Wayuu country
So there I was, in the subway on my way home thinking about what my great great granddaddy told me in our Wayuu language many moons ago.
He said, “Soon after the filthy Spanish modefoquers kicked our ass and stole our lands they began putting up borders. One side they called it Venezuela and the other side Colombia. Now, who the FOK gives these smelly modefques the right to tell us where we can and can’t walk? Wayuu’s did NOT give a flying crap about no fokin borders and continued traveling like they have for thousands of years until finally the Colombians and Venezuelans decided to ‘GIVE THEM’ dual citizenship. Wayuu's told them to stick both fokin passports up their collective ass, we don't need no stinking passports.
One day Sir Walter Raleigh was sitting in his filthy dark, damp, cold flat in London, raining cats and dogs outside, he has a 190 fever, toes and ears falling off and sitting on his own chit, unbeknown to him he had the bubonic plague .
He decides to try and safe his sorry ass and packs up to get the fok outta this disgusting depressing unsanitary hell hole and 6 months later finds himself in sunny warm America. Wastes no time and wipes out most of the natives and declares this place his. That modefoque, ILLEGALLY came here killed just about everybody and STOLE this land and put up borders, meanwhile the Spaniards already did that in the west coast.
Now the big argument that ignorant yahoos use to justify this “hey! That there happened 200 years ago, deal with it‿ tell that to the Jews and Arabs that are still killing each other over stuff that happened 10 THOUSAND YEARS AGO. Tell that to the Kosovo, Croats, AREMNIAN etc. still killing each other over stuff that happened when count “fokin‿ Dracula was still flying around.
Tell the Jews to forget what the Germans did to them FOK YOU!!!!
Tell the blacks to forget that little incident with slavery 90 years ago, FOK YOU!!!!!
We will end up killing each over stuff that happened tens of thousand years ago and you're talking about only 200 years ago, FOK YOU!!!
Now how does this pertain to Illegal Mexican?
Simple: this hate is not against Mexicans, this hate is against the NATIVE/INJUN people in what is now called Mexico. I have not seen one “illegal‿ that looks like VICENTE FOX, THALIA, PAOLA RUBIO, ALEJANDRO FERNANDEZ or LUIS MIGUEL
The hate is against INJUNS!! is a RACIST HATE, is NOT AGAINST WHITE MEXICANS is against INJUNS that lived here with no borders way before the Vicente Fox, Thailia’s etc. .
Once again, I implore you to take your fokin borders in MEXICO, USA, VENZUELA, COLOMBIA ETC. AND STICK THEM DEEP INSIDE YOUR FOKIN ASSS
Nojodaaa, que bonito, mira a estos triple hijueputas, came here illegally, massacre just about every body and now want us to obey their BLOOD STAINED laws, FOK YOU!!!! FOK YOU!!!! FOK YOU!!! FOK YOU 20 MILLION TIMES OVER.
Hey! but this happened 200 years ago and I had nothing to do with it !!! FOK YOU!!!!!
Not you guys, you guys are OK in my book.
Thank you!!
Ok, no more ranting from me, is Friday and the only thing on my mind are HOOKERS
By elmodefoque on Aug 24, 2007, 05:30 in Friendly Talkzone.
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 05:30: good morning all! ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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arthur brode says on Aug 24, 2007, 05:43: damn! http://www.calirentals.net/ 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 24, 2007, 05:48: But whaddya gonna do, Elmo, when someday all the DNA tracking and the research associated with the Siberian-Asian landbridge, Thor Heyerdahl's balsa rafts and everything else comes together and can conclusively state that the Wayuu or the Native North Americans (Mexico, Canada, U.S.) slaughtered and conquered some group before them?
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miamimike says on Aug 24, 2007, 05:51: Elmo--Wow--did someone forget to put the Sugar in your Coffee this morning?? Maybe we could round up long Departed poster "Mrs Gomez" to add something "Sweet" to your Morning Coffee. You do remember the Lovely Sexy Mrs Gomez I trust,,, "Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 05:56: where is that sexy mamasita Mrs Gomez? damn what a piece of ass! ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:16: Gee wiz Tinto, now if we go back to the ICE age then might as well go way back during the territorial wars between Bluefish and a stripped bass, when our ancestors were still swimming around. jijjjji ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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seabass says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:17: I love Elmo's history lessons...they're way more interesting than anything I ever took in school!
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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:23: Right, Elmo, so people should lead, assimilate or get the hell out of the way. And quit bitchin' about ancient wrongs. We've all been wronged somewhere down the line.
