Too good for his own good?

arthur brode says on May 26, 2006, 19:22:

justino you will be putting yourself in danger more with the women that will be fighting over you than the men.if i could sing and had the flowing blond hair,i would be doing the same thing!

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Rubiazo says on May 26, 2006, 20:24:

I'd say he should get his head examined for liking karaoke :P

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utopiacowboy says on May 26, 2006, 22:30:

Tell Matt McConaughey to stop screwing around down there and come home to Uvalde, Texas. His homies miss him.

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 26, 2006, 23:21:

I would say its Morphus since we havent heard from him for ... a while, but the description doesnt match......no mention of Travolta and Johnson..unless of course he is in stealth mode......=)


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 35 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 26, 2006, 23:22:

Continue doing it and then let us know what happens! Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 35 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 26, 2006, 23:59:

Or maybe we will just be reading about you! Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 35 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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MacGringo says on May 27, 2006, 06:36:

If you get too paranoid there,from your description, you'll get a job in an Ozzie soap opera no probs!
Do you look like an extra from a surf movie???

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justino says on May 27, 2006, 09:57:

:-) I'm not Morphus... but I am somewhat amorphous... like an amoeba...

I... ahem... my friend could possibly be in the market for sucking face on TV with hot australian chicks if such an opportunity presents itself.

Surf's up, dude! I'm gonna go wax my board now.

Justino

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BxUnika says on May 27, 2006, 11:23:

at OP That would be like Rubiazo, minus the keyboard and in Bogotá instead of Medellín, no? ; )

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morphus says on May 27, 2006, 11:49:

Ha Ha, is this you? The blue eyes alone is all you need in Colombia.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 27, 2006, 12:39:

OH MORPHUS FOR GOD SAKE, TAKE THAT PICTURE OFF, HE IS NO NO NO, It's that you? jejej

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 27, 2006, 12:43:

This is what we need



This is what we need to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just like the doctor recomended me :)


Mauricio Islas, now this is TOO GOOD FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!!!!!

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justino says on May 27, 2006, 13:01:

Okay, bright eyes.... Are we gonna have to get on the catwalk and duke it out Zoolander style? I am at least 10 times prettier.

But you should try this school I go to... here's what they told me:
"At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking."

I don't buy it.. but maybe it's worth a shot.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 27, 2006, 13:10:

You mean prettier than the Blonde guy? because my neighbor's cat is prettier than him. But if you mean you are prettier than Mauricio Islas?

Can exist prettier?

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justino says on May 27, 2006, 13:26:

Hmmmm... If you let us both loose in the jungle without a razor or tweezers, I'd definitely win because I bet Mauricio has a unibrow. Still, he's a good looking guy, I can't deny. I'm only 3 times prettier than him. The fake blonde guy (yeah, that's right, I see those roots), 10 times prettier, easy.

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arthur brode says on May 27, 2006, 13:45:

3 times prettier than mauricio!??! curiosity must be killing the kat

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caulfield2 says on May 27, 2006, 14:27:

Well, as Morphus says, if you have blue eyes, it does make you stand out. Opening your mouth and speaking heavily accented Spanish does the rest of the trick, usually.

If you´re a half-way decent looking guy, there are going to be plenty of issues deciding who likes you for you and who just wants to use you. Of course, there´s probably MORE issues if you are older and not so good looking, lol.

In all seriousness, are you actually saying women are going to be injured fighting over this person? I´m not sure I see the point here.

And that guy whose picture was posted looks like one of the stand-in actors cut from the new Miami Vice movie.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 27, 2006, 15:21:

Arthur, tell me about it..

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arthur brode says on May 27, 2006, 15:34:

KAT email me and i will tell you privately.
arthurbrode at aol.com

http://www.calirentals.net/

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 27, 2006, 16:01:

ok

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justino says on May 27, 2006, 16:24:

Huh? Arthur is gonna tell Kat what I look like?? Oh, man... my little charade is over. How do you have a pic of me, Arthur? Okay, I'm not as good looking as Mauricio... not even to me... but maybe somebody out there thinks I look better ;-). Thankfully, beauty is very subjective.

Does anybody remember the Miami Vice rap song back in the mid 80's? I haven't heard that in years... probably because it really sucked, but I think I still remember the words.

On another note I have found that a lot of people around Medellin have blueish or greenish eyes... especially out towards Peñol. My ex and all her family have blue and green eyes.

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utopiacowboy says on May 27, 2006, 16:29:

What is it about Colombia that attracts every gringo loser on the planet to go there imagining he is Brad Pitt? I always imagine that I'm George Clooney. I hear the Ethiopian chicks are hot - maybe you guys should go to Addis and check them out. They go nuts for a white boy.

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justino says on May 27, 2006, 16:42:

Hmmmm I find that I have the same thoughts, UC, when I see a seemingly nice, beautiful girl with a dopey looking guy with no charm, intelligence or personality. But really who are we to judge? There's a reason that those two are together. If the girl was drawn to him for money or security, then hell - they're really a good match for each other. Mutual users...

