Well, Mrs. Gator is READY!

Lowell says on Dec 31, 2007, 15:57:

doing what?

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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chester says on Dec 31, 2007, 16:01:

this sounds promising, what are you going to do with the potatoes and yellow panties?

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CatGirl says on Dec 31, 2007, 16:02:

Mr Gator...as they say in the US - Godspeed my Friend! Peel as many as you can! Mmmeoww

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Dec 31, 2007, 16:11:

does she have the twelve grapes of good fortune ready? The empty suitcases by the door?

(I've already eaten my grapes and toasted with champagne...I don't do the underwear thingie or the suitcase stuff...I travel enough already as it is . Happy New Year, we're already more than an hour into 2008 here)
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Sr Tertius says on Dec 31, 2007, 16:50:

The underwear has to go inside out, or otherwise it's bad luck. Remind her!

"When the finger points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger" (Chinese proverb)

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gringoloid says on Dec 31, 2007, 17:04:

very cryptic........gator, are you partying with la campina tonight?

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goin_south says on Dec 31, 2007, 17:16:

Gator, you're in Cali .... ?
NYBombero is there, now... I think.
I gotta imagine Cali is gonna sound a lil War-Torn tonight...!
Just My 'Magination.

H.N.Y....Desi

Ciao! Gustav.

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rocinante says on Dec 31, 2007, 17:25:

Outside until midnight - the yellow underwear that is. I got no grapes, stuck in my apartment.

I saw some guy on the street a few days ago. He had just purchased a suitcase. I said to myself "I know what that's for!"

Oh, and don't forget the Lentejas!

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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CatGirl says on Dec 31, 2007, 17:41:

ColoMed- thanks for the tip and the recipe...mmm

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CatGirl says on Dec 31, 2007, 17:53:

I think I'll make it with Lamb.

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goin_south says on Dec 31, 2007, 17:55:

better throw in a few hairballs...
for sourcery..jjaj

Ciao! Gustav.

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john_stark says on Dec 31, 2007, 17:59:

Menstrual fluid helps. Don't worry, they'll never know until they get a pubic hair stuck in their teeth.

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CatGirl says on Dec 31, 2007, 18:21:

John...sounds like you've been to too many OTO masses

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john_stark says on Dec 31, 2007, 18:37:

I'm a card carrying member of the Church of the Holy Pussy.

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CatGirl says on Dec 31, 2007, 18:47:

On your knees and take communion

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billyb says on Dec 31, 2007, 18:49:

I don' think you'll have to ask John twice.

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john_stark says on Dec 31, 2007, 18:57:

Gives you a whole new perspective on "This is my body. This is my blood. Take this and eat..." Hell yeah baby.....you don't have to beg me for it.

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john_stark says on Dec 31, 2007, 19:02:

"I think I'll make it with Lamb."

Yeah, I've been eating some myself. Sra. Cordero.

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Gator says on Dec 31, 2007, 22:35:

1. The 12 grapes were supplied by the host at the party in our building
2. The potatoes? You peal two of them and leave the other along-then roll them under the bed then you reach and grab the first one you touch. If it is not pealed bad luck for the new year. Of course if you drink too much aguadente you could put the yellow panties on the potato and then-----Ah but that's another story.,

Tia Desi, she said the suitcases are an old wife's tale but refuses to think differently about the potatoes, grapes, panties and the new broom to sweep out the old year. Go figure. Anyway Happy New Year All and God bless.

Gringoloid you ask am I partying with la campina tonight? Unfortunately he is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried. If you look into his eyes you get the feeling someone else is driving.

South Bound-in Bogotá

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

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goin_south says on Dec 31, 2007, 22:38:

you're riding with Campina tonight??? OMG.
buenas suerte! Gator!

Ciao! Gustav.

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Robert Jorge says on Dec 31, 2007, 22:47:

South bound? To where, Guyabetal, Villavo ... or a barrio like 1 de Mayo?

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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CatGirl says on Dec 31, 2007, 22:52:

So Gator....which potato did you get?

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Robert Jorge says on Dec 31, 2007, 22:54:

If he got a potato, he did better than me tonight.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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goin_south says on Dec 31, 2007, 23:28:

put the yellow panties on the potato and then-----Ah but that's another story.,

That's a whole nother Campiñacidic story.....jejje

Ciao! Gustav.

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CatGirl says on Jan 1, 2008, 00:11:

It is now 2008 in USA California - fireworks!!

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eywed says on Jan 1, 2008, 00:13:

Time marches on and waits on noone.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 1, 2008, 00:20:

Time marches on and waits on noone.

Jajj.. tell that to my pastusa... it gets her moving fast con filing los papeles.. ja

Ciao! Gustav.

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eywed says on Jan 1, 2008, 00:23:

This time next year I hope to be in Medellin for a month. Can't wait!

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 1, 2008, 00:24:

hope yer dreams come true eywed

Ciao! Gustav.

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goin_south says on Jan 1, 2008, 00:26:

this time next year....
jajaj... I'm only thinkin about two months ahead now...
mi colombianita should be here with me.
damn! that's soon.
not soon enough.

Ciao! Gustav.

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eywed says on Jan 1, 2008, 00:27:

Thanks, I'm lucky I am already living my dream. Few people get too.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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gringoloid says on Jan 1, 2008, 08:51:

I've never seen gator so 'loose'. I think along with the potatoes he was sipping some egg nog.

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slguy says on Jan 1, 2008, 09:28:

"If he got a potato, he did better than me tonight"

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajjajajajajja

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Gator says on Jan 1, 2008, 09:54:

It was the damn grapes.

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

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CatGirl says on Jan 1, 2008, 12:29:

Mmmm..everyone have a wonderful celebration into New years?

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goin_south says on Jan 1, 2008, 14:03:

waiting for RJ to surface.... con sonrisa

Ciao! Gustav.

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guacharaca says on Jan 2, 2008, 09:03:

"stuffed out pockets full of cash, put on our new clothes, ate the grapes drank the champagne, ran around the block with our suitcases"

yes, I was required to do all these too. But lentils for lunch? We poured them over our head (dry lentils) and they are still sitting on the carpet. Is that standard in Colombia? Oh, I also found out that one also has to rub the cash on their body. This might only be costenos' superstitions.

Colombianos: Las armas os han dado independencia, las leyes os daran libertad. (Santander)

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