To all barranquilla bound gringos

elmodefoque says on Jul 3, 2007, 09:44:

sorry, picture came out too big, peter please help

I'll get there, when I get there!

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griffbos says on Jul 3, 2007, 09:46:

nice taxi you didn't post a number to call if we want to hire you , thou with the american flag on it it might become a target , oh does it have a/cfor when it gest hot there in Barranquilla

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elmodefoque says on Jul 3, 2007, 09:51:

target?? maybe in in the interior NOT in curramba. don't forget Barranquilla is PARACO territory.
I got over 800 songs of both american and latin music. this taxi is has a kick ass radio that's Ipod friendly
If you need to more info drop me a line at malpariohp at yahoo.com

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elmodefoque says on Jul 3, 2007, 09:59:

i'm also gonna be adding, british, australian, canadian, french, japan, german, sweden......all flags from first world countries, fok the third world. one third world flag (colombia) is more than enough.

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getting better says on Jul 3, 2007, 10:12:

How much would you charge from Barranquilla airport to Santa Marta or Taganga?

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RUV says on Jul 3, 2007, 10:19:

Who is doing the driving?

The burro.

You get that picture up yet?

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elmodefoque says on Jul 3, 2007, 10:23:

i think is 100 mil but would have to check with my nephew the driver/bodyguard.
suggestion, though outside barranquilla temperature might reach 100 degrees, in the taxi is freezing. wear a sweater.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 3, 2007, 10:28:

Taxi has very dark tinted windows for those seeking privacy. Sometimes guys have numerous girl friends in Barranquilla and with this taxi you could see out but jealous girlfriends can't see in, thus avoiding a vicious beating.

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Waterdawg says on Jul 3, 2007, 10:30:

" .. my nephew the driver/bodyguard... "

Now thats the kind of Taxi driver I like . lol .. How is your Nephew at English ?

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elmodefoque says on Jul 3, 2007, 10:41:

he sucks in english but his size is enough to keep crazy modefoques away. Rememer he's costeño not cachaco, we got some big modefoques here plus
he's a very smart caring kid.
claims to have a gigantic costeño size guacamaya for the ladies

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Waterdawg says on Jul 3, 2007, 10:52:

Sounds like a good kid ! ... I have been going balls to the walls trying to Jump Start my Leather Biz . Really tied up in Bogota 24 / 7 : and will be until September .. Would love to head to the coast for a week just to drink , chill and catch some rays .. Will touch base with ya before I slide over so you can hook me up !

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 3, 2007, 11:13:

Elmo, my theme song is "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks......i was never really into CW but the words fit me perfectly....Volver Volver by Vicente Fernandez is more my style..with shots od silver patron tequila (never Jose Cuervo!!!)....Home is where i place my ass and drink my Coronas....jajajajja....would love to down a few (many) cervezas with ya....first ones are on me!......next time in BQuilla will be about Sept-Oct of this year....when is your next trip?

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 3, 2007, 11:14:

shite......shots od silver patron-shots of silver patron

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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pedro (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 3, 2007, 13:59:

goin_south says on Jul 4, 2007, 00:34:

Hey Modefoqe... that photo almost gives BQ a clean look. It almost makes me want to make another trip. Hey, can I apply for another passport? and use whichever one I chose??? I noticed last week in Bogota, my gf looking closely at my passport, to see where I have been ! Like, what's up with that? Insecurity, or WTF? Solo curiosidad? si... jejejee..

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 8, 2007, 00:25:

I think something like this would be better for your taxi, Elmo...

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on Jul 9, 2007, 22:16:

that photo is about the MOST WORTHWHILE thing you've ever put on here, M_C.

(uuuuuh, doc! I think I owed you one after last night; I felt the gun pointing at me.... jejeje.... and started thinking about the 'dead duck' effect.) It's not winter just yet, but...I M goin_south.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 10, 2007, 00:15:

where you been hiding? that is the 2nd time i posted that photo....jajajja.......quit blinking, Daffy D!! jajajaj

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 10, 2007, 00:17:

hey, maybe someone can photoshop the taxi for Elmo with the idea of the above photo??? wouldnt that be hilarious??!!!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on Jul 10, 2007, 21:40:

No; Elmo would need/command... lol..... a UPS-sized truck.... MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE SHIT! But, you know,... those guys run with the door down, so...... you're gonna need some revisions!

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