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Very Sad

I have broken up with my colombiana. Ok, i will clarify that......she broke up with me. The fault lies mostly with myself because i made a big lie to her and now i am finding she is truly getting shot of me.
Im 34 ( she is 31) but ive realised this girl really was the love of my life. I can also say that she never tried to take money from me, in fact she even rented a flat out and paid for it, the time we lived there so it was never a case i didnt trust her etc
I dont know why im writing this because i know i will get flamed down but im so friggin sad !
She was a cali girl and she was the only reason i went there. Ive always maintained that i dont like cali and i never will.
Ive been a fool, lost the love of a good girl. I considered going there and begging her to be with me.......but she told me not to waste my time.
Im english btw , not american.
I guess my point is that it isnt always the gringos who get done over, sometimes as men we push our girl too far with something and we get what we deserve.
Its too late for me, i ballsed it up too much and now im paying for it. Im not looking for sympathy, im just feeling gutted.

By englishhunk on Nov 15, 2007, 10:19 in Friendly Talkzone.

Lisa Zee says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:25:

What did you lie about? When there is love there is forgiveness. It also depends on how long the relationship went on. You will get lots of advice here. Good luck.

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 10:53:

" I can also say that she never tried to take money from me"

That makes her so great? Should'nt that be normal in all relationships?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:30:

is she the one in your avatar?

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:33:

Read his other post "Sending Money from Uk to Colombia"

I wonder who?

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lpdiver says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:34:

Lots more Colombianas where that one came from.

t

"cook some rice!"

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Azul says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:13:

Give it time.....if you really want to be with her....give it time. Latinas are infamous for their temper (at least the one's that I've dated have been) and are quick to say things that they really may not mean in the long term. If it's true love, don't give up.
Hell, what's wrong with going to Colombia and asking for her forgiveness like you thought about doing.....and if she still doesn't want to be with you, you will be in a great place to get sympathy! Colombianas are fantastic for mending a broken heart :-)

las cosas caen por su propio peso

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dwmte7 says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:18:

a thought, young brother....it's time to just HUNKer down. like being in the trenches. don't stick your head up to soon, it might get shot off. but, if you wait it out, surely, a safe moment will come by and the wrecking crew can go out and salvage something. be patient, if it don't happen, it wasn't supposed to. you might have been saved by the bell and saved from something even more painful.

douglas

dwmte

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kalder says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:21:

It can hurt like hell, can't it? I'm sorry for your troubles.

But Azul's parting comment is one worth taking very much to heart!

Good luck.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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msaucey says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:25:

That's what happens when you lie... Especially to a caleña... They are notorious for their temper...

I say, if it's a fight worth fighting for, then do it.... Some girls will say, don't bother, but they may leave the door ajar, so that you can sneak back into her heart, one toe at a time....

Then there's also the girls that will slam the door in your face, no looking back...

You wont know which door your at until you knock.... So, what are you waiting for... Start knocking....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:27:

is it just me or am i one heartless modefoque. NO broad is worth gettin all sad about.
Listen, my first REAL girl friend ran off and married my own fokin brother
Guess who was best man, MEEEE!!!
After they got married we continue to screw behind my brothers back . No big deal!
we have a laugh about that one to this day.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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dwmte7 says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:34:

heh, tonto...you got blue eyes? in iran they say, "watch out, the devil has blue eyes."

dwmte

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slguy says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:37:

"NO broad is worth gettin all sad about"

Hmmmm...Elmo, my friend - you wonder why you don't get free chucha? At least PRETEND to give a shit. They like that. jajajajajjajajajjaa

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Azul says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:39:

Elmo....who's laughing?? You and your brother's wife, or you and your brother?

las cosas caen por su propio peso

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:39:

i play that too jijijjjjijj beleive me i play that!!! but in reality, i could not give a rats asss ajajajaj
I like to make them feel guilty

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:41:

I have a laugh with my brother, we continue to be together but that bitch is now history

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:42:

but she got even with us, she married a fokin doctor from boston and now has her own fokin plane. rich bitch!!!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Colombianhunk says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:43:

send her over here.i need help paying my rent

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:44:

Affairs are easy to find but true love is like a needle in a haystack.

