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Gang ransacks circus, rapes resident donkey Paola
The commander of the Metropolitan Police of Cartagena Wednesday pledged to capture the gang of youths who raided a small circus and raped its dancing donkey Paola.
Ringmaster Olascuaga Janner said that the thieves looted the Triumph Circus, taking everything and leaving the performers with nothing but their tent and the clothes on their backs, "as God brought us into this world."
Describing himself as broken-hearted, Janner explained that the gang stole "amplification equipment, lights, costumes, money and even makeup," reported newspaper El Universal.
"I am nothing. What is a clown without makeup? He is not a clown," said circus director Isaias Acosta Montes. "Without music, we are not a circus," he said from his perch on a trapeze, voice breaking.
Even more distressing than the material losses was the rape of the circus's beloved donkey Paola, 'the dancing donkey'.
Wilfrido Junco Castilla, a clown in the circus, stood by the dancing donkey. "They abused Paola like a woman," he told Colombia's Caracol news.
As the travelling circus was far from prosperous to begin with, Janner admitted that in order for his business to keep going, his entertainers will be forced to rely on support from the local Caribbean community to provide "an occasional change of clothes" as well as donations of food and a great deal of love and understanding until the circus gets back on its feet.
"To make children laugh we need people to help us," he said.
How many years he will get for this?
By makopp5 on Sep 25, 2009, 04:38 in Friendly Talkzone.
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esanch36 says on Sep 25, 2009, 06:12: elmo only has consensual sex with burras..
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billyb says on Sep 25, 2009, 06:25: It's consensual after he gives them BURRAdanga. "All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man. 1 funny, 0 helpful. |
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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 25, 2009, 07:15: This whole thing is really sad. Who goes after one of these broke ass traveling circuses. I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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esanch36 says on Sep 25, 2009, 08:10: No thats Elmos love of his life juanita carmela(forgot her name) she left him after she started posing for the costeno edition of soho.
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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 25, 2009, 08:12: Maybe that was a practice run for the crooks...there is another much larger circus tent in Cartagena now. Maybe now they will get their way with lions, tigers, and the bears.......??? RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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morlecoco (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 25, 2009, 12:51: sad, tragic, pathetic
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theflatline says on Sep 25, 2009, 13:50: How did they know the donkey was raped? Was there a condom lying on the ground? Did they give the burra a money shot? Was she crying in the corner of the tent hugging herself? Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 25, 2009, 14:02: They read the donkeys diary. RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 25, 2009, 14:23: There were eywitnesses. perhabs the doney enjoyed it??
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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 25, 2009, 14:30: The donkey just sold the rights to the full (or fool?) story to Gerarldo Rivera.....jajajjajaj...Geraldo always gets his donkey! RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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theflatline says on Sep 25, 2009, 14:31: I think I found a video of Elmo and the Donkey. Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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webmanco says on Sep 25, 2009, 14:38: you nailed it. No hay extremo cierto o verdadero, porque los extremos opacan, enruedan, (lavan cerebros) verdades. Yotas 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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webmanco says on Nov 5, 2009, 19:26: http://www.eltiempo.com/mundo/euycanada/condenan-a-hombre-a-tres-anos-... No hay extremo cierto o verdadero, porque los extremos opacan, enruedan, (lavan cerebros) verdades. Yotas 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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