the wife from hell....

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it
on
cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife
smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector
went
off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn
it,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah,
well,
you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so
that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now,
dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never
wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns
to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks
over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this
way,
Ma'am?"

I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."

By oldbongo on Jan 21, 2005, 21:56 in Friendly Talkzone.

oldbongo says on Jan 21, 2005, 22:07:

i can't... your tongue is in it.

Dan says on Jan 22, 2005, 15:49:

I thought this was pretty funny

God Bless America!

oldbongo says on Jan 22, 2005, 15:52:

which one??? the long post, or the short one?

isaactraveler says on Jan 22, 2005, 15:53:

hehehe funny I wont be telling Angelica this one.