Don't give up on true love if you think you still have a fighting chance. Maybe she is saying don't bother but deep down she wants you to bother to know how much she really meant to you.

If I were you I would get on a plane and be at her house tomorrow looking digruntled. If she doesnt' take you back with get on a plane back home..... looking even more disgruntled but contents that you did everything you could before throwing the towel.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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slguy says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:13:

Hopping a transatlantic flight to beg forgiveness is a BIG shot. If she doesn't relent when you show up at her door- you haven't lost much. (This is of course contingent on how big a whopper you told when you pissed her off in the first place!)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Strobers says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:15:

I'm sorry to hear that you're hurting, but if you care that much you won't just sit home and cry. You'll so something about it.

"Life is too serious to be taken seriously"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:17:

Sorry but I couldn't help looking at Colombianhunk picture. it's that thingy real?

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podborski says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:19:

a friend of mine told me he heard the best advice about this sort of thing on one of those call in radio shows.

Guy calls in and says he can't get over this girl.

Dr Ruth (or whoever) says: Go into your bedroom and masturbate, and call me back afterwards and tell me if you still feel the same way.

Don't mean to sound harsh, but I think there's a LOT of truth to that...

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slguy says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:20:

jajajajajjaajjajajajjajajjajajaja

kat, you little minx! ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:22:

jijij opps

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slguy says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:28:

So Pod- your theory is that Manuela can be a broken heart's best friend? ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:02:

"Sorry but I couldn't help looking at Colombianhunk picture. it's that thingy real?" -- kat1

I just had a look uuuy tu-tuy!!!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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manINred says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:11:

Podborski, it doesn't help if you are truly in love. Englishhunk, try it, and perhaps you'll be lucky.

Mate, if she's cut all ties (blocks your calls, deleted your msn, etc...) then it's over. If she hasn't, it means she still wants to be in contact with you. I've had situations where the girl has yelled the shit out of me, where she actually told me she wished i was dead, telling me the worst things in my life. She'll do this for days, which means she still wants contact. Gradually the hate subsides, and everything's fine. If she still is maintaining contact with you, she wants you to prove yourself, and don't screw up! but otherwise, forgetaboutit.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:19:

You recovered from I WISH YOU WERE DEAD? That's pretty impressive.

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Lowell says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:20:

Colombians can/are the most forgiving people I've ever met. I my family, a family member ocasionally dishes out some real damaging crap. Only to be forgiven a short time later. Lay low, don't be gushy or oversweet. Look for a backdoor to get back into her heart.

Good luck!

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:21:

Colombiche i wonder what shoe size is he jejejej

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toneloc24 says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:34:

"Read his other post "Sending Money from Uk to Colombia"

I wonder who?"

I'm with Morphus on this one. I'm calling BS.

Methinks, he stopped sending his Western Union contribution to her Ave. Sexta fund, and she went off with another sucker.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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manINred says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:52:

Thanks Tinto, though I guess it's easy to do when you're the 'one' for someone... emotions are always exagerated 10 fold when love's involved i suppose.

Now for all of you naysayers trying to be rude to this poor bloke, well you conveniently forgot to quote this:

" I can also say that she never tried to take money from me, in fact she even rented a flat out and paid for it,"

He said she never tried to take it, doesn't mean he didn't try and send it. Also, if she paid for a flat, that's no small thing to pay for. I sent money to Medellin, and Medellin has sent money to me (as well as paying flights, etc...) and it seems to me to be a reciprocal thing, probably why she got so pissed at his lack of trust in the first place. It's so easy to judge and criticize, which is why i wonder why this poor bloke laid his heart out for all to see.

