:

I suggest reading "Papillon" for creative suggestions.

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morphus says on Sep 27, 2007, 16:40:

Tape an envelope full of cash to the bottom of the dresser or hide it under the mattress while you are sleeping. Make sure the overnight guest is'nt strong enough to lift you and the mattress while you are sleeping.
You can also carry the money with you. Just get a money belt. I used to walk around Cuba with 5 grand because there were no ATMs.

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Gator says on Sep 27, 2007, 19:08:

Buy one of the small petty cask type metal boxes, drill four holes through the bottom, screw the box to the floor in the side of a closet, throw dirty clothing on top and it will likely be OK-You can also add a hasp and padlock for extra security- We have done this before and it seemed to work. We also saw a store in downtown Miami that sold things like fake Colgate shave cream, and other common around the house things, cans that you could unscrew the top and place items inside

BTW-works for casual theft only-like the maid or the occasional visitor.

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pedro says on Sep 27, 2007, 21:21:

Put your cash and papers on top of the fridge. Then you make sure you only admit visitors of 5 foot 2 or less.

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Buongone says on Sep 27, 2007, 22:12:

The pac-safe seems cool. But some rooms don't have a place to attach it too. I used to tape stuff in a envelope up underneath the sink. Close to where it meets the underside of the counter top. Get some good strapping tape. Works every time.

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john_stark says on Sep 27, 2007, 22:21:

If you've got a nice Rolex you can put it up your ass for short term storage.

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SanDiegoSurf says on Sep 27, 2007, 22:26:

Now that's classy John !!

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john_stark says on Sep 27, 2007, 22:33:

Hey I was just trying to give him a helpful suggestion. How many thieves are going to look for a Rolex up his ass? I wouldn't look there even I knew he had it stuffed up there.

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christobeldawg says on Sep 27, 2007, 22:53:

which doll did you go with John?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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john_stark says on Sep 28, 2007, 05:57:

I have the Monica Bellucci model. I'm saving up for a Salma Hayek and a Penelope Cruz. It'll be a frigging orgy.

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robi666 says on Sep 28, 2007, 06:10:

Salma Hayek doll... pregnant or pre-pregnant model?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Sep 28, 2007, 06:42:

Wrapped in plastic inside flower pots. Put the flower back in on the top of your valuables.

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vicshere says on Sep 28, 2007, 07:07:

the best idea is to bring condoms with you...then roll you bills tightly together slip the condom over the bills add Vaseline then slide the roll up you ass.....believe me no one will be checking that place out....the problem is going out to dinner with a hot latina then having to pay for dinner...it can be a bit unpleasant if not messy

listo

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droble77 says on Sep 28, 2007, 08:41:

Rubito's advice is probably the most practical especially if you're bringing a lot of valuables. Laptops can be tricky to secure. You can lock down the laptop with a cable, but that's yet another hassle, another thing to bring with you and it's not much use if your main concern is being robbed while unconscious, or at gunpoint.

When I travel with my laptop, I leave a COMPLETE backup of all my data at home and password protect everything. I have a Thinkpad so if it's stolen and they don't have the BIOS password, unless you're an experienced hacker with special equipment, it's USELESS because there's no easy crack or workaround, the password is hardwired into a chip on the system board. That gives me at least some comfort should it get stolen, although the bad guys can still scrap it for parts (battery, LCD display, keyboard, hard drive & optical drive).

Passport and cash, just put under the mattress and sleep on top of it. Even if you just had an intense "session" I doubt you're that heavy of a sleeper that you'll get robbed that way. :-) On the other hand, if you're drugged (or on drugs or really drunk), they/she can still push you off the mattress and you'll never notice. ;) I'm sure you're aware of the precautions to prevent that scenario, riiiight? :0))

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vicshere says on Sep 28, 2007, 09:01:

see that's what good about my system even if drugged... not many would venture up there...well the laptop would be another matter unless you are big asshole its going to be tough one

listo

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tampavallenato says on Sep 28, 2007, 09:14:

I'll swing by and hold that stuff for ya , You can trust me. It will be fine.

Ay Hombe!!!

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vicshere says on Sep 28, 2007, 10:04:

asking in a public forum for a secret place to hide something is pretty stupid...next ...can someone tell a good password to use for my bank account....obviously another DA gringo coming to Colombia who cant even figure out where or what to do with his valuables....if someone doesn't have any kind of imagination..its not such a good idea to travels to foreign country like Colombia

listo

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monger69 says on Sep 28, 2007, 13:24:

It seems everytime someone asks a legitimate question, there are always the smart asses and their childish remarks. Why do I need to justify myself to these individuals?? I simply won't lower myself to their levels. If you have constructive advice, then please suggest them. Otherwise, kindly refrain and simply be nice and look at other postings.

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vicshere says on Sep 28, 2007, 15:49:

i thought it was a stuipd question from the get go and still is

listo

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john_stark says on Sep 28, 2007, 16:53:

Try to help a guy on PBsH and look what happens.

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john_stark says on Sep 28, 2007, 16:53:

Try to help a guy on PBsH and look what happens.

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poco says on Oct 1, 2007, 01:05:

Quote: the best idea is to bring condoms with you...then roll you bills tightly together slip the condom over the bills add Vaseline then slide the roll up you ass.....believe me no one will be checking that place out

I had the best idea, similar to this one. Photos, advise, links to where it could be purchased, benefits etc.

It got POOFED and I can't understand why. Was it a commercial issue, advertising? I've got a copy. Can I link it?

what the heck.

http://minmaster.com/colombia/happyandpoor/travel_security.htm

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kalder says on Oct 1, 2007, 04:45:

That is a seriously clever idea. Thanks for the link. I may even buy one (or just make my own).

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poco says on Oct 1, 2007, 09:40:

Quote: That is a seriously clever idea. Thanks for the link. I may even buy one (or just make my own).

Thanks. I knew this was a winner. I've added reviews and yours is top of the list.

You are correct about making your own. The item might be sold in size 34 and if your normal size is 30 or 40 the safe will stand out like a turd in a punchbowl.

I'd still recommend the Doo Doo Drops at a minimum and upgrade to pump-a-dump. A combination of the two should deter 99.99% of the potential intruders.

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