what do you think?

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:03:

Elmo, I know you're here, dude. If there was ever a post that needed an Elmo response this is the one!

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elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:03:

man, i love BIG round behinds with tiny waist. i like my women to look like a freaking bee. let's see a pic, please.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:09:

listen, i'm an old married modefoque but always ready for new action, i love to conquer new worlds, just like cristobal colon, that crazy sonamanbiche.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:10:

i'll climb over ten skinny shapless broads to get to someone like you

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:12:

i'm new to this forum and i haven't been able to post any pics but i'll post some this week if i have the time, i'm at work right now but please keep sending your comments

elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:12:

i like my women to eat everything on that plate, and i'm not talking salads. i'm talking arroz, guandules, chuleta frita, patacones and a quart of beer. i like my women to fart as much as i do. that turns me on.

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:13:

i wish that girls could comment on this subject too not only guys with dirty minds!

nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:16:

well i tend to eat a lot too, i think us colombians eat a lot our plates are usually filled with rice and potatoes but is that healthy?

elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:27:

damn right all that stuff is healthy. i know of relatives that ate all that stuff, plus blew coke up their nose like it was going outta syle and got drunk all the time and live very long time, maybe to their late fifties.

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:32:

Mrs. Gomez is a dream come true, Elmo. She says please keep sending your comments!

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oldbongo says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:36:

what happened???.. to the bunuelos con aguardiente??
i'm still waiting...

and elmo, mi commandante farts lots too...

but don't be getting any ideas,i happen to know
a horny burro who loves old guapos like you.

elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:38:

To see a women with a body like yours on all fours from behind and see that incredible heart shape behind, that to me, is as beautiful as a million bucks. We’re talking good ol USA currency.

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:44:

coke? ha ha elmo i think that's the colombian way to keep in shape but i don't know if it's the best way to live a long life tho.. late 50s? man us colombians don't live too long do we? our breed is going to disappear soon with all those killings and other stuff... there sure will not be anymore colombian girls with big behinds and tiny waists! save the breed from extinction i say!

nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:47:

oldgringo i drank all the aguardiente and i didn't have enough to put in my bunuelos like you told me too.

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:49:

I think you've got her caliente now, Elmo. She keeps talking about breeding.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:51:

Oldgingro, I’ve sat down an Oldgringo, I’ve sat down and tried to analyzed myself and came up with the conclusion that it all goes back to my adolescent where the only action we got was a burros behind. I love, I repeat, I love and go crazy for women with big behinds and tiny waist and I don’t care if they look like Celia Cruz. I got to have them. Have you guys seen that movie “Mean Santa� with Billy Bob Thornton, well that’s me.

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oldbongo says on Dec 27, 2004, 11:59:

what is it they say.. the bigger the cushion..
the better the ------

and elmo let me guess, the harley is a wide-glide.

and don't worry, burro-schtuping is not verbotin,
it queer burro-schtuping that is something to worry about.

elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:00:

Mrs. if you're open to everything and I mean OPEN, that of course means “el chiquito� I’ll fly anywhere in the planet for you.

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:07:

utopiacowboy i'm being patriotic here not caliente!

elmodefoque says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:08:

mrs. gomez, i'm going home now to my very nice round ass wife, but i'll also be thinking of you. chaooo corazon

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:11:

el chiquito? ha ha you guys and your dirty minds! i said i was feeling self-councious abou this tall skinny girls looking like supermodels and all you think is about el chiquito! come on guys we're married people!

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:17:

What are you saying, Mrs. Gomez? If you're married, you can't get "El Chiquito"? If you're being patriotic, Mrs. Gomez, then I want to salute the flag!

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:19:

utopiacowboy well yes but with your own wives! el chiquito should be kept private!

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:22:

Let me see if I have this straight. The back door is private but anyone can come in the front door?

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:28:

oh come on! don't put words in my mouth i haven't said anything about any access to back or front doors or anything like that! and about el chiquito subject it was elmo who broght it up not me! you see i'mm trying to have a seriuos conversation here all i'm saying is that bedroom talk should be kept there in the bedroom, private and with your wives!

tzion says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:31:

Mrs. Gomez: I'm new here but I'll offer my two cents' worth. You've nothing to feel insecure about. I've lived in Europe all my life and, IMNSHO, smaller and curvier girls beat the European type hands down.

nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:33:

thanks tzion it's nice to hear some positive comments

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:35:

OK, Mrs. Gomez, if we tell you that you've got a trasero hermoso, will you hold it against us?