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arthur brode says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:58:

Kat,he is size 12

toneloc,or his Studio F allowance lol

http://www.calirentals.net/

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capitan_centella says on Nov 15, 2007, 15:02:

as I say: ". . . time is on my side, yes it is, yes it is. . " or if you prefer the colombian version: "lo que es de uno es de uno". That means, that if you meant to be together, you´ll be. And if you don´t, sorry man, it won´t be.

So no worries. And give it a little time. The good thing about living one day at a time, and cannot repeat the same day, is just every new dawn it´s a new opportunity. Ergo, relax and let it be.

;-)

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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englishhunk says on Nov 15, 2007, 15:21:

GREAT ADVICE ! ( for all comments good or bad lol)
To answer the obvious question about the "lie". Nah, didnt cheat on her.....just tried to appease her demand to come over on a certain date by falsifying avianca ticket LOL Dont know why i did that, but she called airline and she was furious. Now she says im a total serial liar.
manINred:
"Mate, if she's cut all ties (blocks your calls, deleted your msn, etc...) then it's over". Er well, she deleted my msn or most definetely blocked me ( as far as im aware) and my phone number and havent been calling her in last few days because she made it so damm clear she isnt interested to talk to me and........shes putting notice on her apartment to move back in with her parents ( think she must have done that)
Elmo: you can always make a sad self pitying man laugh lol
KAT: sorry, i dont get your comment about the pic....lol
P.S The pic on profile isnt the girl in question.

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Azul says on Nov 15, 2007, 15:22:

I have just completed my "hiatus" from Colombianas. During the break I dated a girl from Bolivia (here in the States), and when she would get angry I couldn't believe the stuff that came out of her mouth. She would have a fight with her sister and they would say that they hated each other and wished each other would die....etc... then a bit later all was well again. When I used to fight with my Colombiana girlfriend she would be all pissed off and say we were over, and then the next day she would say how much she loved and missed me. Point is, it might not be over....so feel her out. I've seen Colombiana's forgive some pretty bad stuff. By the way, what did you do???

las cosas caen por su propio peso

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englishhunk says on Nov 15, 2007, 15:24:

azul......im hedging towards going for it and turning up in cali late next week ( earliest i can get there)....guess i cant sit on here and keep being a pussy.....at least by then i will know for sure...lol my gut feeling is she wont do a turn around....

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 15:33:

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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manINred says on Nov 15, 2007, 15:49:

Did you go in advance to catch her cheating on you? Damn trust issues, they're hard to overcome. I sorta think perhaps your foot is in it too much to pull out. If not, then you really have to push it to the max, repent, repent, repent, give it some time for things to cool down, and if she's blocking you, try and make her unblock you and start from scratch.

Colombiche, did you make that music video yourself? I actaully like that song a lot, sounds like Englishhunk will likely have to take its advice

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pedro says on Nov 15, 2007, 16:09:

The others make a good point. Colombians in general are very tolerant and forgiving.

A bunch of flowers with a card, and a phone call to her family's house is a lot cheaper than a trans-Atlantic flight. Give it a few days and find out where you stand.

I was about to suggest contracting the services of a Cali-based PBHer to deliver the flowers personally so you could be completely sure they arrived. But then I thought, hang on, who's to say he won't sell your flowers for 50% off at the San Andresito, then show up and try and bang the girlfriend on the sly. So, forget that idea!

que nota!

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JumboBond007 says on Nov 15, 2007, 16:29:

GOLDEN RULES IN RELATIONSHIPS - -- NEVER TELL LIES!!

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englishhunk says on Nov 15, 2007, 16:35:

good idea pedro......who here is willing to do me a favour to take her round some flowers ? i send money by WU or money gram.
I would have a shot at that. if she falls in to the arms of another.......so be it !
So, who is prepared to do me that favour ?

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englishhunk says on Nov 15, 2007, 16:35:

any cali based people here ?

