What's happening here?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2006, 10:30:

uhmm everything is normal here, all the threads are there, are you sure G5? are you ok? ;)

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 6, 2006, 10:33:

PBSH has become as flaky as its members.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2006, 10:39:

Come on UC do you see something difference? ;)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2006, 10:48:

kat, everything seems good from my zone...

Cheers,
Desi


Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2006, 10:59:

uhmm G5, sure you ok honey ? check your temperature, maybe have a little rest from pbh, this site sometimes makes us lunny....;)

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Gomezman5 says on Jul 6, 2006, 11:08:

No Kat1 I'm fine. It's the conspirators that are after me. One by one, they are determined to rid this site of the Colombian who is a traitor to his own people.

But I shall not falter in my mission to disclose the truth. In fact, I will convert the non believers like, Miguel Clavo, Simon, monpirri1, and lastly but certainly not least, Juanalejo.

On second thought, maybe Kat is right. I better go check my temperature. It's hot and humid in Chicago today. It's Almost like Cartagena. Maybe I just have a case of heat stroke. Maybe I just need a nice Colombiana to calm my nerves and what ever else. Who knows, maybe she can even correct my way of thinking when it comes to the security situation in Colombia. Look what happened to Kernow? Had he not married a Colombian woman, he would not give a damn about Colombia or anything assciated with it. If Kernow would have married a girl from India, he probably would be visiting Bombay twice a year.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2006, 11:12:

Posts What happened is that the posts and comments of the past day were deleted because there was a problem with the database. Apologies, I couldn't find another way to fix it.

Poor but snappy

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oldbongo says on Jul 6, 2006, 11:14:

sometimes???.. the oldgringo wouldn't be here for any other reason than to enjoy the looniness that abounds, because surely, as a retarded jewel thief, he can have nothing to add to any honest discussion. however, he does feel a little dissapointed in Kat today, she is shamelessly flirting with juniors and cowboys.
the oldgringos' toothless smile and bloodshot eyes are fading fast.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2006, 12:10:

today OG? that was yesterday and it doesn't count because yesterday didn't exist in PBH so borron y cuenta nueva :)


Peter you spoil the plot to make G5 loopy.

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corazon en colombia says on Jul 6, 2006, 13:16:

Yes, there have been some issues Yes, I have had some probs with the site in the lasts 24 hours. At one point it was insanely slow, and at one point the site was not accessable at all. You are not crazy or sick. Now if you start telling me how safe Colombia is and how incredible it is, I will wonder if you are sick.

Colombia = paradiso

Colombia = paradiso

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 6, 2006, 14:50:

yes GD calm down it would get better patiente my boy, patiente, may the force be with you always,,,,

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 6, 2006, 16:25:

What? Is G5 now Luke Skywalker and you are Yoda? Say it ain't so, Princess Leia!

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Sonny says on Jul 8, 2006, 04:36:

G-man G-man The conspirators of PBH have finally gotten to you. Your mission should you accept it is to find a Colombian, obtail a fifth of something (90 proof) find a small place in the mountains of Cali and enjoy both. Maybe even get some rest. After your hangover is gone you will be able to see things in a better light. If you wake up in the morning and you would rather chew your arm off rather then wake her up then things are back to normal. Rest son Rest.

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Simon says on Jul 8, 2006, 09:20:

"But I shall not falter in my mission to disclose the truth. In fact, I will convert the non believers like, Miguel Clavo, Simon, monpirri1, and lastly but certainly not least, Juanalejo."


The truth? Yeah right, I'm sure you know more about Colombia and safety issues than someone like Juanalejo who actually lives there! Man, get a life!

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

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Gomezman5 says on Jul 8, 2006, 12:23:

Simon....I'll consider your offer The next time I go to Bogota, will you consider going on that drinking venture with me. We don't have to go to the mountains. I'll settle for your favorite location in Bogota. Just bring Juanalejo along.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 8, 2006, 14:13:

Gman, just keep taking your meds and all will be fine! you will. see! =)and dont cancel the therapy sessions any more, ok? =)


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...Listo!! Libertad!!!...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Simon says on Jul 8, 2006, 14:28:

Gman, I was in Bogota last month! I felt pretty safe. What a great city!

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 8, 2006, 14:48:

Shit! Simon, werent you afraid?? You were not killed, shot.. stabbed, rolled, beaten up, raped or pillaged?? =) wow, i would have put money on at least one of those things happening to you in Bogota! damn,,i better stop reading Gmans Security Advisory newsletter! Sounds like bad info!!! =)


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...Listo!! Libertad!!!...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jul 8, 2006, 14:56:

Simon, are you Jewish? That would've explained your good luck in B/tá.

Cheers,
Desi

Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 8, 2006, 15:50:

There is a post on www.goodwife.com from an American who was shot in Medellin in a taxi cab recently as part of an attempted hold up. When I read it, I thought of the PBSH crowd who insist that Colombia is as safe as anywhere. Keep on believing it right up until you're looking at the barrel of the pistol aimed at you.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Simon says on Jul 8, 2006, 18:43:

Utopiaschmuck,
Yeah, and Utopiaschmuck,

Yeah, and no one has ever has a pistol pointed at them in the US! Hahaha, dude you're funny!

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

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Gomezman5 says on Jul 8, 2006, 20:27:

Simon...you're really Jewish?? In spite of all the mishigas you give me, I knew you had some redeeming value in you that told me you were a good guy. Hey, I'm on the same page as you with just about everything you posted in the World Cup thread

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Simon says on Jul 8, 2006, 21:03:

No Gman, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not jewish. I'm not just a good guy, I'm a good colombian, which is something I sometimes think you don't believe in.

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

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Gomezman5 says on Jul 8, 2006, 21:29:

I am Colombia....and.....if I may add I am never ashamed to admit that I am. I have the passport, cedula, and all the rest. We just have slightly different outlooks on things.

So where did Desi get this idea that you are Jewish. She only asked but, .....it must be the name. Simon is a Jewish first name....an old one though.

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 8, 2006, 21:47:

You don't know the half of it, Simon. Make that a tenth. We're not all mongolicos. Give my regards to DB and Charlie Brown.

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Rubiazo says on Jul 8, 2006, 21:57:

I got an even better one From gringoes.com some guy was apparently using the services of a sex industry professional in Recife, Brazil, or was on the way to his room with her, and a guy jumps out and attempts to mug him, the problam was this guy was trained in ju-jitsu and despite the fact that the mugger has a knife he quickly gets the better of him and starts laying into him real good. The girl starts crying and begs him 'please stop hitting him, HE'S MY BROTHER!'
:))))))))))))

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 8, 2006, 22:04:

God, that's a heartwarming story. I love to see a family stick together like that looking out for one another.

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