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El Polo says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:37: You manage to enlighten everyone in true New York Fashion
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:45: Hey sea fokin bass, funny you should said that. my dream was to be a lawyer. I always loved law and hookers equally. ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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El Polo says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:48: No Joda Elmo eres un man teso... habla Monda y New foking Yorker doesnt get no better
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gabolicious says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:48: the problem is when those injuns (as you call them) kill people and steal somebody else's SSN Elección no canonización.... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:52: Nojoda Polo, OLD PARR cipote jopo de pea me meti con esa vaina. yo y un grupo de guajiros bien armao alla en el mercado en barranquilla ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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panthdave says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:53: GOOD MORNING VIETNAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DAMN ELMO All the pigeons got scared and left Central Park and flew down to Florida today.. Was amazing.. panthdave Miami 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 06:56: Gee wiz! now I know why the 52 gringos found dead in my building’s basement had everything except their social security cards. Those damn Mexican injuns!!! ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Aug 24, 2007, 07:00: Elmo, you coulda been the go- to lawyer for hookers.
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gabolicious says on Aug 24, 2007, 07:04: vamos Elmo vos sabés que no todos van a cometer crímenes, vos sabés que es cierto la parte del racismo, pero como vos decís esto es un tema bastante complejo, yo insisto que el gobierno mexicano debería hacer algo por mejorar la condicion de vida de los "mexican injuns" en vez de clamar por legalización de los ilegales... Elección no canonización.... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 07:04: I like the nonchalant approach you take on the subject of historic Karma. No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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El Polo says on Aug 24, 2007, 07:17: porque la gente se menten en un site como este para hablar negativo de los hispanos???
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 08:27: I was on my way to pick up my usual baked salmon on a bed of lettuces for lunch and then head to my therapist appointment when I thought of something very powerful to add to the last sentence of my thread. BLOOD STAINED laws. ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Aug 24, 2007, 08:51: danks dave, after my lunch i down a couple gin and tonics. ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:10: Elmo, can you teach us to say that nice rant in Wayuu?
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El Polo says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:13: Elmo is it true word Divorce is translated in Wayuu as Chau Chau Chuca!!!!
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:36: Oh my god, I also like to see my therapist when I am buzzing a bit!! No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:37: I meant cachaca, not chacaca, see I'm already buzzing on hot Sake from the Japanese joint down the street.... No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:39: When I think about it, if I was a guy I would be a lot like elmodefoque except that I would be a smooth talking cachaco who uses big words. No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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panthdave says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:41: I think I need a drink now...Damn...Happy Hour very close but shit might go in my Desk Drawer.. panthdave Miami 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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panthdave says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:44: Or even better yet go take my Happy Hour flight out of MIA to see my Therapist in Medellin... panthdave Miami 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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El Polo says on Aug 24, 2007, 09:55: Colombiche I think Elmo speaks perfectly fine
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britz30 says on Aug 24, 2007, 10:58: Elmo, you have me hooked... I love reading your responses and posts... Thanks!
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 11:04: Polo, never said he didn't... did I? No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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El Polo says on Aug 24, 2007, 11:25: "el modo que se expresa me da la impresion que necesita un man con caracte, porque parece como bien dominante"
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:09: Solo era una pregunta ehhh! No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:34: hugs and kissies! ja ja ja. No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:36: Colombiche you see a therapist? So you, like, have issues? Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:49: Mona, I thought that was obvious. JK 'biche :)
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:52: Yes, I have these delusions that I am a reincarnation of Flora Tristan. Sometimes I start ranting in french during my psychotherapy sessions. No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:53: Jaja I think we all have our own issue's, especially when you like going to your therapist buzzing? Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:53: Jajaj Colombiche I would love to see that!! I should have been a therapist.. Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:59: Mona, you kind of perform that function here for some of our more disturbed posters.
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billyb says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:59: Mona, you kind of perform that function here for some of our more disturbed posters.
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 12:59: Vous seriez un bonne thérapeute No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 24, 2007, 13:02: Merci Colombiche how do you say "I don't think so? Although I am good at listening, but not at keeping a straight face.. Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Colombiche says on Aug 24, 2007, 13:06: Vous êtes en désaccord ? No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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LA_MONA says on Aug 24, 2007, 13:11: Oui dessacord mucho ;-) ta gueule!! Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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john_stark says on Aug 24, 2007, 23:22: Damm, I remember Mrs. Gomez and how she dumped her old man. She was bootylicious.
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slguy says on Aug 26, 2007, 17:12: "...my ancestors...sliding their asses across the land bridge, down thru Canada, and winding up in what we today call colombia..." Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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arthur brode says on Aug 26, 2007, 17:32: LOL http://www.calirentals.net/ 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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