Translation in English for this slang

Gator says on Feb 12, 2007, 07:23:

????????? Si hay que bailar, nunca, pero nunca, amanezco a una fiesta sin mi costilla.

Literal translation: "If I go to dance, never, but never, wake up in a party with out my rib(wife girlfriend my other half)." I have no idea what he/she means with this.

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

"Credidi pretio parvo emere et magno vendere tibi in animo fuisse!" .

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elchantajista says on Feb 12, 2007, 08:29:

anda de parranda en
anda de parranda en Bogota
"Vicente"

anda de parranda al Juanchito "Vicente"

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Man Tequila says on Feb 12, 2007, 08:52:

If I must dance, I never wake up at dawn at a party without my better half.

"You can dance every dance with the guy who gives you the eye
Let him hold you tight
You can smile every smile for the man who held your hand
'Neath the pale moonlight
But don't forget who's taking you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darling, save the last dance for me "

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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elchantajista says on Feb 12, 2007, 09:05:

i think she means wake up with her and nobody else (nunca pero nunca amanezco a la fiesta sin mi costilla never, but never i wake up at the party with out my main squeeze lol) from the verb amanecer (al amanecer means day break)probabaly giving u a bit of a warning you shouldnot do either maybe lol, si hay que bailar means if one must dance
anda de parranda en Bogota
"Vicente"

anda de parranda al Juanchito "Vicente"

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hunjb224 says on Feb 12, 2007, 14:19:

The Hooters... And we danced, like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
Yeah, we danced and danced and danced

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utopiacowboy says on Feb 12, 2007, 17:26:

Unless of course you're dancing at one of Colombia's many swing clubs. Oh wait, Colombians don't do anything so decadent as swap, do they?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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shan says on Feb 12, 2007, 19:59:

Gracias Hola Gracias.

One of my friend dared me with this phrase, he is stayin in Canada, will send him with one best result from here. Lets see what he is coming up with his view.
Shan

Shan

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shan says on Feb 15, 2007, 23:04:

My friend doesnt seem to be happy with our results, he says the translation is totally out of context !!!
I have asked him for his view..
Shan

Shan

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ACBlessing says on Feb 15, 2007, 23:18:

Ahhhhhhhhhh Hunjb just confessed to his knowledge of 80s music!

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Just plain poor

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