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dwmte7 says on Nov 15, 2007, 17:16:

hunker...i been married to a colombiana for 19 years. we even separated once, got divorced and then back to gether and remarried. there oft times hopelessly confused and confusing. my wife can say some of the meanest shit...it used to effect me. now if she carries on to long, it bores me and i threaten to put her outside. finally she calms down and later it's as if nothing happened. you figure. like i told you, hunker down a taste and when the bullets stop flying come back to life. don't hang out on apologizing, it's whoosie. just act like, hey (what ever your mood feels like saying), lighten the fuck up and lets go dancing or for a walk. get on like nothing really happened. cause, in reality, it didn't ..she's probably just testing the water to see if she can be the whip bearer. be kind but don't kiss her ass, as it wont get you anywhere. just sluff it off and go on as if nothing happened and if she isn't cool with that...you remember where the door is, get on with your life. you only let a woman bitch a bit when you have kids and you really can't hit the door. you just let em bitch.
douglas

dwmte

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miamimike says on Nov 15, 2007, 17:41:

Good Point Morphus and his First Mistake!

morphus says on Thursday November 15th, 2007 11:33:

Read his other post "Sending Money from Uk to Colombia"

I wonder who?

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DWMTE--like they say here in Liberty City "On the Way out, Don't let the Door Hitcha where they Good Lord Splitcha! LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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miamimike says on Nov 15, 2007, 17:41:

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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englishhunk says on Nov 15, 2007, 17:46:

i dont understand your point mike

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arthur brode says on Nov 15, 2007, 17:55:

englishhunk,i will do you the favor with the Flowers as long as you dont mind me taking a stab at her:)

http://www.calirentals.net/

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arthur brode says on Nov 15, 2007, 17:56:

cute video Colombiche:)

http://www.calirentals.net/

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Robert Jorge says on Nov 15, 2007, 18:17:

Excellent advice Douglas.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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manINred says on Nov 15, 2007, 18:29:

Not all women are like that, dwmte, but some are, so he must play his cards right, because with some girls (in Colombia included), that just wouldn't fly I'm afraid. HunkEnglish, you know best. Humility is a trait often appreciated, since it is so often lacked in this world.

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 19:08:

No, I didn't make that video myself, don't have that much time in my hands... LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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GregYohn says on Nov 15, 2007, 19:13:

Hola!

My Cali GF is nice, but I think it would really make her sad if I faked an Avianca ticket to visit her. Other guys talk about showing up there, but I did show up! That's what you need to do, since Avianca is now cheap this month!

Take her to the Palmetto Mall and have Baby Beef in the food court! Remember to bring her Victoria Secret Body Lotion!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 15, 2007, 19:30:

well you say that you send her a faked avianca ticket, and she was mad with you and told you that you are total serial liar, well she must has reason to say that... dont you think? and for you guys, there are many lies and bad things that you cannot fix with flowers or with a simple I am sorry!!!
Englishhunk you need to see if she has reason to act in that way...

gaiaazul

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miamimike says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:28:

EnglishHunk-I take that in your other Thread, the person you were talking about sending Money to was this Woman. Many Send money to Colombia to their New Internet "Novias" they either don't know well or in other cases, they have never even met the Woman yet but are sending money. Bad Bad Idea and a Mistake,,,Many times the money is not used for the reason they stated they need it for,,,I hope for your sake this wasn't the case,,,

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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christobeldawg says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:39:

please don't tell me it is that guy Morphus, from that way too long thread, where we were all thrown all over the place?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:41:

What are talking about?

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christobeldawg says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:44:

"Sending Money from Uk to Colombia"

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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morphus says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:48:

No, I don't send money to Colombia. I live in the U.S. If they try to get any money out of me, i'll send them an envelope full of spit and cigarette ashes.

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podborski says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:55:

sorry but the story makes no sense to me.

You faked an Avianca ticket? So you must mean you changed the dates and told her you arrived later than you really did, so you did that to whore around a bit before you met up with her.

Well, I've thought of doing that too, but never thought I could pull it off. Nice try though!

