Top 10: Lies colombian women tell Men. ;-)

I know that posts about dating colombian women will be deleted but i'm colombian single man and i think that every word in this article is true for colombian women too. LOL

If you think your woman would never lie to you, guess again. From little white lies to the more serious variety, most women will curtail the truth at some point in a relationship. Her motivation for lying can stem from wanting to protect your feelings or sure enough, to save her own butt. Whatever the reason, here are the top 10 lies women tell men.

Number 10

I wouldn't change a thing about you
Oh, come on, do you really believe that she wouldn't prefer ripped abs and bulging biceps over your hairy beer belly? And do you think that she actually enjoys lying awake half the night listening to you snore like a grizzly bear? Reality check: There are probably many things about you that she'd like to change. Or if you're still in that new couple "honeymoon" phase during which you seem absolutely perfect, she'll find out soon enough that she was wrong. Here's my advice: Whether she hasn't figured it out yet or she's blatantly lying to make you happy, enjoy it while it lasts.

Number 9

I love hanging out with your friends
No matter how great your friends are, your girlfriend doesn't want them around all the time. Even though she might have told you this little white lie when you first started dating, don't expect it to last past the Super Bowl. After a couple of hours of being surrounded by your loud, beer-guzzling, chip-munching buddies, she'll have had enough and she'll most likely let you know. If you want to keep this lie a semi-reality (let's face it, it does work to your advantage), try to keep visits from your friends to a minimum and she might just keep pretending she loves them.

Number 8

I don't mind picking up after you
Once again, this is a lie your girlfriend might tell you at the beginning of your relationship. She'll say that she really doesn't mind picking up the dirty dishes you leave lying around and that she just loves doing the laundry. She'll probably also tell you that she doesn't mind making sure that you look presentable every time you go out together. I hate to break it to you, but this isn't going to last either. Soon enough, she'll be telling you to wash your smelly gym socks yourself and that you're old enough to pick out your own shirt for the party.

Number 7

I love your family
If you're lucky, your girlfriend may not be lying when she tells you that she loves spending time with your family. However, if she secretly despises them, she probably won't tell you in order to spare your feelings. If you really want to know the truth, observe her reaction the next time your parents invite you over for dinner. If all the muscles in her face tighten up before she forces a fake smile and mutters an unenthusiastic "Great!", she definitely isn't crazy about them. Obviously, if she really hates them, this could be a major issue in your relationship. But if you detect just a bit of friction, try to limit family visits to birthdays and holidays in order to avoid a major blow-up.

Number 6

I love sports
Ah, another first date classic. She may tell you that she just loves watching Monday Night football in order to prove that she's not like all the other girls and that you have common interests. But unless you're lucky enough to have found one of the rare true female sports fans out there, within a few weeks, she'll probably be complaining every time you sit down to watch a game. This lie really sucks because it feeds false hopes in the minds of unsuspecting men. Sorry guys, but your dreams of curling up with a six-pack and a hot woman to watch the game with are probably going to forever remain pure fantasy.

Number 5

I won't get mad if you say I look fat.
Unless you've been living under a rock for the better part of your adult life, you've probably figured out that this is a trap. No matter what you say, she will get angry. If you try to tell her that she looks great, she'll accuse you of lying to make her feel better about her rhinoceros butt. On the other hand, if you tell her that she has, in fact, put on a couple of pounds, you're likely to set off a war in your living room. Basically, the only way to deal with this situation (short of faking a heart attack) is to brace yourself and wait until the monsoon passes.

Number 4

You're right.
Do your arguments with your girlfriend usually end up with her admitting that you're right and that you know better than her? And you actually believe her? Even if she realizes she's wrong, chances are slim to none that she'll actually admit it. The fact is that many women will tell you that you're right to shut you up, but what they're really thinking is: "He'll find out soon enough that I'm right." Then they'll proceed to find some devious way to prove their point to you.

Number 3

It doesn't bother me when you check out other women.
Although she may say this at first to seem cool and open-minded, chances are that it secretly drives her nuts when you eyeball the hot redhead at the grocery store. It's quite simple: She wants to feel like you only have eyes for her even though she may not look like Pamela Anderson's long-lost twin. Therefore, even if she tells you that it doesn't bother her, you're better off not letting your eyes wander too often if you don't want it to blow up in your face when you least expect it.

Number 2

I don't care how much money you have.
Although it isn't true that all women care about is the size of a man's bank account, most women want a guy who is financially stable and independent. No, they don't all want a sugar daddy; they just want to know that their man is capable of taking care of a potential future family. Of course, your girlfriend probably won't tell you this so as not to scare you off with discussions about family and the future.

