The making of a Colombian USA raised modefoque

elmodefoque says on Dec 18, 2007, 08:35:

thank you!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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El Polo says on Dec 18, 2007, 09:22:

Nice thread title Elmo. LOL

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Tomacoma says on Dec 18, 2007, 13:58:

Okay, you got my attention...

I'am livin' easy, eatin' poke chops greasy! "Reality is overated."

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Robert Jorge says on Dec 18, 2007, 17:26:

Who are those guys? Cheech Marin and Laura Ingles at age 63? Just joking. I am interested too.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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Terry2 says on Dec 18, 2007, 17:29:

Shit Elmo... I was an old drunk in Barranquilla last week.... so I got ya beat!

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john_stark says on Dec 18, 2007, 17:37:

Geez, nobody knows who these guys are?

Russell Means and Dennis Banks. They made the ancestors proud.

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slguy says on Dec 18, 2007, 17:39:

You guys oughta do some research on Means and Banks. Coupla interesting characters.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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scotty says on Dec 18, 2007, 21:37:

A) What the fok has this got to do with Colombia?
B) I recommend that elmo get counseling to heal himself of his obvious racism and deep anger

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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goin_south says on Dec 18, 2007, 22:38:

chief ruffled feathers....

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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seabass says on Dec 19, 2007, 07:32:

What about that modefoque in the anti-littering commercial from the 70's...you know the one with a tear running down his face? Turns out he wasn't even a real injun...he was italian.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Dec 19, 2007, 07:35:

"!B) I recommend that elmo get counseling to heal himself of his obvious racism and deep anger" (scotty)

As much as I love Elmo I would have to agree with scotty. Also, ALL Elmo's posts are about HIMSELF.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Albatross says on Dec 19, 2007, 07:51:

Well... PBH is alot cheaper than counseling... you guys know what a shrink in New York costs these days $$$.

Elmo, forget counseling, your "racism" and "anger"... just get down to Colombia and find a Chica to play with.

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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scotty says on Dec 19, 2007, 11:53:

Desi is right, almost every post elmo makes seems to have one of the following themes
1. its about him
2. its about the poor injuns
3. its about the evil white man

rarely does he post about Colombia or Colombia related subject. I must admit that i enjoy reading some of his posts because they have some flare and comedy to them, however, sometimes it just gets old hearing the same three themes all the time.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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Robert Jorge says on Dec 19, 2007, 12:17:

I thought the number one theme to Elmo's posts was chucha. That trumps everything else, but is often tied into the other three.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Dec 19, 2007, 12:28:

No, it's the lack of the rat-like, smelly animal in HIS life. Elmo does not even like women, he much prefers the company of men, to tell his outrageous stories, make them laugh, make them want to hear more. I feel sorry for every aging man who has not learned that women can be also FRIENDS.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Colombiche says on Dec 19, 2007, 12:32:

Elmo's Top 10 Repertoire:

1. Chucha (lack of) / burra love (a tie for #1 spot)
2. Colombian women's love of gringos and crumpet eating brits
3. Colombian racism toward injuns and negros resentios /his days as an injun stud in NYC (a tie for #3)
4. Shaving his asshairs in front of a mirror and dingleberries
5. Pooping / NYC being the greatest city on earth
6. Diomedez Diaz / Mexican illegals and his love of Mexico (this is a tie)
7. Cachacos suck cuz they are pretentious and insignificant third world modefoks
8. Feeding pigeons in central park
9. Impregnating the ladies at PBH
10. Fishing and his fishing buddies, the lonely gringo and the scumbag puertorican

Thank you!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Dec 19, 2007, 12:39:

LOL....

Nice list.... It does seem that you've capture everything Elmo has ever posted in 10 simple lines vs. the 1000 threads in the combined posts...

Scotty, Elmo has been in therapy... For a long, long, long time... You can sometimes tell, when he's gone to the shrink or not, based on the post...

Why, I know this, I'm not really sure...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Dec 19, 2007, 12:47:

I'm really elmo's shrink, I pose as a paisa woman here on pbh, just trying to keep a close eye on my patient.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Dec 19, 2007, 12:48:

I'm thinking of putting him on prozac or cipralex but his potency might be affected.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Dec 19, 2007, 12:52:

That would explain a lot of confusion that he sometimes suffers....

Just like the good women you are, you're just messing with his head even more.....

Sometimes he'll come back and be like... My shrink told me this..... or Before I go to my shrink....

Great master plan, mess with Elmo's mind... Like he needs help in that arena....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Dec 19, 2007, 13:01:

You can't imagine the things he tells me when he is in a hypnotic state...

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Dec 19, 2007, 13:11:

*Biche, does it make any difference? (Meaning that the drugs may affect his potency) It might be a blessing since he isn't getting any anyway.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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msaucey says on Dec 19, 2007, 14:23:

LOL...

