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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 09:41:

how can you sell everything, move to another country to marry a gal you've never met?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 09:47:

crazy!!!!
how old is he?

engage brain before opening mouth

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 09:52:

I have sympathy for the people that took their time, planned together and things didn't work out, but for this knucklehead that never even met the woman in person? Nyet!

Kat - The $1500 a month sounds like a social security payment, so I'd guess the guy is 62 years old, minimum.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 09:55:

Kat - The $1500 a month sounds like a social security payment, so I'd guess the guy is 62 years old, minimum.

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 09:56:

i've never met him but i believe he said he was in his late fifties. what i'm finding is that a lot of guys are much older than what they say they are.

i had a strange case last week; a colombian lady friend of mine asked me to check out an american, and i did, on www.intelius.com , and he said he was 62, but in reality he is 57. he had two identities. when he was confronted with all the info i was able to dig up, like 7 children, 3 marriages, that he was concealing; he decided not to come to colombia.

people wonder why i'm marrying an older colombian woman; well, ...this is why!!!!!!!

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:18:

Note to self: Never bring a cat on a first date.

Note to self: Never sell all and move to foreign country with cat based on webcam flirtation.

Ah, those should be easy rules to follow.

What a dipshit!

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msaucey says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:20:

Wow.... I had a friend that did something similar.... But, she didn't have any possessions to sell.... she fell in love over the phone, hoped on a plane from L.A. to Miami.... realized she wasn't in love.... realized had no money... took greyhound back.... at least it was still within the continental U.S..... Did I say wow....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:28:

Mr H------that must have been a site to see when he showed up at the airport with the cat. I wish I was there and had a movie camera .

PBH should be mandatory reading before entering Colombia. All these people we skewer over the coals because of this and sending money to novias really deserve it.

Many of us here are being very helpful to a lot of people about to do stupid things.

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poco says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:29:

Quote: how can you sell everything, move to another country to marry a gal you've never met?

Ambulatory brain death.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:31:

maybe she didn't like the cat...

engage brain before opening mouth

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robi666 says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:31:

Nooo, brujería... cuidado.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:35:

I think we should forget about webcams, next time video links.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:36:

I feel sorry for the old dude. My heart is bleeding.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:37:

This is too fast, I'm getting dizzy.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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RAAAY says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:37:

..........fk..........I don't know.................imagine bringing (a) pussy with you to Colombia.......

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:39:

Desi, the main problem is that they want me to talk to him to figure out what to do. I don't even want to meet him and I'm stuck here in Los Angeles for quite sometime anyway.

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 12, 2007, 10:40:

As dumb as it appears the guy is, I can't help but feel bad for him too. He must be incredibly lonely, to the point where he would put aside rational thought and logic, and act on impulse like a teenager.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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toneloc24 says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:01:

Some people just deserve their own fate. More money than brains.

What guys do for Colombian chucha....LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:07:

Yeah, maybe we need to update the Percy Sledge classic and give it a Colombian twist. "Selling your home" sure beats "sleeping out in the rain."

===================

When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman.....

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:11:

I can't help it, but I feel compassion for these poor, unhappy, no-clue older men who in their search for marital bliss take such apalling chances with virtual strangers. Not everybody can be smart like us:). I have a soft spot in my heart for these misguided older men in their desperate search for the happiness that their own society has denied them,.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:14:

"I have a soft spot in my heart for these misguided older men in their desperate search for the happiness that their own society has denied them,."


How has society denied them happiness ?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:23:

Elementary, my dear Watson.
People do not sell all their property and travel to an unfamiliar country looking for happiness if they can find it right amidst their own people, in their own community, on their own language. Why should they?

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Lily03 says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:23:

Geez..this actually happens more often than not. That's crazy!
Poor guy, but then again you never know, maybe he was also married for more than 3 times and has kids, plus a CAT??

Agree PBH should be mandatory before getting on a plane and coming to live with a Colombian girlfriend.

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wcarmack says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:23:

This is sad. Very sad. Hard to comprehend.

