Three wise men

de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 09:23:

chorizo I think Jesus could have been born in Colombia since the Magi were not locals.

=)

I'd like to know whether in Colombia you have the same ring-shaped cake Rosca de Reyes, that contains figurines of the Baby Jesus. Cause whoever gets a figurine is supposed to buy tamales for the Candelaria feast on February the second.

I was wondering if that is a tradition in Colombia because I'd like to send some presents for this matter.

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 09:30:

hahahahahahaha chorizo if that is the case what would be your presents brought to Baby Jesus then?

Well, I don't know about the virgin...

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 09:40:

hahahahahaha evil chorizo!

Would you do that to a new-born baby?

So no myrrh, no gold nor frankincense but an eviction notice?

hahahahahahaha you are so mean!

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 09:43:

ok so let's wait and see what they would bring to Jesus...

=)

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 5, 2008, 10:08:

"im not sure ,but i do know why jesus was not born in colombia.

they could not find 3 wise men or a virgin."


A LA GENTE LE ENCANTA ABRIR SU BOCA Y HABLAR MIERDA PARA DAR TEMA. Pero parece un burro hablando de orejas. Porque el mismo ladron juzga por su condicion.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 5, 2008, 10:27:

chorizo 100% colombiano papa. siga con ese español y en vez de chorizo lo volvemos morcilla.

listo no pense que era chiste. crei que insinuabas mas tonterias de mi gente como muchos hacen por aca.

thanks for the clarification

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 10:34:

sorry chorizo "bien honesto lo que dijo fue méxico" I don't get it....

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 5, 2008, 10:41:

oh ok got it lol no problem.

my apologies for overreacting. its that ive seen people taking some really stupid shots at my colombian women all day today. meanwhile its a bunch of retards who fall in love after a tap kiss and shit.

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 10:43:

oh I got it! and yes mexicans are ironic... and actually I was going to say "well, if colombians do not have that tradition, how come they make up a joke like that"

But if coming from Mexico, now I understand... cause in Mexico such jokes are said very often in January...

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 10:57:

"lost her to cancer here last year" sorry to hear that chorizo, and I agree with you... "you can buy women (or whoever) all over the world "

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 11:10:

yeah I think some people are pretty unfair making deductions like "ALL colombians are this or that"

Sorry, I am not a man but I don't understand why people go to latinamerica with their bucks in their hand trying to buy a wife and then say that they are interesadas...

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de pronto says on Jan 5, 2008, 11:16:

oh don't worry chorizo, I am a girl but I don't get scared for the use of some words...it's ok....

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houstongal says on Jan 5, 2008, 13:01:

Hi de pronto! Nice to see you back on PBH. Did you see that Gabo also made an appearance today?

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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gabolicious says on Jan 5, 2008, 13:58:

no my dear de pronto, that is not very common in Colombia but in Mexico it does (as you know)

Elección no canonización....

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webmanco says on Jan 5, 2008, 17:35:

Chorizo, I am glad you got good sense of humor, I too thought it was a little offensive, but you are right, we "Colombians" like to make jokes out everything, I bet the joke was taken from "Sábados Felices" the best humor progran in Colombia. MitchAlvarez thanks for jumping in defense of Colombia.

Pronto, nice to see the pic from Zipaquira.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 6, 2008, 12:46:

depront vea pues le cuento un chiste mas o menos chistoso. si tenes uno mejor tiramelo pues.



Una mujer preocupada acude al médico, porque cuando se desnuda se le ponen los pezones rígidos.

__Vamos a ver, desnúdese, le solicita el doctor.

La mujer se desnuda y, al quitarse el sujetador, se le ponen los pechos duros y erectos apuntando hacia arriba.

__¡No puede ser! -- Hágalo otra vez, le ordena el médico.

La mujer repite la operación con idéntico resultado y, viendo la cara de asombro del facultativo, pregunta: __¿Es grave, doctor?...

El médico mostrándole el pene totalmente erecto le responde:

__¡Grave no sé, pero contagioso si

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 6, 2008, 12:59:

where did you find this? no idea man

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 6, 2008, 13:32:

NO, in Colombia we don't send letters to the 3 wise men.

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