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tzion says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:36:

I have to tell you tho: And this is gonna sound REALLY corny but screw it. At the end of the day, the heart matters more than anything. Loyalty and kindness are as important as beauty, and my impression is that most Colombian girls have them all. :-)

nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:40:

utopiacowboy how can you say that a have a hermoso behind? it's like me saying that you have a beautiful wife and i have no idea what she looks like! or if you have a wife for that matter.. let me post some pics then we'll talk

nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:44:

tzion you're right! a person's feelings should matter more than anything else whether they're ugly or not should come second but come on most men don't think like that!! because most men think with what they've got hanging down there and not with their heads like real men should!

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:45:

Of course, Mrs. Gomez, that's the beauty of this site and the internet. You have no idea if anyone has any idea what they're talking about. Pure infotainment. You're not going to post a picture of Monica Belluci are you? Some people have done things like that. We're going to make these imposter posters take lie detector tests in the future.

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tzion says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:47:

Well now, señora Gomez... If I may be so bold to ask, how come you speak English so well? I understood that the vast majority of Colombianas had at best very limited English skills...

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:47:

Well, Mrs. Gomez, then you know what we mean when we say all our blood went rushing to our head.

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:50:

Unlike some people, she's not married to an idiot who married a woman who did not speak English. Boy, those guys are stupid. Ok, that means that they can speak Spanish but they're still morons. If I wasn't on the internet, man, I would kick their culos. Cause I'm a tough guy and I'm on the Internet. Yeah, MOM, I'm coming for dinner........

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nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:53:

well it is true that nothing in the internet it's what it seems i might even be talking to a school boy and i wouldn't know! isn't that right utopia?? but hey i will be posting some pics of myself why wouldn't i?? not like other people i know that posts pics of hollywood stars monica belluci as your wife.. yeah right!!

nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:57:

tzion why do you say that? who says that colombianas have very limited english skills?

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 12:59:

Are you saying that I am not married to Monica Belluci? What if I had an inflatable doll that looked like Monica Belluci? What if I really like to eat lasagna?

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tzion says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:00:

Señora: Well, "websites." *grin* And experience: I knew about a dozen Colombianos/-as at college and none of them spoke perfect English, let alone wrote it to your standard. And they were a bit older than you, too (it was a Master's course). *shrug*

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:00:

We read it on the Internet: "Colombianas have limited English skills. Click here to see if you've won a million dollars!"

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tzion says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:20:

*rolls eyes* No, Utopia. But you gotta admit: she writes better than most "native" English speakers!!

nanis says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:20:

do you mean girls in particular? or all colombians including men? well i don't know about other colombian girls but i for one do not think that we have limited english skills it sounds a bit sexist to say that because we do have brains you know! anyway my case might be a little diferent to others because i came to the UK since i was a little girl and have studied here all my life. and as for you utopiacowboy, you're just taking the piss!!

tzion says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:22:

Aii ya... ...no, no, I didn't mean just girls... *more eye rolling* I actually meant that you wrote really perfect English and that I was surprised!! But yeah, having been schooled in Britain would explain it. Come on, I really didn't mean anything bad by it--it was a compliment. :-)

Patrick says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:23:

Shame on you, Utopia!! For talking the piss!!!

utopiacowboy says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:31:

I'm taking the piss? Is that good? Is it like taking a piss? Which, depending on how bad you need to go, can be really good. It's good to hear that you're more than just a beautiful trasero, Mrs. Gomez. We got 8 hours working, 8 hours sleeping, 4 hours screwing so that leaves the other 4 hours where we have to talk. Unless of course you have an inflatable doll like me. Probably need to allocate some time for eating lasagna too. Ok, that's about 3 hours and 45 minutes for talking.

