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What do hard core genuine colombianas REALLY REALLY WANT?

Hey modefoque, since you think you know all about colombianas, what kind of guys do they REALLY REALLY want, soon after making it across the USA border. (see below)
Well from what I’ve seen in most parts of curramba, this is the kind of guys’ barranquilleras REALLY REALLY LIKE, A MAMA GALLO, GREAT DANCIGN MOVES and it don't matter if he is MONDAO (NOT MUCH CASH)
The same type of guys I see colombianas in queens making goo-goo eyes at, while we (old modefoque and young body builder and broad magnet in colombia gringo) sit at the other side of the bar completely ignored. Explain that one to me please

By elmodefoque on Jan 2, 2008, 07:50 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 07:50:

thank you!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

MitchAlvarez says on Jan 2, 2008, 07:56:

Money will get you prepagos and club/bar whores. If you want quality you need to work on your game. A la colombiana se le tiene que calentar el oido. hablele mierda papa y vera como le cae.

They love the sweet talk.

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 07:58:

sweet talk??
BILLETE HERMANO!!! BILLETE

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 08:02:

listen, no modefoque out there can calenta oido like me, but that chit don't work too good with colombianas, and i'm the master!!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

kentuckygreg2 says on Jan 2, 2008, 08:35:

Let's be honest...colombianas or any chick for that matter. It's all about the benjamin baby!

What can you do for me mentatility! so tired of it.

Prepagos are no different than going on normal dates. Because in the end, you are ALWAYS paying anway.

Love and happiness!

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 08:37:

Mmmm..Elmo - Maybe my firewall wont allow a pic you are posting? One dimensional conversations get old, as do one sided relationships. The package can be hottie, but looks fade and then all you have to rely on is your personality. If you are ugly inside and have the personality and emotional IQ of a 2 year old....UGLY takes on a whole new meaning.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 08:45:

cat, what i posted is your very typical average looking costeño, mama gallo and good dancer, popular among costeña girls but hated by most cachacas

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 08:52:

Ok Elmo - was able to see what you sent. I stopped it about 1/3 the way through..had enough. I think I'd be more impressed if he could play his own guitar.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 08:53:

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Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 08:55:

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Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:02:

gatica/cat then what you need to check out are cachaco guys, they are way more serious, a real costeño is a mama gallo, don't take himself serious and that dude i 100% costeno
look at my sorry old costeño ass, i have not grown up yet, i'm still wating to get serious and act my age pero na todavia.
i kept thinking, Ok, 2008 is gonna be the year when i finally start acting my age and look!
I only hope that before i croke i know what it feels like to be middle age.
It might have to do with my profession, i clean toilets for a living so i 'm physically and mentally in the gutter all day long

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:04:

cachacos are modefoques south of monteria.
modefoques north of monteria are all costeños

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:07:

Thanks for the man's perspective. I need it.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:09:

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Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:10:

un gigalo?

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:12:

in NYC i would be called a JOHN and in barranquilla un PUTERO

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:14:

I don't know for sure.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:14:

wait i take that back in barranquilla i would be called an ATM

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:22:

mira cat, i love gringas and i aint your run of the mill colombia spic, i is NYC raised, had hundreds maybe over a thousand of you beautiful gringa broads.
I'm ready to ditch all colombianas and return to you guys.
Them thar colombianas are harmful to my wallet, the last one was hooker and nearly left me penny less.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:29:

Jajaja...this is the problem with one sided relationships. Always best both are whole people before coming together purrrr

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

MitchAlvarez says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:30:

if your looking for one nighters then money will get you that very easily. but if your looking for a woman for something more then just sex then you will need to have some game as well.

ive never been with a prepago. im middle class here in nyc but i understand in medellin im probably estrato 5 o 6. pero yo me he conseguido unas niñas que ni se como lo hice. believe me it was just crazy game i improvised. i got to two paisa bars here in queens, ny. come see the niñas at this place so you can go all crazy.lol

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:30:

you think a colombiana would date me if i tell them what i really do for a living, hell no!!! most gringas have no problem with my profession.
In colombia i lie and tell them i'm a senior publicist but if they knew the truth i would not even get to first base.
One more reason why i like gringas

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:33:

i'll be back in a few, gotta walk over to the jacob javits center to see the boat show. see ya later

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

MitchAlvarez says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:34:

what do you do? lol parte del game es la mentira papa!!

