Useless topic but I didn´t get much sleep last night

Last customer left at 2:30am last night, was in bed by 3 and that damn neighbor´s dog barking woke me up at 6:00am. So being helpless as I cannot get enough courage to snuff out poochie, i said what they hey and i started cleaning my apartment and then in my tired hallucination it hit me...

Damn good product that Jabon Rey. That little blue cube cleans well, it´s economical and it lasts for a freakin´ eternity.

By spigrimace on Feb 25, 2006, 08:39 in Friendly Talkzone.

Lucia Rojas says on Feb 25, 2006, 08:54:

And if you get burned with the little splatters of oil while you're deep-frying colombian style, you put a little bit of jabon rey on the burn and it dissapears... really I have tryed it...

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poco says on Feb 25, 2006, 11:48:

snuff out poochie Humm,, this is NOT the Colombian way, you hire a poochie “Hit Man�?. Actually, you don’t hire it done, say to the right friend “I’d buy someone dinner and all the beer they can drink if they could figure out how to get rid of that barking dog.�? This could be 30 beers and a nice dinner for less than $25 U.S.

You could also attempt to buy the offending animal. I purchased this pet rooster for about $6 USD,, probably up to $10 now. The only down side might be if they believe this could be a new and profitable business. Probably lucky roosters aren't the best of eating.

This won’t work on cats,,, You DO NOT snuff a cat but they are pretty quite unless engaged in “cat foreplay�? leading up to an inevitable increase in howling along with the cat population. For these and similar situations (like a girls 15th birthday party) then I’d suggest the inexpensive foam type earplugs similar to these:

They also come in handy for the months of December thru January and various other days of the year.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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Pete E says on Feb 25, 2006, 15:09:

Barking dog Reminds me of a "Wizard Of ID" Cartoon.
The little king is in bed,there is this dog barking in the back ground.
"Guard!"
"Yes Sire?"
"Find out who owns that dog and shoot him!"
"The Dog?"
"Him Too!"

A guy in my neighborhood in the states shot a neighbors barking dog with a pellet gun.It killed him.He went to jail for a year over it.It wasn't so much killing the dog but shooting the gun that got him in trouble.They found he had been target shooting in the back yard also.

My apartment building is very quiet except for a party maybe once a month.But when Colombians party they can go all night.Last night was one.No loud music but loud talking untill 4.30 AM.It didn't sleep much.My novia,no problem,slept right through it.
When I have a party I turn down the music and close the doors to the balcony,thats what causes the noise to travel,at 2 AM.

Pete

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Lionheart says on Feb 25, 2006, 21:49:

dog meat once I was in the port district of Toulon, France ... I went to a chinese restaurant there. A dog was barking all the time upstairs, where the kitchen was. Halfway to being served my food the dog fell silent. The food was excellent, but the meat was something I never tasted before.

I don't know what I ate, but the mind does give suggestions ...

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