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Time for a new reincarnation
I think it's time to retire the Utopiacowboy fictional persona that I've constructed here. He was made up of friends' experiences, some real life experiences and a lot of shit that I just made up. Thanks to everyone who contributed stories and ideas that I've used for the past few years. It's been great, it's been real (NOT!) but it hasn't been real great. I'll be back tommorow posting under a new nom de guerre and serving up more BS served hot and fresh. So for all those of you who have trouble distinquishing between the Internet and Reality, which appears to be most of you, buena suerte, pendejos.
By utopiacowboy on Apr 25, 2007, 20:35 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Deal_with_it says on Apr 25, 2007, 20:53: Watch out for that Tornado U.T.C. Did it hit the Casino in EaglePass ?.....
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Lisa Zee says on Apr 25, 2007, 21:45: cochino 666 YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH! BRAVO!!!!!!!!!
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arthur brode says on Apr 25, 2007, 21:45: jaja UTC,you going to be changing into your lesbian costume? http://www.calirentals.net/ 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 00:14: Damn, Cochino...thats a little harsh, dont you think?..... not exactly a ThermoNuclear Meltdown, like another poster, may he R.I.P....but lets hope UTC will be reincarnated as a kinder, gentler, more woman-friendly, and polite PBH gentleman....a lover not a fighter....=) "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Deal_with_it says on Apr 26, 2007, 00:24: I think, Mario and cochino666 Ate some bad Tacos..........
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 26, 2007, 03:21: UC Re-branded..:) COMING SOON!!
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Wastelandlive says on Apr 26, 2007, 04:14: This is called "Walking back the Dog"... ... in some circles. Wasteland 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Apr 26, 2007, 06:09: Kat, new everything except... the person posting is still the same, just a matter of time....Do we need to start a support group for PBHers who have nervous breakdowns? We could call it 'Poor But Confused'.
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Lisa Zee says on Apr 26, 2007, 09:38: Why bother? It will be the best if he disappears from the face of the earth!
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:00: A Moment of Silence, Please, For The Dearly Departed.. How did that Wizard of Oz song go about the Wicked Witch melting? sung by the munchkins was it? something like "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead, the witch is dead..." ....Sorry if my memory doesnt serve me well at the moment as i am not a real movie buff....=)..but someone should start a thread or a pool to see if anyone can guess the new screennames for both our esteemed Bogota brother and the Utopia brother. My sugggestions: "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:05: UTC es listo Smart guy...calls bullshit on us gringos...talks total shit...great guy.
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Lisa Zee says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:11: I like #5 and #7. Miguel you are too funny. ha, ha, ha.
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:18: Oh, i forgot one... "MeanPeopleAreKool"........you buy your Southwest tickets yet, LZ? "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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gringolondinense says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:28: lisa youre going to Elmo's house :-).
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:33: take a peak at the Bay Area MeetUp thread... Just my opinion... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lisa Zee says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:35: Yeah sure I am going with utc and Elmo! But "south West" only flays South West!
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:37: Wait! Dont tell me! UTC=Elmo=LZ??? tell me it isnt true! Just my opinion... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lisa Zee says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:37: Miguel I had a feeling You were talking about that. Thank you I`ll see, maybe I`ll drive on my way to Lake Tahoe.
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Lisa Zee says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:54: Miguel I have a great good bye song:
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oldbongo says on Apr 26, 2007, 11:17: marijuana por fumar.... goes the song...
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 11:33: I remeber that song..kinda makes me want to throw mi sombrero on the floor and dance around it!!! next song will be Vicente Fernandez and Volver, Volver! sung after numerous shots of teguilla, of course... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lisa Zee says on Apr 26, 2007, 14:17: ja,ja,ja LOL, LOL, LOL. Oh boy I am going to get it tonight, after all las cucarachas solo salen por la noche! LOL
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CanadaMan says on Apr 26, 2007, 14:52: UTC is a good guy Cochino666 and Lisa Zee get a life and don't take things so seriously. Formerly WidowerfromCanada...I am engaged to a wonderful Peruviana. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 15:17: How pathetic! UCLown has to post in his own departure thread under different screennames in his defense..... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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billyb says on Apr 26, 2007, 19:24: Sure sounds like UC.... came back as Cochinito....The thing is UC, you try too hard to be cynical. It's only funny if it comes naturaly.
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 20:44: I told you, billyb, its the Pedo Principle....now he is hiding behind another screenname...what a sissy...probably like that in real life too...i bet he is married to a fat ugly mexican wetback whore.....whatever you say, UClownnnnnnnnnnn......... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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webmanco says on Apr 26, 2007, 20:49: ...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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