All of our Amercian immigration policies stem from a
faulty immigration policy enacted by the America Indian.
O well.
By shawnnn on May 24, 2006, 22:54 in Friendly Talkzone.
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platano says on May 24, 2006, 23:19: LOL! And the Chibchas fell down on the job of protecting their territory after Cristóbal Colón arrived on the west coast of Chocó around 1502. By 1536-1538 it was pretty much over. Gonzalo Jiménez de Quesada had conquered the Colombian interior, defeating the Chibchas.
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 25, 2006, 06:21: Boy, did i underestimate the altitude for you, Platano!! ..i thought it was only...30,000 feet!!!! jajajajaj... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Blue says on May 25, 2006, 09:47: We stole the U.S. fair and square from the injuns. lol Seriously, immigration is an outdated concept. We don't need or want more people coming here to live. Whites, blacks, browns, etc. it doesn't matter. Come and visit but go home when your vacation is over.
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oldbongo says on May 25, 2006, 10:03: no,come to canada... we want you black,brown white,yellow,green,red.
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 25, 2006, 10:13: Now Canada even has our banned NFLrs...hahaha.. Just my opinion... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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MeGustaMucho says on May 25, 2006, 15:19: US immigration policies... are based on pure selfishness and ignorance. I got mine, but you can-t get yours. This is the kind of xenophobic thinking that will eventually bring down the country. It is already mediocre at best, and the future is bleak.
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utopiacowboy says on May 25, 2006, 15:38: I don't mind taking all comers but I can't help but notice how tough Mexico is on accepting immigrants from Central America. Also, all government and many other jobs are reserved for Mexican born citizens. They're real hypocrites when it comes to immigration. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 25, 2006, 16:21: Now you went and did it….you got me started on IT again! First off, the USA is not a welfare country, and we have no obligation to make all people in the world "all that they can be"; and as such, has every right to control WHO, WHEN, HOW, and HOW MANY people immigrate to the US. It is the equivalent of a felony in the US to sneak into Mexico illegally. That means that after the federales and local cops beat the shit out of you, take your money and belongings, and generally treat you like a red-headed step-child, then they deport your ass A.S.A.P. As a matter of fact, MOST countries have criminalized illegal immigration, whereas in the US the first offense is civil in nature, second and subsequent offenses are criminal as felonies and subject to time with Bubba in the prison. =( ..this blatant hypocrisy committed by Mexico and other countries whining that they have a God given right to enter the US without any restrictions is almost hilarious. Every country has the right to secure its borders, control the rate of entry and who comes in. That way, every low life drug dealer, rapist, child molester, thief, and subversive ducks (just kidding platano!...i couldn’t resist!) can be prevented entry to prey on US victims and children. "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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platano says on May 25, 2006, 17:37: Miguel_Clavo, Nice post. I don't drink, but I'd buy you a beer. 35 more days and you can enjoy a well-deserved retirement.
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johna says on May 25, 2006, 19:20: Miguel_Clavo "hit the nail on the head" had to laugh at that. Seriously though, I agree that every country has the right to decide who comes in and who doesn't. That is actually why I think we need to tread carefully or all we will do is build up anti american sentiment in alot of the world, and it may become a problem for us to see beautiful countries like Colombia. I also agree that we don't have any obligation to the rest of the world, not legal obligations anway. But we should feel morally obligated to many countries in the Americas. Not to say that everyone south of the US gets a free pass, but we should be investing heavily in those countries, not just in their military and drug enforcement. I think we need a reformed immigration policy where countries in the Americas have preffered status. We need to get rid of the obvious political, and sometimes racial, slant of our immigration policy (think Cuba v. Haiti).