Number 1

Don't worry honey, it happens to everyone.
Most men will have temporary erectile difficulties at some point in their lives and most women are aware of this fact. However, that doesn't mean that it doesn't bother your girlfriend when you're getting hot and heavy and suddenly there's nothing happening down there. This lie is only one of the dozens of sex-related lies that women tell to spare their partner's feelings, including the classics "size doesn't matter" and "you're the best I've ever had." Fortunately, these fibs aren't really harmful. After all, even if you aren't the best she's ever had, she chose to be with you over any other guy, no matter how good (or bad) the sex is.

Lies Women Tell Men. ;-)
SOURCE: Heidi Muller

By zuan on Nov 9, 2005, 02:31 in Friendly Talkzone.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Nov 9, 2005, 03:56: OK, I give up,I got caught, jejje :) 0 funny, 0 helpful.

shazam (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 9, 2005, 07:12: these are actually relevant to most women everywhere. except maybe the cultures where women are taught not to speak! ha ha and now...who's got the top 10 list for colombian guys? we all know they're NOT blameless either! i think the list must include this one: No, I've never been to a whorebar. ha ha 0 funny, 0 helpful.

adrimm (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 9, 2005, 09:53: I think Except maybe for number 8 and 4 (unless it is said with a tight smile), these seem pretty universal. 0 funny, 0 helpful.

Crazy4Cali says on Nov 9, 2005, 10:40: If your girlfriend tells you this before you get married... If you're a man and your girlfriend tells you this before you get married, dump her and run, because it only gets worse after you're married. If you're a woman, why would you want to be with a man that puts you in a position to have to say these things? Fortunately, I found one who doesn't tell me any of these nor do I give her cause (most of the time, anyway :) 0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Nov 9, 2005, 11:21: another men lie You are not fat, you are Voluptuous. yeah right 0 funny, 0 helpful.

EdH says on Nov 9, 2005, 11:29: Lies Hang on. I had a Colombian girlfriend and she told me the opposite of all of these in complete sincerity, apart from 2 - which may have been the lie... hummmm Maybe some Colombians are extremely clever and know how to double bluff or triple... Plus - Of course we never had any problems with number 1! 0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Nov 9, 2005, 11:36: mind, after being married for 16 years in 6 month 17 I don't have to said those things to please him anymore jeje. now is direct to the point. Like it or dumped . 0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Nov 9, 2005, 12:18: Come on, Kat. You'd never dump your Larry. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Nov 9, 2005, 12:28: no to dump Larry you Cowboy, not to dump Larry you Cowboy, like or dump what he doesn't like to hear 0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Nov 9, 2005, 15:31: What was that? If he doesn't like what you're saying, he can take a dump? Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful.

zulmita says on Nov 9, 2005, 15:46: The most bigger lie: men does'nt lie!!! JA, JA, JA,JA I dont know what could ever happened to this man but, I do love sports, I love football, between many other things!!is not always lies what we talk about! What he dint said was that lovely part of "Oh, baby I love you, this time is serious, I wont hurt you, bla, bla, bla.." what a joke!!! 0 funny, 0 helpful.

kernow62 says on Nov 9, 2005, 19:50: TEN COMMANDMENTS (FROM MAN TO WOMAN) The ten commandments from man Given to woman Through the inspiration of I, Prince Buster One, Thou shall have no other man but me Two, Though shall not encourage no man to make love to you Neither kiss or caress you For I am your man, a very jealous man And is ready to lay low any other man who may intrude on our love Three, Remember to kiss and caress me Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy Seven days a week and twice on Sundays Because at no time will I ever be tired 0f I-T "it" Four, Honor my name, so that every other woman may honor it also Five, Thou shall not provoke me to anger Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily Commandment Six, Thou shall not search my pockets at night Or annoy me with your hearsays Commandment Seven, Thou shall not shout my name in the streets If I am walking with another woman But wait intelligently until I come home Then we can both have it out decently For I am your man, a funny man And detest a scandal in public places Commandment Eight, Thou shall not drink, or smoke Nor use profane language For those bad habits I will not stand for Nine, Thou shall not commit adultery For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder Ten, Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat Nor anything that's hers Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale In any stores, for I will not give thee anything But what you actually need for your purpose These are the ten commandments from man Given to woman By me, Prince Buster 0 funny, 0 helpful.

ARMacleod says on Nov 11, 2005, 08:52: That is really odd! Reading that first link, I have just seen every female that I have ever known pass before my very eyes. But nil desperandum, inter nos, it has always been so and always will be. My stated facts, although interesting at times, are generally irrevelant. The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum. 0 funny, 0 helpful.

kernow62 says on Nov 15, 2005, 04:11: A vienna sausage? 0 funny, 0 helpful.

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