What the hell is this?

theflatline says on Jun 26, 2009, 17:31:

I think they stole reggaeton from champeta.

Who sang that song "en la casa de mi suegra?"

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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love2colombia says on Jun 26, 2009, 18:28:

Mensaje decodificado:

A comment from a ditzy Spanish speaker on facebook:

"Princesa a la cual quiero mucho!!! Tal vez no desde La primera vez que te conocí......Pero si desde cuando me incluiste en tus mensajes, en tus oraciones o en tus chismecitos, o cuando me apoyaste por primera vez y continuas haciéndolo.
Por eso te digo que a partir de ahora y siempre, puedes contar conmigo! para lo que sea desde: una uña rota, una crisis amorosa, un plan malévolo para la perra barata que tanto te molesta Jo, jo, jo o lo que sea.
Si no me devuelves esto pues ya ni modo que puedo hace, lo entiendo.
En cuanto termines de leer esta carta, debes enviársela a 20 amigas (no pueden ser amigos ni aunque sean gays...:P.)
Ahora mándale esto a tus 20 princesas favoritas*:)ººº"

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 26, 2009, 19:07:

I hate that shit as well... I have to read slowly and read the same thing over and over again...

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 26, 2009, 21:21:

I will use a bigger font for you Robi... lol.. Oh you where gone for sometime werent you? You see, at least somebody noticed.. ji ji

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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la campiña (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 26, 2009, 21:45:

bam m says on Jun 26, 2009, 22:27:

sex monger

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excavator59 says on Jun 27, 2009, 20:13:

Sounds like a mixture of Africaans & Spanish

Life is like a Pubic Hair on a Toilet Seat (Sooner or Later you get Pissed Off)

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nine inch nails says on Jun 27, 2009, 22:46:

I get real dizzy trying to read just the first few lines. WTF? Fat Boy Slimmie please help us out!

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bam m says on Jun 28, 2009, 19:21:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA9ffaWRsn8

fat boy slim lives !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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durito2 says on Jun 28, 2009, 19:32:

at least those are in proper upper and lower case (sort of)

most of em write like thisL

tE kEeeErRo

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dwmte7 says on Jun 29, 2009, 14:22:

i've missed something here.......................

patriarch

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lpdiver says on Jun 29, 2009, 16:07:

Actually Doug...you didn't. It kind of falls under the heading of "if the music is too loud, you are too old" though.

ts

Remember what the monkey says, "Fuck money it's free"

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