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When you apply for Welfare in Mexico what does that Government give you?

A map of the United States!

E-mail from my brother in California

By Gator on Oct 30, 2007, 08:55 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


RUV says on Oct 30, 2007, 14:08:

That is harsh. I will have to forward it to my friends in Mexico.

What do they give in Colombia? Do they give out a map to Mexico's Welfare office? Seriously, is there some kind of welfare in Colombia?

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Gator says on Oct 30, 2007, 18:41:

Work or starve

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

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Atrevido says on Oct 30, 2007, 18:52:

In Colombia it´s more like delinqiar if you can. If you can´t you have to work.

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vicshere says on Oct 30, 2007, 19:10:

opps sry wrong post

listo

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Gator says on Oct 31, 2007, 07:30:

Do you mean "delinquir?" If so I am at a lost to put it into context.

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

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poco says on Oct 31, 2007, 13:28:

Quote: Do you mean "delinquir?" If so I am at a lost to put it into context.

Ah, the correct spelling. I could not find the posted word and I've never heard the word spoken.

Quote: In Colombia it’s more like delinqiar if you can. If you can’t you have to work.

Translation:

In Colombia you will commit offenses and crimes if you can. If you can't you have to work.

wtF, I like these "guess what it means" posts.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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Atrevido says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:31:

You had to guess? That´s strange. I thought you prided yourself on being Colombia savy. Well so there won´t be any more guessing how about explaining the motive behind your loaded question.

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poco says on Oct 31, 2007, 17:55:

Quote: You had to guess? That´s strange. I thought you prided yourself on being Colombia savy. Well so there won´t be any more guessing how about explaining the motive behind your loaded question.

That's disappointing, especially from a guy who knows all about Hummers.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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RussianFred says on Oct 31, 2007, 21:11:

Fat old Gringo = Welfare. With her sick children and sick mother! LOL

Annual Drug Deaths: Tobacco: 395,000, Alcohol: 125,000, 'Legal' Drugs: 38,000, Illegal Drug Overdoses: 5,200, Marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?--Ralph Nader

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Lowell says on Nov 1, 2007, 08:18:

I was told over 4 years ago that Grandma has cancer of her brain and colon. She's still in the same shape after all these years. This Gringo isn't the sucker that they think I am. It's amazing the ammount of crap that they spew and think I beleive it. Silence is golden and revenge is sweet. I'll have my day.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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Atrevido says on Nov 1, 2007, 18:36:

Poco my comment was not made in response to yours.

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