Someone needs to reach out to this guy to give him a reference point or something.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:29:

"I have a soft spot in my heart for these misguided older men in their desperate search for the happiness that their own society has denied them,."

Tell you what, Desi, I'll buy the guy a plane ticket to Sweden tomorrow if you'll marry him and take care of him.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:30:

forget marriage, just let him live in your house for a year, with the cat, too.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:32:

I don't like cats.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:33:

There's no soft spot for cats in my heart

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:34:

"People do not sell all their property and travel to an unfamiliar country looking for happiness if they can find it right amidst their own people, in their own community, on their own language. Why should they?"


Just like all they old guys that go down there he's just looking for sex . The only thing "their"
community has denied them is young 18 year olds ........lol

I don't feel sorry for him

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:35:

well soon he will lose weight in Colombia, the baldness will become more attractive, he will look young for his age, and he will have plenty of very eager colombianitas behind him, maybe he needs to talk to tom tom

engage brain before opening mouth

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:37:

From what I hear from my mother-in-law, any old man who can still get it up has dozens of suitors his own age in any retirement community in America. Once the women start outliving the men, the catfighting begins in earnest.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:38:

So, older, balding, unhappy gringos actually sell their houses and end up in Bogotá looking for SEX? That's even more pathetic. That's worse than slavery.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:44:

"Half of them post on here"

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now.

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Saltador says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:45:

All,
There is some serious conclusion jumping going on here. We only have one side of the story, and from the looks of it something could easily be lost in that translation.
I'd really be curious to hear his side.
I also disagree with the first post. You say "it's the same old story".
Doesn't sound like any kind of story I've heard before...

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:46:

No really? I'm surprised....

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:47:

There's probably a special section in US Embassy for dealing with geezer strandings like this.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:48:

LOL MR Hollywood

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:50:

Hmmm....perhaps there's something I COULD do for them....open up a Desi's B&B in Bogotá with a special rates for gringo losers stranded there ..NO CATS, however.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 12, 2007, 12:59:

I don't know about women but the desire for men to have sex with women never ends, men make fools of themselves tryng to get some, also there are gold digging women at all types of different levels.In Laitn America it's for a green card in the U.S, it's for the millionaires.

Do you think Donald Trump would have gotten that hot German model if he was a shoe salesman ?

Do you think Tiger Woods would have gotten that hot blonde model if he worked at the post office .

I could go on and on and on

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:01:

LOL Desi that was funny, no cat allowed, maybe he can send the cat to Lauthra. she will look after him very well.

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scotty says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:04:

sounds like a LOSE LOSE situation

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:06:

My first self help video: "Lonely Geezers, Get a Clue!"

Followed closely into the market by: "Just because Viagra makes you hard doesn't mean it makes you attractive!"

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:13:

Yes, dear, men have always made themselves vulnerable for manipulation, no matter how much or how little money they have. It's just a matter of perspective.

Kat, great idea. Lauthra can open a cat hotel for all the stranded cats the gringos bring to Colombia. It's win/win situation.
(As in every lose/lose situtation, there's always the win/win situation counterbalancing it. The important thing is to find the winning angle. To ride the cow.)

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:17:

"Yes, dear, men have always made themselves vulnerable for manipulation, no matter how much or how little money they have. It's just a matter of perspective."


you mean "A LOT" of men cause I sure don't fall into that category,

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:23:

Kat- he can lose weight, maybe look attractive being bald........but what does he do for his ugliness?

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:24:

saltador-----i see nothing but gringos coming to colombia and failing at love; probably 4 stories like this in the past summer.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:25:

ah he can't be that bad. cada tiesto tiene su arepa.

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:27:

saltador--not all men coming to colombia are cool and charming like us pbh guys! :)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:27:

Ugliness is not that bad...el hombre es como el oso, entre mas feo mas sabroso

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:28:

You don't? Then you're a rare breed indeed:)

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:29:

who said beauty is skin deep....but ugliness is to the bone.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:35:

I think he needs training! GUYS!!!