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thundernco says on Dec 27, 2004, 13:44:

Bubble butts... my wife will tell you that's my Kryptonite!

dwmte says on Dec 27, 2004, 17:20:

en re behinds.......... mrs. gomez, since you broched the subject, i think i'd say i love those volupuous behinds. certainly, there are extremes that i would not find attractive, neither aesthetic. however, i nice 'colombiana' bottom is a visual delight and an intimate pleasure...to say it nicely, without offence.

i can imagine there are those thin gals there in europe that thrive on their starvation, but when it gets down to the running of the race, i'll take a soft, nurturing (if you will) bottom to anything that resembles skin and bones or hunger. anyday.

to speak further and respectfully will be easier after seeing your image posts. when? i do look forward to it.

thanks for your honesty in your post. and thanks for not shooting down some of my wild brothers here on the site.

dwmte

miamimike says on Dec 27, 2004, 20:54:

An Added benefit of a Big Booty Elmo-as an added benefit to being intimate with a chic Endowed with a Big Big Booty is that it prevents Road Rash on the bottom of your testicles during Lovemaking on the beach-those big bootied babes keep the testicles off the sand-no Road,er beach sand rash.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 28, 2004, 04:33:

Hey dwmte, you slide dog, you’re saying exactly what I want to say but in more delicate, diplomatic way. You see, I aint got no education so I can’t express myself any other way!
Miamimike, now you’re talking my language.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 28, 2004, 06:06:

The attraction I have toward women with big butts, tiny waist (BBTW) is not normal, and bordering on almost sick. If I see a 70 year old woman with a BBTW, I’m sorry, but I’m getting a woody. Here in New York I have actually followed women, for many blocks outta my way ONLY to stare at their BBTW and when they turn around the girls are always either, black, puerto rican or dominicans. I have 2, 4 hour video of only the BBTW of girls all over Barranquilla, Cartagena and Santa Marta. I wanted to also film in Medellin Bogotá and Cali but saw mostly flat asses, those cachacas, though pretty in Latin standards, lack that much needed rear padding.

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nanis says on Dec 28, 2004, 09:35:

sorry guys I had to leave early yesterday but i'm at work now so i'm back in the forum if you wanna talk! i've been readig your messages and guys you are funny!! i don't get offended by any of this why would i? to be honest the only people that can really offend me or make me feel bad with what they say about me it's my family i would have to give a damn to get offended by what people say however you guys are one funny lot! and as for taking the piss Utopiacowboy it means making fun of somebody because that's what you were doing!!

elmodefoque says on Dec 28, 2004, 09:42:

damn, not only do you have a j-lo type behind, but you also got a great sense of humor. i love that!!
casate conmigo tambien.

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 28, 2004, 11:10:

I was making fun of you, Mrs. Gomez? I hope that's not true. Pablo would refuse to continue to be my taxi driver if that were the case.
I would not make fun of anybody here because everybody knows that I am an ignorant moron that is married to an inflatable doll that looks like Monica Belluci and doesn't speak English. I mwean what kind of idiot would do that? Geez, it makes me want to bitch slap myself for being such so stupid.

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 4, 2005, 19:57:

24-36 Hello Mrs. G.

Well, we meet again. I can "comiserate" with you here, as I have always had a BIG OLE BUTT and a teeny tiny waist. 24" waist and 36" trasero, Elmo - if you are listening --, ehem.

When I was younger (13-22) I felt self-conscious. Sometimes in France I do. But when I feel too bad, I walk down a street full of latino or black men and WOOOOOOOAH - all is good. "MAMI, ven te pa ki, MAMI OH MAMI ME MUERO, casate conmigo MAMITA..."

The thing is that men have types - if he is a BBTW man, you are his slice of heaven.

And if he is a TIT or LEG man, f*** him (once or twice) and leave him.

BTW, I had a white guy once who somehow compared my "big" a&& to the skinny one of his ex-wife. I dumped him shortly thereafter. Wasn't mad at him, just realistic - why compete with that skinny shit?

On the other hand, last night I told this story (above) to my latino love. He shot up to sit in bed, eyes WIDE open. WHAT? Your trasero was TOOOO big for this man? Is he crazy? MAMI, you are beautiful, but if you would just eat a few more platanos...........tee hee hee. Some times for fun across a crowded room I get his attention and bend over to pick up a pen or pencil. When I catch his gaze again he is rolling his eyes and gnawing at his fingers and his nostrils are flaring like a Tom Cat after a b**** inheat. ehem, back to the tea party for the DAR.

Now, Mrs. G. -- Boodie we got. Work it. I am sure your husband loves yours as does mine. Pity those skinny a&& gals.

You will feel JUST FINE in Miami = perhaps not in WhiteYuppySuburb, USA -- but in Miami, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh girl - shake it girl -- in they face!!!!!!!

That's for you Elmo. And BTW guys I WOULD upload a photo, but the stupid site always says that my photos are too big. Now I know why - all because of my trasero roto. sigh.

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!