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:40:

The guy in the video would not be popular with any caleñas anyway, not even the barrio girls.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:07:

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Juan Carlos Abadía, Gobernador del Valle. buena pinta.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:22:

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Another good-looking Colombian politician is Sergio Fajardo. He's got the exotic good looks and the intencity of El Puma in his eyes.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:28:

Thanks Desi...better visions jajaja

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

jorgegdiaz says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:31:

For the ones who don`t know the song
http://www.geocities.com/vic7735
have a laught with the video on me

Oh, yeah Desi, the Governor is 29 y/o... man at that age I was juststarting grad school and partying my ass off

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

jorgegdiaz says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:31:

For the ones who don`t know the song
http://www.geocities.com/vic7735
have a laught with the video on me

Oh, yeah Desi, the Governor is 29 y/o... man at that age I was juststarting grad school and partying my ass off

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

robi666 says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:48:

Desi... Sergio Fajardo was a good "governador" and he would probably be a good president, but, about his look as man, I am sorry to advise you that every paisa knows that he is a "cacorro"...

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:54:

Yes, Abadía is barely adult. I didn't even know how these guys looked like, I just googled them. I was kind of aware that Abadía had that typical valluno look that girls seem to like.
Well, what can I say about Fajardo, what a pity.

The only costeño male that I find good-looking is Carlos Vives and that before he cut his hair and gained weight. Don't tell me robi that he's a cacorro too;(

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:02:

you ladies are into the PENDEJITO LOOK, THAT IS SO CACHACA

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:03:

take a guy like me, i'm a pre pee and whore magnet. why? i don't look pendejito

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:05:

now, take a look at the fat kid up there, his mother still combs his hair

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:05:

I'm sure all that 'hard core verdadera colombianas' want is you, elmodefoque. Let me guess, you're the guy in the video ;)

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:08:

Pendejitos?
The first guy is the 29-year-old gobernador del Valle. Accomplished politician and a looker. Nothing "pendejito" about the guy; sharp and successful.

The second guy is the alcalde of Medellín, perhaps the next president of Colombia, according to some, a cacorro. An intensely good-looking man, pendejo???I really don't think so.

I've chosen these two men because they represent the upper class or middle class colombians that are easy on the eye too. They're not actors or models or any kind of artists. Fajardo is a mathematician,.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

rocinante says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:12:

Fajardo = El presidente que viene

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

ColombianoGringo says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:14:

What party does Fajardo belong to?

elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:14:

i'm not the guy in that video, here i is a few years ago

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:24:

Elmo why you showing off your collection of guy videos?

Ay Hombe!!!!!

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:25:

Was that you Elmo? Not bad, not bad....
You dance almost as well as the caleños! (Big compliment)

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:25:

Fajardo? i don't think he belongs to any party.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:56:

ha

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

minina says on Jan 18, 2008, 19:16:

Well let me tell you what I want (Me being a girl born and raised in Colombia by my very Colombian parents):

I would like an intelligent, educated, sensitive, caring and serious guy.
I don't want to mess with Latin guys. Had enough of them.
I'm trying Americans now, the problem with them is that not many are educated or intelligent.

The other day I was with this guy that asked me if it was true that 50% of the Colombian population worked in the cocaine business or any illegal drug for that matter. The same night this individual asked me if we had restaurants and clubs in Colombia, to which I replied: "NO the truth is we all live in three tops in the middle of the jungle". To which he replied are you serious?. Not really the brightest bulb is he. And so in the past years I have found that a good quantity of Americans are not much brighter than this individual is, and just for the record this guy just graduated from college.

So I'm beginning to think that I'll be better off switching to the other side. Hahahahaa.

Colombiano_81 says on Apr 23, 2008, 13:22:

pendejito look is right...typical of Bogota also..tropi pop listening pendejitos that dont know the meaning of sabor...sickof that crossover bullshiat...need to getmy as up to the coast!

Colombiano_81 says on Apr 24, 2008, 13:04:

hey i agree with that fat cat looking kid looking like a popy trop momies boy but that costeño mamagallo is lame too...that dance is kinda stiff and boring...where the flavour at? I guess illhave to show up even the dam costeños..

Colombiano_81 says on Apr 24, 2008, 13:04:

hey i agree with that fat cat looking kid looking like a popy trop momies boy but that costeño mamagallo is lame too...that dance is kinda stiff and boring...where the flavour at? I guess illhave to show up even the dam costeños..

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