All the same when I hear someone talk about going to Colombia to get laid, I get sick in the stomache. But, then again the girls who would get involved with such a guy might have it coming - a shallow, mutual-using kind of relationship, that is.

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justino says on May 27, 2006, 16:58:

Mr. Clooney I'll have to go back into sincere mode now, as it just hit me that you guys don't know me like I know you (from frequent reading).... and I seem to be making the wrong impression with my tongue-in-cheek posts (which have brought about an association with the term "gringo loser" - one that I'd like to shed).

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utopiacowboy says on May 27, 2006, 18:31:

Don't worry about it, dude. Soy el rey de los perdedores.

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justino says on May 27, 2006, 18:54:

jejeje Ahora sí me siento mejor... oye, yo ni siquiera sabía que los perdedores tuvieran un rey! Muchas gracias a vuestra merced.

Soy... un perdedor... I'm a loser baby... so why don'tcha kill me...
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beck/loser_20015293.html

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utopiacowboy says on May 27, 2006, 19:31:

Realmente Monpirri diría que soy rey de los mongolicos. O su favorita palabra, marimonda.

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 27, 2006, 20:16:

"Pretty"???? Uuuummmmm.......... I dont know about you guys, but i am secure in who i am, but i dont think that i would feel comfortable in being called "Pretty"...just doesnt quite hit the right note with me!!! hahahahaha...


Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 34 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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kernow62 says on May 27, 2006, 21:16:

You're so pretty Miguel_Clavo. ja ja

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Rubiazo says on May 27, 2006, 21:46:

at Kat that guy looks like he's all seco and flaco. Why would you like a man YOU can probably kick the shit out of if you wanted to?

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Gomezman5 says on May 27, 2006, 21:46:

UC.....you might want to stop imagining George Clooney is a liberal democrat. Now can you see yourself as one of those lost and misguided soles??

As to the Brad Pitt thing.....I am anything but that. Short, slightly bald(ing) somewhat overweight and.....trust me. I'm not Brad Pitt. But I always tell my friends in Chicago, when I go to Colombia, the women flock to me like I'm,,,,guess who? Answer: Brad of course. So, that only proves one of two things. Either Colombian women as a whole have vision problems, or I am better looking than I have myself for.

Oh, I forgot, there is a third possibility, there eye site is so good, they have xray vision and they saw something in my wallet that said I'm from the US. oh well

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kernow62 says on May 27, 2006, 21:47:

And he's grabbing his package.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 28, 2006, 02:53:

Rubito, Flaco y seco? I think he is a GORGEOUS GUY!!!, I WANT HIM FOR CHRISTMAS!! kick him? no way!!!! that guy deserve just love...:).
I don't like George Clooney

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utopiacowboy says on May 28, 2006, 10:26:

I think Kat likes guys she can control.

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webmanco says on May 28, 2006, 11:00:

Kat1 Rubito for CHRISTMAS!!

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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Rubiazo says on May 28, 2006, 11:08:

BAH even with that bigass coat on he has no meat on his bones!
I don't understand why guys go for girls who are so skinny they look like AIDS victims either. Even Brad Pitt (who BTW I respect tremendously as an actor) generally looks like a good breeze will blow his skinny ass over!

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caulfield2 says on May 28, 2006, 11:16:

Okay, that´s about the most ill-informed comment I´ve seen on here. Because a girl is skinny (can you put your hand around her ankle?) she has HIV-AIDS?

Well, try going to Asia. Almost every woman there is skinny, and they can´t all have AIDS....Russia, Ukraine, Eastern Europe...same story. Maybe, just maybe, they eat a better diet, don´t have cars and spend more time walking than the sedentary US population.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 28, 2006, 11:25:

uhmm Webmanco I anot sure he uhmm Webmanco I am not sure Rubito is a nice guy but i do prefer my Mauricio, BTW I had to check how much meat there are under that coat, hard work I know but somebody have to do it.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 28, 2006, 12:45:

And what about Mario Cimarro, he is every girls dream too. WOOOOOOOOOW

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utopiacowboy says on May 28, 2006, 14:44:

I bet it was "hard" work.

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Rubiazo says on May 28, 2006, 17:01:

so silly... "I don't understand why guys go for girls who are so skinny they look like AIDS victims either." was exactly what I said.

I am not accusing them of having AIDS. I'm saying that they LOOK as if they had it. It's called a METAPHOR. I learned the meaning of that word in the fourth grade for Chrissakes!

Kat, at least that guy looks like a real man, with chest and shoulders on him! I would post photos of girls I like but the photos are all XXXXXXX and would probably get me banned from here. Somebody posted the twins from Rio once on here. I've seen them IRL and they are indeed fine :b.......................

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Colombiche says on May 28, 2006, 19:29:

... Short, slightly bald(ing) somewhat overweight and.....trust me. I'm not Brad Pitt -- Gomezman5

Sounds like we found the Colombian George Contanza.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 29, 2006, 06:00:

Rubito I don't need a man to pose in thongs, or without clothes to enjoy his beauty. Mauricio and mario are gorgeous with all that clothes on.

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