Morphus, Elmo, tom tom anyone there?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:37:

I think he should meet Elmo, a day with him and that cat will be history. uhmm Unless Elmo is into cats too :(( I mean he didn't have much luck with burras

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:37:

i always said it was the 'whole package' women desire and need. it's a good thing donald trump has all that money because with a haircut like that and maybe an occupation as a welder, he'd be like the guy in the op.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:39:

and those rosy shiny cheeks eowwwwwwwwwwww

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:41:

the guy in the op has no game! instead of her meeting him at eldorado airport, he should have taken a cab, spruced up a little bit in the apartment we found for him, lose the cat, meet her in the pink zone,etc., and maybe he would have had a chance.

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gringoloid says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:43:

i think morph, elmo, and tomtom would think this guy was a sorry assed loser. just guessing though.

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msaucey says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:45:

GL... Maybe you should just tell him to live and adapt to Colombia... He can rent a place between $300 - $400 a month.... and have enough money to live off of modestly.... and maybe he'll stumble upon someone that will eventually love him for who he is.... and I hate to promote this type of stuff, if he needs some needs relieved he can find a w-house... just tell him to relax and to try and enjoy his new life in Colombia since he is S.O.L.

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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billyb says on Oct 12, 2007, 13:55:

GL, wasn't that Fred Sanford who said that about ugly being to the bone :))

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 14:11:

We don't know if it was a "cute little kitten". It could've been a nasty, old, ugly loser of a tomcat.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 12, 2007, 14:42:

WOW MARIA !!

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 14:51:

How do you feel about lonely old men with cats, corazon?

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msaucey says on Oct 12, 2007, 14:52:

Maria.... I think you're going to be quite popular on PBH..... So, just thought I'd forwarn you.... Welcome aboard!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Waterdawg says on Oct 12, 2007, 14:56:

Wow , I didn't know the vast majority of posters on the board are 20/30 something Movie Stars & Starlets ! .. As a fifty something Biz owner, Gringo , living in Bogota ; I can report there are several 35 + Young lady's in and around Bogota who appreciate the company of a well spoken , cultured , mature man .

Now the fact that numb nuts would be so dumb as to pack it all in for a webcam says it all ... Might I say that that the young lady needs to carry here share of the blame too ..

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LA_MONA says on Oct 12, 2007, 14:58:

AND THE MESSAGE IS NOT GETTING THROUGH....
LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:01:

Girls named Maria always are.

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LA_MONA says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:07:

Oh please...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:10:

lol

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Lisa Zee says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:11:

Querida Maria: are you familiar with the word "TROLL"

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:13:

Desi: " there's a lot of girls that sign up at marriage agencies wishing to meet a gringo...."
Desi's friend, let's call her Maria: "I' did that too because my friend Josefa took me there...she had already met her gringo and was relocating to Boondocks, Iowa."
Desi: "So, what happened, did you meet any gringos?"
Maria; " They called me from the agency and said there were a couple of gringos interested in meeting me"
Desi: "Did you meet them? What happened"
Maria; "No, Desi, I saw their pictures. I didn't want to meet them. I told the agency people to forget it."

(This is an authentic conversation between myself and a friend of mine, a Caleña whose name is not really María, I just chose it because it's so common.)

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Lisa Zee says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:16:

Go ahead guys.... explain. LOL

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LA_MONA says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:17:

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Lisa Zee says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:24:

Yes Maria, you should be joining a beauty contest instead,

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LA_MONA says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:25:

You would win hands down.

Hey guys but what if Maria is genuine?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:26:

Mi amor, I've already sold the house and the RV. I'm stuffing the cat in the travel crate already. Can you pick me up at El Dorado tomorrow?

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LA_MONA says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:27:

Jajaja Mr H omg I've just noticed your avatar, niiiice.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:31:

I'll be the guy with the PEZ dispenser full of viagra and the yowling cat.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 12, 2007, 15:33:

LOL Liza.

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static says on Oct 12, 2007, 16:01:

Speaking only for myself:

After 50, it ain't so much about getting laid as it is when you're younger. It's more about being lonely.
Not all of us old guys want some 20-something chickie. Who needs all the trouble?