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christobeldawg says on Nov 15, 2007, 20:58:

Those Colombianitas are almost always polite but they do notice details. They may not say anything but they generally tend to notice if you are keeping other options open, and they can shut down quickly.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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john_stark says on Nov 15, 2007, 22:42:

Geez, dude, move on. There's a lot more where that came from.

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goin_south says on Nov 15, 2007, 22:46:

as J_S said... and a few more re-iterate:
You're not 'in Colombia' for cryin in yer beer!
Get on down the line....
.........there's more, much more... waitin for you, where that came from.,......
Where did that come from??? You probably can't answer that question

Ciao! Gustav. Bienvenitos, Ike.

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englishhunk says on Nov 16, 2007, 03:43:

Miami Mike: ive been with her for over 2 years. never sent money to her before i met her and only sent 2 small amounts of money to her over that time.
Pod: thanks for the compliment !
Well, it looks like im going to lose this one. Instinct tells me she will reject me if i go all the way there and i think i would feel even worse if i turned up and she bounced me out.
As she seems to be leaving her flat to go back to parents home then she will be even more resolute.
As for all the other comments about "move on.....theres a lot more where that came from". Sure, but im 34 and i really loved this girl..........yeah, i made a big mistake but i wont meet someone like her again so easily.
thanks for the advice. Looks like i will stay single.

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arthur brode says on Nov 16, 2007, 04:31:

Well,you can always follow Doctor Ruths advice:)

http://www.calirentals.net/

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:11:

I had a great girl in Medellin. I can get her back with the snap of my fingers if I want. She seemed like the perfect girl when we met...18 y/o, pretty, virgin, student, good job, family oriented, homebody. The only problem was she became too posssesive. She wanted us to get married. We had problems in the relationship. She was angry with me because I used to go out and party all night. One afternoon she barged into my room and found me passed out drunk. She said she was'nt going to talk to me anymore but changed her mind. Another time i got busted with Avianca. She found out about my travels to Bogota and Cartagena before arriving to medellin. Her aunt works for Avianca and ratted me out. I told her I was just site seeing but she did'nt believe it. She thought I was meeting internet ho's and perras. Finally, I just did'nt return to Medellin as planned. She said she was tired of being alone so we decided to take a break. I was relieved.

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dwmte7 says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:19:

after seven marriages, had i stayed single and childless, i'd still be a millionaire. i feel what you're saying, hunker...just weigh it all very seriously and follow your heart. if you keep a good line of communication with youself, inside, you wont go wrong. that doesn't mean that it'll work out like you want it to, but IT WILL work out in your long term favor. make peace with it and go if you really want to and shine it, if you're feeling some sense of hesitation.

good luck with it her. there are certainly women out there worth the 'work out' regardless what some of our cavelier brothers say here. i life mate is hard found. if she's it, you'll know soon. again, good luck.

dwmte

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elmodefoque says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:26:

I read some guy say “never lie‿
If you don’t lie to broads then who the hell you gonna lie to. They are there for that purpose because for every lie you give them they will double that.
Who the fok do you think invented lying? they did. Check the bible.
There are only two things where lying is perfectly acceptable. Lying to your friends about the size of the fish you caught and most important lying to broads be wife, fiancé, girlfriends etc.
In my younger days I used to lie to up to 10 broads at the same time. it was like juggling balls, of course sometimes I get caught and end up with a plate of enchilada or lamp on my head, but that chit are minor inconveniences and the price one has to pay.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:30:

you're an english guy, right? for that girl, there are hundreds of thousands of colombianitas dying to replace her. Give them a chance.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:30:

You have to lie to women. They don't want to hear the truth.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:31:

cus, they can't handle the truth!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:34:

hey morph, have you ever been honest with a broad?

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:36:

Its just not possible for me to have a monogamous relationship. Its genetic. All the males in my family cheat on their women.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:38:

exactly! why fight mother nature?