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 25, 2006, 20:16: I don’t want to come across as a protectionist, nor to signal for the wagons to encircle because the “Illegals” are coming. Without a doubt, Latinos, including the “lazy, spanglish-speaking Mexican borrachos”, have the biggest “hearts” than any other race in the world. Believe me when I say that in a state that now is 51% Latino (California 2006), there are some really hard-working, law-abiding, God-fearing, wonderful Mexicans. But given that on the Latino “food chain”, people rank them near the bottom….refer to the stereotypical description above which I hear all the time. And it is not difficult to spot some “native born” Americans who don’t deserve to be US citizens when their behavior is considered. I would gladly swap some illegals for the undeserving. However, I do not reward bad behavior (illegally entered people), and punish good behavior (patiently-waiting legal residents and patiently-waiting immigrant applicants). You enter this country legally by waiting in line like everyone else, I will welcome you with open arms. You force yourself upon the US, I will be the first ones to boot your ass out. If you came to the US illegally, and years later you get caught and deported, then guess what, Sherlock??? You brought it upon yourself, no one else. You knew that you would get deported eventually if you got caught. And the kicker is that for a majority of the people who have been here for 8+ years, probably would have been allowed in legally by now!! Now, you get deported, cannot apply again for 10 years, then you get in back of the line to wait your turn. Well, unless you are one of the younger illegal aliens, you might just have lost the battle because of your chronological clock….tick, tick, tick……because if you get in, you probably are looking at, what? 20 years?????? Good choice you made. NOT!! "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 25, 2006, 20:39: Lots of those drinks will be on me too! My way of giving back... to the US taxpayer!! and Platano, when you do move back to Colombia soon, we can meet up in person, and the first beverage will be on me! (that doesnt mean literally, like, on my person or my clothes! jajajajaja!) "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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miamimike says on May 25, 2006, 22:14: Hey Miguel You'll be happy to Know Senator Arlen Spector(R-Pa) inserted a last minute Amendment into the Senate Immigration Reform Bill passed today that says the US" has to notify Mexico" of and when we , the USA, start to construct the Fence in the Bill. Imagine that, we, who are footing the Bill for the fence, has to notify Mexico, who pays nothing towards the Fence and recieves 17 Billion yearly in remittances from mexican citizens, who entered the US illegally. Lets see what happens when the rubber meets the road in the House and Jim Sensenbrenner(R-wisc) when the House gets the bill. Many House members are cruising for a battle of battles on this and Vow the bill will never see the light of day as long as Amnesty as a reward for those who entered the US illegally, is in the Bill. Should be fun! "Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 26, 2006, 04:40: I agree with you Clavo, good post!
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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 26, 2006, 05:40: Miguel Clavo but if you watch Telemundo in the USA, they are making this like a crusade. it's call La encrucijada Migratoria.
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 26, 2006, 08:16: Hey MiamiMike! What ever happend to the principle of the.. Good Neighbor Fence??? I cant see how the Senate version will be rectified with the House version....they are opposites of each other....Kennedy should just fall back to his familys tradition of being alcoholics, rapists, and drunk-driving involuntary manslaughter-types..talk about a dysfunctional family! I believe he put in an offer for Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch and plans to retire there!! jajajaj....Amnesty, Road to Citizenship for illegals, call it what you want, but it is still rewarding illegal behavior. And, just in 1986, didnt we give Amnesty to all the illegals in the country at that time, swearing up and down that it was a one-time never again Amnesty Program?? Hmm....la memoria del pollo, cierto? Short term memory loss.....were too busy watching American Idol to be bothered with such trivial shit... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 26, 2006, 08:44: Mr. Clavo... Low and Behold, I agree with almost every word you posted on this thread....
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Blue says on May 26, 2006, 09:21: Miguel Those from northern europe were average and above. Let today's immigrants in only if they can pass a literacy test in english. It doesn't have to be an IQ test. They can demonstrate potential realized with an achievement test.
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 26, 2006, 10:13: Pre-Testing for Entrance to the US.....my thoughts... What year was the IQ test actually developed? "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 26, 2006, 10:32: This time Miguel..... You and I are pretty much on the same page. I especially like the part about people assuming responsibility for their own problems, and not try to shift the blame to someone else.
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oldbongo says on May 26, 2006, 10:39: gee...the oldgringo can't recall.. problems in canada? over two official languages??
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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 26, 2006, 10:48: I think the USA have to start thinking of an official Language in Florida,
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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 26, 2006, 11:26: Miami "Would the last American to leave Miami please bring the flag!" "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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oldbongo says on May 26, 2006, 11:57: exacto..ladies... this is why the gringos should make english official.