OK, so the guy was/is a doofus, but the empathy obvious lacking here is sad, almost as sad as the situation itself.

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RAAAY says on Oct 12, 2007, 16:20:

I don't know why people think he deserves our sympathy....................what can be so bad........the guy has sold up......has a pile of cash.......getting a little extra every month..........he's in Colombia.......and has a pussy........................( cat, that is )

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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Lisa Zee says on Oct 12, 2007, 16:29:

How do we know everything we read in PBH is true???

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Colombiche says on Oct 12, 2007, 16:33:

It's not. We also have a few trolls around us who are posing as "other people" .. or so my x-ray vision tells me..... snore....

These guys never give up!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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eywed says on Oct 12, 2007, 17:13:

I got some land here in Florida I could sell the guy seeing how his cash is liquid right now I see no reason to mention it's a little swampy. I'm sorry , but I do not feel bad for this guy. If it's too good to be true well it probally is. Not to say he can't meet a nice girl and live happily ever after but the odds are aginst that.
As far as someone saying this type of thing is coming to an end (50 year old gringo man with 20 something colombian girl) I got a little news for ya. As long as colombia has the number of Girls living in poverty the way it does the sistution will go on and on and on.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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Morrongo says on Oct 12, 2007, 17:51:

So whats the big deal! he has a opportunity to start a fresh adventure with his life...oh some seem to be very hostile towards pussy cats..as Freud said ,open hostility towards cats showns deep rooted emocional stress caused by a lack of sexual activity.

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pedro says on Oct 12, 2007, 20:08:

LOL Hollywood. You're in very good form today!

que nota!

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miamimike says on Oct 12, 2007, 21:11:

Words of relationship Advice from the Dominican Website, True in the DR, True in Colombia...DR1.com:

http://www.dr1.com/forums/sankie-101/22744-articles-threads-about-sank...

From above and just as applicable in dealing with Internet/Marriage Agency Women:



Quote:
Hillbilly's Three Golden Rules for getting serious with a Resort worker or any other Dominican for that matter:

1) He has a bank account equal to your own-in pesos, not dollars or pounds (You have 100 pounds, he has 100 pesos, that's all.). He has a Credit Card and can write a cheque.
2) He has a Visa to travel to the US or Canada
3) He is educated to the equivalent of your own level: High School, Tech School whatever.....
If there is a "no" to any one of these, then essentially you are wasting your time

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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goin_south says on Oct 12, 2007, 22:04:

Did someone say: " Welcome ABROAD?"

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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goin_south says on Oct 12, 2007, 22:08:

It's good (and, it's easy) to have many novias,
todos llama Maria,
en mismo tiempo.
Por Que?

Well, if you happen to send the wrong letter to the wrong girl...
she still thinks it's for her...
although, she's in a bit of state of confusion....
but, not enough for causing problems.... jajjajaaaa.....
true story....

........"Memoires de Mis Tres Marias".....by Goin_South Marquez

Mucho disfruta!

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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john_stark says on Oct 12, 2007, 22:37:

Santa Maria! I would worship you mi diosa.

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ChristopherZZ says on Oct 13, 2007, 19:03:

This guy sounds like a potato head.

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la campiña says on Oct 13, 2007, 19:15:

this message is getting through, realllllllllllllllllllllly

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RJQuilla says on Oct 13, 2007, 19:41:

Poor Old Pops looking for Colombiana amor.

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goin_south says on Oct 13, 2007, 23:35:

"""what i'm finding is that a lot of guys are much older than what they say they are."""""

I swear, I'm only 69!

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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gringoloid says on Oct 14, 2007, 19:08:

alright, this email just came in; it seems the lady is beginning to like the guy in the op.

do you experts put any faith into this relation?

" The manof Massachusets is in the big one. But he´s leaving next thrusday. The american is doing well with the lady. Now she starts to love him. Tomorrow the two are coming to take breakfast at home.I´ll see what´s happening. Dan says he want´s to married this lady as soon as posible. Hope she says yes. "

i guess he sort of grew on her; women do seem to accept trade offs.

i still......DUNNO!

i give this relation two thumbs down.