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:44:

Nope. Like when they ask about past relationships. What am i going to say "oh yeah, I had about 50 one night stands. I also used to travel to Cuba and Colombia. I screwed about 80 Cuban girls and about 50 Colombian girls Actually I lost count". LOL...i'm going to tell that to the next gringa I go out with.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:46:

Hey morph, don't you feel like Dear "fokin" Abbey?

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:54:

I usually tell them I had about 5 or 6 steady girlfriends....2 or 3 year relationships each. They like to hear that.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:55:

80 cuban broads? WOW that's pretty impressive!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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billyb says on Nov 16, 2007, 05:56:

Hey you two, were are the pics fro Listo's???

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Piapo says on Nov 16, 2007, 07:26:

If that is the girl you want why don't you marry her? Pop the question and maybe you'll be forgiven

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englishhunk says on Nov 16, 2007, 08:22:

latest: i booked the flight there. Wish me luck lol

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kalder says on Nov 16, 2007, 08:27:

Good luck.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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billyb says on Nov 16, 2007, 08:28:

Just make sure you don't fudge the dates on your ticket this time.

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 08:28:

Oh, elmo, I understand your nickname now, and you morphus you are that kind of "man" who women just want for take your money and no more because maybe that most interesting that you have... that shows that you are not able to have real relationships and that your brain is your dick... for "men" like you is that many men think that colombian women are so easy... so so sad and pathetic, you need need to pay for a sex night, because you don't have the brain and the personality to attract a women... please is not just be faithful, is love yourself...
Englishhunk, if that is your woman, your soulmet go for her and show her how important she is for you, give her time, go slowly sometimes is not easy forget lies, you need to help her in that way she could trsut on you again... Good luck and hear what dwmte7 is saying... he is a real man... he has learned from experience... thanks dwmte7 you make of tihis site something good!!!
Elmo and Morphus, grow up please!!!!

gaiaazul

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 08:54:

giizul cali - I don't give money. I'm more a man than you.

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 10:33:

well Morphus, for your knowledge I am a woman, and I cna bet that you are more man than me because you have just dick.... that's all that you have. no brain.... LOL!

gaiaazul

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 16, 2007, 10:34:

JAJAJA gaiaazul, good one

opps sorry Morphus, eh but you know pumping all those muscle affects the brain hehe

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webmanco says on Nov 16, 2007, 10:39:

Gaiaazul a woman born in Argentina.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 10:41:

I don't know who you are but you signed up for a new account just to flame me.

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 10:42:

Oh now I know who it is. She's a bitch!

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 16, 2007, 11:23:

Englishhunk I am sorry to hear about your break-up. I suggest you send her some flowers, visit floresencolombia.com and buy her some roses with a note saying you're sorry and you want to be with her. Don't travel to colombia just yet. Give her some time to think, do email and send her text messages every 3 days or so. Explain why you did what you did and don't be afraid of sounding cheesy. If after a month, things haven't improved then re-evaluate. You can travel, or you can decide to move on. But give her time to think things out, its only fair after having lied to her. Don't you think?
Good luck.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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dwmte7 says on Nov 16, 2007, 15:01:

where were you cereal killer when i was dallientizing on my wives? i had a bed put over my desk in my first store in berkeley and my wife didn't figure it out...or didn't want to. i admit, my third eye was in my drawers and at u.c. berkeley...60,000 students, you just took your pick. me, being a most horney young guy, had money, cars, decent looks and dope. all i had to do was wink. i lost count years ago. as i said, i had no one to blame but myself. however--a most remote defense--when we were cast out of the garden, apparently, GOD said, "....go forth, be fertile and multiply..." with men, it really is nature. it took me seven wives and eight children to get a grip on my ways. now, mom tortures the shit out of me and puts me down and chastizes me and for the most part, i just shut up and let her yell. i ain't lookin for nookey over the fence. well maybe, i just don't act on it.