Desi, imagine how that threat would go for Elmo....

"My viagra isn't working because of the freakin prosac - Elmo can't buy chucha!" followed by his customary - Thank You.

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Tomacoma says on Dec 19, 2007, 14:32:

JaJajajajjajajajajajja!

I'am livin' easy, eatin' poke chops greasy! "Reality is overated."

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Tomacoma says on Dec 19, 2007, 14:33:

Thanks, that was to good....

I'am livin' easy, eatin' poke chops greasy! "Reality is overated."

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Colombiche says on Dec 19, 2007, 14:40:

It'll go something like this.......

"so there I was, 3 am in curramba hotelroom with a succulent injun hooker straight from la guajira. She was caressing me and whispering in my ear, looking at me with those sexual injun eyes.... Back in my NYC injun stud days I would have levantala a punta e' m0nD at and even taken it up the wazÖÖ from her, but there I was, totally unable to get a sti££ÿ, la maldita m0nD at muerta. So I run to my cabinet, pop 3 little purple pills that my gringo buddy gave me, but my maldita m0nD at was still limp. It must be the prozac my maldita cachaca shrink gave me, ahora soy un maldito viejo peao que no sirve pa na, ni pa compra chÛchÅ. I am going to go to a bar and get pissed drunk and then shave my j0p0 and cut off my m0nD at ...."

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Dec 19, 2007, 14:41:

Oh oh, don't know what got into me, now Desi is going to slap my wrist for writing the above post lol... but hey, I'm impersonating elmo....how can I do that and remain clean?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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goin_south says on Dec 19, 2007, 15:39:

"Desi Delete"...Erases Colombiche.
.. oh-oh!

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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john_stark says on Dec 19, 2007, 15:47:

Not only Elmo's top 10 but also PBH's top ten as well. I think all the threads should be started by him.

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msaucey says on Dec 19, 2007, 16:06:

Colombiche....
LMFAO..... That was toooooooo funny, it's like you got into his mind.... That's kind of scary, but on the funny side...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Dec 19, 2007, 16:08:

Sorry, I went our for a late lunch with my coworkers and had some hot sake, I'm still buzzing. I might be profoundly ashamed when I'm 100% sober. Sorry auntie Desi I swear I am not drinking on the job!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Dec 19, 2007, 16:20:

I think that with Elmo retiring and as he plans to completely abandon PBH... You need to start off an Elmo post at least once a week...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Dec 19, 2007, 16:21:

Sake Bomb!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Tomacoma says on Dec 19, 2007, 16:40:

no nos abandonar elmo....cada semana por favor

I'am livin' easy, eatin' poke chops greasy! "Reality is overated."

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morphus says on Dec 19, 2007, 16:45:

" I feel sorry for every aging man who has not learned that women can be also FRIENDS"

Not on PBH. I tried on many occasions to make friends with the women on here. Cerealkiller dissed me in Bogota. Bxunika never showed up to our meetings here in New York. Puddin never got back to me about meeting in Queens for some ceviche. Kat1 came to New York and did'nt give me a call. There was also a girl adopted out of Colombia. She lived lived here in NYC. We talked over the phone a few times. I was trying to help her find her birth mother in Colombia. That fizzled out too.

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Tomacoma says on Dec 19, 2007, 16:59:

What does that say about the women on here? Not tryin to dis or maybe you just scared them off Morphus...

I'am livin' easy, eatin' poke chops greasy! "Reality is overated."

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morphus says on Dec 19, 2007, 17:09:

Oh come on, I sent Cerealkiller pics of my private parts. It still did'nt help..lol

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msaucey says on Dec 19, 2007, 19:46:

As one of the active female members of PBH.... I'll be your PBH friend..... of course under my conditions... after all, I am woman here me roar...

lol..

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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goin_south says on Dec 19, 2007, 23:04:

"....it's like you got into his mind.... That's kind of scary, but on the funny side..."
jajja.. Saucey... I think opposite: That's kinda funny, BUT ON THE SCARY SIDE.. JJjajja.

And, Colombiche... about three more rounds of Hot Saki and you'd have been RIGHT ON THE MONEY, DEAR... jaj But, you got a good start .

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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goin_south says on Dec 19, 2007, 23:05:

"....Not on PBH. I tried on many occasions to make friends with the women on here. Cerealkiller dissed me in Bogota. Bxunika never showed up to our meetings here in New York. Puddin never got back to me about meeting in Queens for some ceviche. Kat1 came to New York and did'nt give me a call. There was also a girl adopted out of Colombia. She lived lived here in NYC. We talked over the phone a few times. I was trying to help her find her birth mother in Colombia. That fizzled out too...."