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goin_south says on Oct 14, 2007, 20:44:

gringoloid... ... ... ...
thinking you are couzin to pow wow... .. .. ...
a new era in pbh...
mullin over relationships in the third person???
no...

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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christobeldawg says on Oct 14, 2007, 20:51:

I know several American guy-Colombian gal marriages that seem to be working well. Gotta be very careful with a relationship with the girl next door as well. Of course people should pay attention to red flags, or else. What's the big deal? People either exercise due diligence or they don't.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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gringolondinense says on Oct 15, 2007, 05:41:

"The cat is pretty but he shoudn´t bring that cat" LOL!!
God that guy had it all planned out thats for sure!!!!

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kalder says on Oct 15, 2007, 05:53:

I agree with the gentler voices: Desi, Robert et al. Who knows what issues in the poor guy's life lead him to such self-destructive behaviour.

There but for the Grace of God.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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john_stark says on Oct 15, 2007, 05:59:

Morphus is right. People always ask me why I am with Monica Bellucci. After all she's 43 years old and she's definitely not a virgin. I tell them that she's hotter than chicks twenty 20 years younger and it takes a real man to satisfy her.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 15, 2007, 06:32:

About 5 years ago, my nephew hooked me up with this broad, twenty years younger than me in a blind date type chit.
That b—ch nearly had a heart attack when she saw me; she was shocked that I was so fokin old and I was shocked that she was so fokin ugly.
I told my nephew “here, give that ugly b—ch 500 pesos for a bus ride back to Robolo, hey, I know I’m old but she’s too damn ugly for me, no way I’m gonna be seeing in public with her her!!‿.
The moral of the story. My gringo brothers always remember, you have a lot more to offer than they do.
That poor old fat and ugly gringo schmuck should stay in Colombia and work on his self esteem, sooner or later he will score. 1500 dollars a month is a lotta fokin money in colombia.
Listen, I have no girlfriends in Colombia, but when I do decide to get one she’s gotta be real hot, cus I’m the one with dollars in my pocket not her, in other words I got more to put on the table than she does, let her beg for it.
Thank you

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 15, 2007, 07:03:

To that fat, old, ugly bald gringo.
I saw this guy in el barrio santuario, south Barranquilla, not only fat, old, bald, but short too and to make it even worst, from Spain, with a hot young broad. She used to sell bread door to door until she knocked on his door.
she don’t be selling bread no more, now she’s married to that old Spanish smelly modefoque, 35 years older than her and I’m sure he’s not getting no 1500 dollars a month from uncle Sam.
How much do retirees get in Spain, may 250 bucks a month??

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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eywed says on Oct 15, 2007, 10:48:

Money = Chicas, in Colombia(and many other countrys as well). You all can beat a dead horse all you want and say it a thousand diffrent ways but thats what it boils down too. Money is good!!!!! These young Chicas in Colombia should find and marry the oldest, fattest guy with money they can find. The older and fatter the closer they are to death and then if the Chica is smart the big pay day. Stupid is good also so the chica can run around on the old dude till he dies.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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poco says on Oct 15, 2007, 14:32:

Quote: How much do retirees get in Spain, may 250 bucks a month??

That would be interesting to find out. There aren't any English speaking people where I live but there are a couple of Spainards. I'm not sure how much they have but one for sure sold his business, left his wife and moved to Colombia.

I thought the Spainards were no dummies when I first came to Colombian. Ha, no woman was doing anything these guys didn't consider. Not one mention that they were stupid or gullible etc.

Now, things are different. I can only assume the availability of the internet has made this possible. There are several cases where money, gifts, etc. was sent. This is NOT small change. Enough to buy a little house or open a business.

This bright side of this is they furnished a ""leg up"", not sure, haven't seen web cam action.

One women lost some weight and looks pretty good.


Maybe I'll remember to ask the age.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

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