gaiaazulita....thank you maam/young lady, a compliment is about as rare in my life as chickens teeth are in the world. i try to give a bit of learned insight to my younger bretheren to hopefully help them avoid the bumps and bruises i've brought on my self.

morph....brother, been there and done that. my youth was not much more than a dick lookin for a place to straighten up...

dwmte

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Morrongo says on Nov 16, 2007, 15:18:

Morphus...I spent a year of my life in Cuba..perhaps for different reasons,perhaps not?...women fall at your feet there for a bag of marbles, their poverty is easy to take advantage of ,if your a desparado ,not the greatest example of a womaniser....never paid anything either? Cuba or Colombia,you must be the grand duke of whoppers or hung like a baboon,either way you don't fool me ..i have an advanced degree in Morrongismo..

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Morrongo says on Nov 16, 2007, 15:36:

Por favor ..tu tuy...... esta nombre no me gusta. If Colombian women are going to give it a name...at least give it something with a bit of zap....Tu tuy.. sounds more fitting for a raton que un hombre!!.......

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 15:50:

Morrongo, Where in Cuba did you stay? In Cuba I spent money. I bought the chicas clothes and food. I even paid to fix the roof of one girl's house after a hurricaine. I would give them few bucks even though they did'nt ask for money. It was all done at my own discretion.

The girls I dated in Colombia were middle class from stable households. They had their own food. Of course I would take them out to the movies or mall and spend a little money. Nothing dramatic, maybe like 20,000 pesos on a movie and popcorn or a few pesos at the fruteria. I was never cheap on birthdays or christmas either. Money was never an issue. I gave them mostly love and affection and they were happy.

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:28:

well, Morpheus.. yes I am new here but I have been checking this site since two years... so I am not really new... I am here now because I have something really important to say. Englishhunk is in a difficult situation that I have to lead with that everyday... I am psychologist... and is too sad see a broken man... I am not feminist, but if you and Elmo are doing what you say being like a bee is because you are insecure and you don't feel able to please just a woman... is sad because that shows that you are just hollow men... sad but true... and sometimes you do that thinking that you are taking advantage of a woman but you never know when she or they are using you, just to have pleassure or have a little fun for one night... we are human beings too and we have our sexual needs too...please Elmo and you morpheus don't think that you are a really man just because you can fuck 80 women in few days...

gaiaazul

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:28:

gaiaazul

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:29:

and btw if you need an appointment let me know maybe I can help you...

gaiaazul

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:31:

oh I was forgetting something... is nothing against to you but is sad that a site like this, created to help people people like you are using it to show how much "fun" you can get in a country like this... Colombia has more things than those...

gaiaazul

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:35:

thanks dwmte, you are so kind... people like you is what we need as a friend, our by side...
thanks for your advices

gaiaazul

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morphus says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:42:

Elmo has been married more than once and he has a lot of children. What do you want from the guy? Can't he have a little fun at this point in his life?

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Morrongo says on Nov 16, 2007, 17:07:

Morphus I have travelled all over Cuba...In Havana, used to stay in the Barrio Deportiva..mostly illegal casas,never stayed in an Hotel..also used to stay in a village which i am sad to say cannot remember the name!, i think it was called San Antonio, its on the way to Playa Baracoa from Havana,10 mins past Club Hemenway,just before the big American Hospitals ..the houses are straight in front of the sea ,but no beaches ,just rocks...Going back soon as I have ignored many good friends there for the past two years....Cuba has changed so much that its for a two week visit no more..

