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when the oldgringo was young....

when the oldgringo was young,...
he did it thrice daily.

when he was middle-aged...
he did it tri-weekly.

now that he's old...
he just tries, weakly.

By oldbongo on Jan 21, 2005, 00:36 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


lpdiver says on Jan 21, 2005, 00:45:

Gringo...I have one word for this posting!! VIAGRA...

"cook some rice!"

oldbongo says on Jan 21, 2005, 00:58:

actually.... the oldgringo's only as old as the woman he feels,

and la commandante,muchas anos menor, es mi viagra!!

nanis says on Jan 21, 2005, 07:57:

OG my dear old gringo friend please don't feel so down i suppose that's how you feel right? well if you do feel down i'll make sure to send a copy of my sexercise fitness tape for you and la commandante to enjoy! you lot need to try different places and don't get too monotonous if you repeit thesame thing over and over again it will just get boring i suggest you take her out and try doing in the club's toilets may be on the way home why not try it on a park bench make sure that it's dark tho! there's something in the UK called dogging it's about cark parks! i will say no more! anyway the thrill of being caught by strangers is so exciting and a real turn on! i think that a relationships needs to be about two people who love each other but there's also the need to be adventurous and to have fun with your partner... my dear OG age doesn't matter no more what matters is the willingness and motivation to be young again! remeber you are only as old as you feel!!!!

oldbongo says on Jan 21, 2005, 09:33:

thank you very mucho... *******REMEMBER******

"you're only as old as the woman you feel"

get that tape fed-exed here pronto,girl.

and we need you on the yacht.

elmodefoque says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:16:

Hey OG, ff we’re as old as Hey OG, if we’re as old as the women we feel then we must be in our late twenties. Then why the f--k they keep sending me all those AARP pamphlets.
Mrs. G, no te olvides, el momento que quieras visitor tu dark side, let me know , man , I know we could have a hell of a good time.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

oldbongo says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:23:

now it's getting weird.. you're my adopted little indio,
and you are older than me?...

la commandante really likes it when we go to the movies,
and we each get cheaper tickets for our senority and youth.

nanis says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:23:

elmo i'm letting my dark side out this weekend!! i'm off to ibiza!!

elmodefoque says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:24:

OG, i've been busy getting set for my trip back home, i'm buying the tickets tonight and making hotel reservations in quilla, cartagena and also santa marta. i'm picking up a dozen of those polo shirt in chinatown for $5 bucks each. man, those pretentious barranquilleros are going to be so jelous when they see my indian ass with a different polo shirt every day, jejejej

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

oldbongo says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:31:

shit, shit, shit,... darnit, ms bunuelos, how the heck are you
and the queen of the ball, who is also making noises
about spain, ever going to have enough energy,to make it
onto the yacht in time for carnaval,
geez,elmo has just laid it out for you guys,the burritos
are being prepared specially in mexico for the feast,
and it just won't be the same without you.
maybe forget about boring old ibiza, and come on down!

elmodefoque says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:43:

Ibiza, with out me?? What the hell is Ibiza anyway? just kidding, I saw something about Ibiza a few months ago in the "travel channel" and was very shock to see Europeans party like that, I thought most were half dead, boring as hell. I noticed all they listen to is techno crap. Is just difficult for me to comprehend having a good time with out also having Latin and black people, we are that spark that ignites that passion for joy, rhythm and sex.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

nanis says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:48:

ibiza is not just techno elmo it's hell on earth! nah just kidding ibiza is full of rich people partying all day and all night wearing nothing but a bikini and sunglasses whoever have had the luck to experience ibiza would now that it's out of this world! however it's not a good idea to go there whilst in drug rehab..

oldbongo says on Jan 21, 2005, 10:58:

olvidate...it's too cold. me gwine cartagena!!!
sin o contugo

ARMacleod says on Jan 21, 2005, 11:49:

Old gringo my A55 You are just kidding....I have fillings in my teeth older than you. I think I will change my mame to Viagra Man?

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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