Translation Needed

Wastelandlive says on Jan 2, 2006, 09:43:

Here's my best shot: (VERY idiomatic expressions.)

1) Behave yourself, and best of luck with this sex thing.
2) I wish you strength, and don't cut this gringo ANY slack.

Now, in return for these loose, but accurate translations... I'm sure the whole board wants to know: what wierd sexual perversion is he demanding of whom? You, Chica? Is it that thing with the rubber chicken? Has he invited the labrador into your bed? :)

Wasteland

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jediknight says on Jan 2, 2006, 10:24:

1. Portate bien y pilas con ese comportamiento sexual.

behave yourself and careful with that sexual behavior or sexual way of being.

2. Te mando mucha fuerza y no te la dejes montar del gringo.

i'm sending you lots of support/strength and don't let the gringo take advantage of you...

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 2, 2006, 12:03:

Good translations. Now I think we've earned the rest of the story!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Gator says on Jan 2, 2006, 12:12:

Jediknight nailed it. Second the Cowboy: And now the rest of the story.

"Credidi pretio parvo emere et magno vendere tibi in animo fuisse!" .

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rapi2000 says on Jan 2, 2006, 13:01:

Very accurate. jediknight,
You did a very good job, that is the most accurate translation.
Feliz año!
Rafa

rapi2000@yahoo.com

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Coqueton says on Jan 2, 2006, 13:30:

Yes Pilas means watch out so I'd agree as above.

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