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 16, 2007, 17:50:

No, I am not virgin, I live with my boyfriend since two years ago, and I am so happy with him... he is great and makes me feel so loved and sure... he is a real man, we respect each other... that is the important... I told you I am not feminist, I am more in man favor because I know the women in colombia culture, I born in Argentina but I am living here since I was child and I know that they can be so, I don't know the right word in english, interesadas in spanish... specially with foreign people, you must know that... and because women have our weapons to cheat men so easily... and is sad to see how many men are so wounded by women ... but I know some men that just come here for fun and they take advantage of many girls and women here
so be careful that maybe you could find one woman who can give you a big lesson

gaiaazul

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la campiña says on Nov 16, 2007, 21:56:

I have a huge pipe I hoover my pool with but if your up for it I'm sure we can come to some kind of a finacial kind of middle of the road consevative kind of cotton undergarment vest type of person that you may be and work it out

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christobeldawg says on Nov 16, 2007, 22:02:

come again

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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la campiña says on Nov 16, 2007, 23:06:

let the man go, let the man go, let the Mango, ABRE TU MENTE

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lgpaa says on Nov 17, 2007, 08:34:

dude, take dwmte7's advice.......it's priceless! if she smell's fear, she will bite.

I have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy.

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dwmte7 says on Nov 20, 2007, 15:25:

gaiaazul...to be truthful, i haven't had so much sweetness since GOD came up with sugar. that is outside of my children. i live in a situation that is mostly predicated on keeping both of my child's parents under the same roof. if i could bring peace to my wife's heart, and let her enjoy her life, her child, her marriage, life, etc. i would, believe me, in a heart beat. but happiness is not an import, it's an export, it starts deep inside and wells/grows upwards and outwards. each and every soul must effect this in themselves. i think, that the process starts when a person finally realizes, 'it ain't "THEY" but me, and begins the work within them self. starting by forgiving themselves for what ever they're unhappy about and that forgiveness is like a fertilizer that sprouts the seed of a forgiveness of things outward that had been, for so long, a focus of confused inner frustration and unhappiness.

just my personal thoughts on an issue that is rooted deep in the hearts and minds of most men and women.
douglas

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on Nov 20, 2007, 15:39:

gaiaazul....so you've been hiding in the wings these last few years listening to all this dribble on pbh...you must think us a house full of madmen.

dwmte

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 20, 2007, 17:43:

well, dear Douglas, I an according with your about that all starts with forgiveness ourself first and accept our mistakes and limitations as human beings... that is something true.., I am psychologist and I have learnt that in my own personal experience and in my professional life too; and is too sad see how there are many women and men destoying theirselves with destructive attitudes trying to hide what is in their hears, maybe for that reason is that I decided to write something to englishhunk, because he looks like a man fighting to do the right things but with many issues in his life... I hope that he can listen to God and his heart and do the best...

And yes you are right I have been hiding to participate here because sometimes they are many silly men with silly comments here but sometimes is interesting be part of them...

forgive my english, I know that is not really good but I am learning and I think that is a good way to do it too...

gaiaazul

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 20, 2007, 17:43:

gaiaazul

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Nomadic Max says on Nov 20, 2007, 18:25:

Cheese can be very filling, but nothing can fill the vacuum of self-destroyed love, love is organic, once dead, there ain't no return!

I suggest filling some Colombianas void instead, try La Piscina, Bogotá cll 22 and perhaps some heavy drug abuse will help ease the pain between closing time.
MORE INFO ABOUT LA PISCINA:
http://solopalabras.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/noche-en-la-piscina/

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 20, 2007, 18:47:

too sad Nomadic Max... Love is more than a biochemical reaction, you know that, if you feel that there is not love, is what we called ENAMORAMIENTO...

gaiaazul

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 20, 2007, 18:48:

to muhc drugs is frying your brain, LOL!

gaiaazul

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dwmte7 says on Nov 20, 2007, 19:07:

g.azul...about your english...start by forgiving yourself...you have nothing to apologize for.

all the best in your life and in your career.

dwmte

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gaiaazul cali says on Nov 21, 2007, 16:54:

thanks Dwmte, but I have to be honest I am learning and I know, I just hope that when i write something people can understand me... jajaja, but the only way that you can know if you are doing well is LANZANDOTE!!!

gaiaazul

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la campiña says on Nov 21, 2007, 18:12:

you will not be single for very long so enjoy yourself in the limited time you have,

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