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Blue says on May 26, 2006, 12:37: Well my own preference would be very little or no immigration at all...at least for several years. If immigrants are allowed in, impose the standards at the beginning of the process rather than the end. English literacy and whatever "citzenship" criteria they now use should be required before entry. This will weed out the non-serious and improve the immigrant quality.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 26, 2006, 12:43: I would first screen all Gringos and deport everybody with a criminal record and/or an IQ under 100 to Moonbase Alpha to make room for all the intelligent, literate foreigners that will be wanting to live in USA. "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 26, 2006, 13:23: But Desi, that would eliminate the US Congress!!!!!!!! =) “It burns me up to no end that there are many out there that think that people should have the right to sue McDonalds for selling them food that made them fat. Imagine the ripple affect that would create. The poor guy with a small pizzaria or heck....empanada stand could get sued too if you followed that logic. But....only in the US can stupid things like this happen.” G5 "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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utopiacowboy says on May 26, 2006, 13:31: If present trends continue, California is expected to be majority Latino by 2040. Texas will get there faster by a decade, expected to be majority Latino by 2030. In four states, Hawaii, California, Texas and New Mexico, white people are now a minority. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Tinto (Moderator) says on May 26, 2006, 13:56: Immigrants and asylum seekers have a cakewalk in the U.S. compared to the Netherlands:
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utopiacowboy says on May 26, 2006, 14:39: I'm certainly not worried about it. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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oldbongo says on May 26, 2006, 21:00: okay miguelito... you are on the invite list for the yacht party.
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 26, 2006, 23:54: Og...i was raised in LA, but never was employed by LAPD.... Actually, i was one of those coppers that was looking for bigger fish.....not the simple potheads...way too much paperwork for me for such a minor arrest....now, you drive around in a 26 foot Rental truck full of pot and not fertilizer, and your name is not Timothy McVey, then were talking....if it fell into my lap...but i was more interested in the bad boys who liked to play with guns, hurt/kill people, child molesters, rapists, and Democrats (hahaha..just kidding)...that sort of element...drugs were never really my cup of tea.....i tended to the violent types.....criminal organizations etc....My discretion was more of the "dump that shit out and i wont take your pothead ass to the pokey"....hahahaha...i would spend 4 hours processing the guy when in a few seconds i could accomplish the same thing the courts would do, just without the $25 fine.....Every time i travel between Cartagena and Barranquilla i get stopped at the police checkpoints.....must look like Bill Gates or something...hahaha...they try to roll me for $$ but i usually tell them to wash the car i am in then i will pay them! Other wise No way Jose! hahahah....no sense of humor those guys..havent had to pay yet!!! pisses my friends off to no end! hahahah....Personally, i dont think that pot is any worse than alcohol...just less trips to the bathroom, but a higher food bill!!!!...... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sweetcalena says on May 27, 2006, 11:27: ........ “Sit down to write what you have thought, and not to think about what you shall write.”William Cobbett 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sweetcalena says on May 27, 2006, 15:00: hahaha!!! “Sit down to write what you have thought, and not to think about what you shall write.”William Cobbett 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 28, 2006, 08:43: what was the subject of this post about?
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sweetcalena says on May 28, 2006, 10:11: We are all the same.... In the end people are just trying to meet their needs starting from the bottom of Malow's hierarchy of needs. No race has better people or more educated or more destructive people, each race has a little bit of everything. We are just people living in the same world and we cannot try to separate each other by languages or in this case documents or try to decide who has the right to live where or stay where and who doesn't or who was here first. I think that we should evolve from survival of the fitness techniques. “Sit down to write what you have thought, and not to think about what you shall write.”William Cobbett 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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jack smith 2 says on May 28, 2006, 15:29: Everybody pretty much gets in... The problem with US immigration policy is that just about everybody gets in sooner or later if they do not die in the Sonora desertor on a capsized boat from the DR en route to Puerto Rico.
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Blue says on May 30, 2006, 12:14: I saw an interview with a group in Arizona who believe if legislation fails to secure the border that all options should be put on the table. These include: invading Mexico, summary execution by firing squad, land mines, and small tactical nuclear weapons. Tough group. lol
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Miguel_Clavo says on May 30, 2006, 12:41: Effective Enforcement at Secure Borders is a Necessity. I agree, JS2, that the southern border needs to be secured. I believe a physical barrier like the wall concept is the only way to effectively secure the border, along with proactive enforcement. You can be all hi-tech with cameras, pilotless planes, and human radar/laser, and all, but if you dont have the bodies to hook them up, whats the point? A carefully controlled and regulated method of legal immigration is needed and desired. keep the pedophiles, drugdealers, wife-beaters, rapists, etc, from entering, while at the same time allowing respectable, hardworking, honest, and law-abiding people and families in. People who will contribute positively to the fabric of American society. Lord knows we have enough lazy and dishonest knuckleheads as it is. "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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