ONLY ONE WORD COMES TO MIND : L.O.O.S.E.R.

THERE are no 14-yr-old colombian virgins here.. jjej

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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aztec says on Dec 20, 2007, 04:10:

Desideria says on Wednesday December 19th, "Elmo does not even like women, ... I feel sorry for every aging man who has not learned that women can be also FRIENDS."

Another of those times I must agree with Desideria. Some of us believe our wife (significant other) is our best friend. In my case I would trust her with my life. I would never want to cause her any harm either physical or mental.

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morphus says on Dec 20, 2007, 04:13:

goin_south, there are no putas from Cali here either. I guess you are out of luck too :)

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Albatross says on Dec 20, 2007, 06:04:

Colombiche, you should toma la sake caliente more often.
You managed to sneek in more sex and drug references in a single paragraph than I've ever seen at PBH before... I'm impressed.

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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goin_south says on Dec 20, 2007, 22:49:

"... there are no putas from Cali here either...."
No; yer right.. not that a ... l.o.o.s.e.r..... would know about.. jejje
... jus plenty of denial por el morphocito aqui,.. si? Si.

(I don't think) you've ever been to Cali, so how would ya no?

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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morphus says on Dec 21, 2007, 05:24:

goin-south, but you have to go to Cali to get a girlfriend. Anybody can get some action in Cali. Whens the last time you were laid in the U.S.? Maybe never...LOL

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morphus says on Dec 21, 2007, 05:26:

Girlfriend in Cali? HAAAAAAAA! You got yourself a puta. Yeah sure, she's waiting for your weekly visit every 3,4,5 months with her legs closed....LOL

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goin_south says on Dec 21, 2007, 20:40:

It may have been the Michelen Man
of the ...
... Stabbin Cabin fame.

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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scotty says on Dec 30, 2007, 03:22:

what did you say...elmo is retiring from PBH? hope not, even though i question some of his posts i also enjoy reading them. you must admit they are entertaining. Elmo dont go.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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webmanco says on Dec 30, 2007, 07:48:

Regardles of Elmos´s writings he is one of the best posters in PBH, one who does not get offended as easily and who don´t do personals attacks or who is not paranoid abut anything, well maybe "about not been able to get any chucha".


There are many paranoid dudes in real life and PBH posters who could use the services of a shrink, and in Bogotá should not be as expensive! hint



Back to Colombia a third world "New Yorker" mind.

(I really hate it when women get their panties all bunched up their butt, they can get so cranky!) Poor butt happy

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goin_south says on Dec 30, 2007, 07:48:

maybe he'll take Esluelitab!tch with 'm, for someone to wipe 's arse.

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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Costeño Esp. en Telecomunicaciones says on Feb 1, 2008, 18:36:

Dispite the US, there's no racism in Colombia BUT regionalism.

Spanish dude... you gotta learn spanish.

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aztec says on Feb 1, 2008, 18:41:

Costeño Esp. en Telecomunicaciones, What the crap are you talking about?

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Costeño Esp. en Telecomunicaciones says on Feb 1, 2008, 19:18:

It's no crap dude, it occurs that in our country people is not racist unlike in some others

Spanish dude... you gotta learn spanish.

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Costeño Esp. en Telecomunicaciones says on Feb 1, 2008, 19:19:

You must live in Colombia to tell.

Spanish dude... you gotta learn spanish.

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aztec says on Feb 2, 2008, 03:37:

"it occurs that in our country people is not racist unlike in some others" Costeño Esp. en Telecomunicaciones

Sounds like you live in a cocoon. Racism exist among different ethnic groups every where in the world. Don't buy into the fallacy that only White North Americans are racists.

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goin_south says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:17:

Spanish? Dude?
You better learn Mandarin Chinese, dude,..
because the chinese are coming to devour you and your women

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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CatGirl says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:22:

Aztec & GS - I agree 200% - Racism exists everywhere.

If you believe anything different, please share with me the medication you are taking Telecommun. to make this goe away jaja

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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msaucey says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:34:

LOL..... good one CG...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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goin_south says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:48:

Saucey, ... a typo?
didn't you mean... 'good one, el patico'?

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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msaucey says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:53:

No I meant CG... racism exists everywhere...

Patito, you always have good one's, that's a given....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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goin_south says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:57:

dont' confuse me with the new member, Patico... LilaM put out the truth on that misnomer... jaj

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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msaucey says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:58:

G_S will never been confused for patico... I know how to cypher you out in a second...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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goin_south says on Feb 3, 2008, 00:01:

yes, u do!

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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rocinante says on Feb 3, 2008, 07:49:

It's the 3 word chatroom posts that probably give it away. Yes? :)

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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goin_south says on Feb 3, 2008, 11:49:

I'll try to shorten my comments.
(would be good advice for alot of others here.)

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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