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The US State Mottos

1)Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi

2)Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

3)Arizona: Dehyd-rific!

4)Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

5)California: Se Habla Ingles

6)Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

7)Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

8)Florida: The Gunshine State

9)Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

10)Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

11)Idaho: Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis

12)Illinois: Gateway to Iowa

13)Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

14)Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk

15)Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

16)Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names

17)Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

18)Maine: For Sale

19)Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

20)Massachusetts: The Sue Me State

21)Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

22)Minnesota: Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds

23)Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

24)Missouri: You're Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

25)Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else

26)Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

27)Nevada: Whores and Poker!

28)New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

29)New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

30)New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

31)New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

32)North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

33)North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!

34)Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

35)Oklahoma: Like the Play Only No Singing

36)Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner

37)Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

38)Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

39)South Carolina: Incest is Best

40)South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

41)Tennessee: The Educashun State

42)Texas: Don't Mess with Texas -- We're Armed

43)Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

44)Vermont: Yep

45)Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

46)Washington: Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp

47)Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

48)West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!

49)Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

50)Wyoming: Wynot?

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By kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) on Feb 7, 2005, 11:58 in Friendly Talkzone.

toneloc24 says on Feb 7, 2005, 13:26:

Hey-

I live in GA. And.....damn it, if you aren't right.

In this backwoods-ass, hyper-Christian state (probably over 50,000 churches...in Atlanta), you can't even buy a beer on Sunday!!!!!

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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miamimike says on Feb 7, 2005, 13:42:

Taxxachusetts Common name Bostonians refer to their state as-land of taxes.

Avatar Legend: Bush "If any of you Reporters are wondering, it was a Size 10"

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muchocafe says on Feb 8, 2005, 20:35:

Only a grino would understand You hit the USA right on the spot
Too bad it doesn't translate well in spanish
Ja Ja Ja
muchocafe

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kikolina0920 says on Feb 9, 2005, 11:20:

New Jersey How about New Jersey: The GarBAGE State (instead of the Garden State)?

Hey, I thought it was cute....:-)

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Hawaii-73 says on Mar 9, 2005, 17:52:

Where's Delaware?

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 9, 2005, 18:00:

They dropped Delaware in favor of Washington, DC. I guess they couldn't think of anything amusing to say about Delaware. Or maybe they didn't think it was really a state but just a front for Dupont.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Hawaii-73 says on Mar 9, 2005, 18:09:

Maybe Dela-Where? :)

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