I got this E mail today. 13-04-05.
The following message was sent to you by another member of
Meetup.com: jennifer. The message from jennifer is:
CRY FOR HELP
My name is Miss sandra Williams During the civil and
political crisis in our country, my father together
with my three sisters were assassinated by heartless
elements that planted a bomb on my father’s official
car. Fortunately for me i was in the school when the tragedy
took place. I was in coma for almost two weeks. But I thank the
almighty God because I never knew that I could support the
shock of losing almost my whole family. That is by the way.
Right now I am still here in Cote d’Ivoire but very
unsafe for me. I are living in great fear and bondage. I intend
leaving this country as soon as possible but only one thing
kept me back. My late father has deposited with a security
company here in abidjan which has a branch office in EUROPE a
large sum of money which is in a trunk box and he registered
the consignment as family valuables/african art facts not as
money but I told you the truth because we intend to do this
transaction together, $4.5Million USD.
But during the civil war here in cote d'ivoire and before his death,he instructed the security company here to use their international diplomatic courier agent to lift the consignment out of this country to their branch office in amsterdam when he found out that this country is no more safe as I am talking to you now? the consignment is in Europe
But unfortunately he did not complete the transaction
before he died. I have met with the security director here in
abidjan cote d'ivoire who has certified our claims to the
consignment. I have the deposit documents, and receipt of
deposit with which my late father made the deposit. So now I
need a trustworthy person to transact with. I do not know you
much but and I feel I need to talk to you. It took me great
pains and courage to make this move because it looks stupid for
me trying to confide in a total stranger I never met before .
By instinct I am convinced you are an honest person and you have the capacity to handle this transaction with me. As soon as it is done, I will come over to
meet you and spend the rest of our lives in your
country. I wish to invest the money into estate
business and other good business you may propose. I
promise to greatly compensate you with 15% for all assistance
you may offer us. I do not know how you may feel about
this but I want you to take this very serious and
confidential. Down here, I am living in fear because
enemies of my fathers are hunting for me.
Please let me know your mind concerning my proposal to
you. EMAIL WITH MY PRIVATE (sandra_williams011 at yahoo.fr)
May God bless you.
Your sincerely,
sandra
**** off
James.
By ARMacleod on Apr 13, 2005, 10:30 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:37: I get that all the time. Its quite annoying, but then again I am a little concerned with the sum, I mean how stingy!!! I have never been offered 4,5 million...I got a 21 million bucks offer yesterday. I agree with you, she better **** off. Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:41: got the very same one today... "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:44: Here is the solution To this problem; let's all pony up money to Elmo's nephew John, pay his travel expenses and tell him to visit this poster wearing his "Fuck You You Fucking Fuck" camiseta, with his hand gun. End of problem. Gotta tell you board, Elmo's nephew John is one bad/good modofoque.
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cali373 says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:45: I used to get these from a so-called Nigerian official. Even scams have been globalized. Smile if you are a thinker! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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poco says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:23: The only email I've seen with Good advise Removed the BS. Pay attention,, the biggest problem is NOT having the numbers to call. "When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Lauthra says on Apr 13, 2005, 13:16: Me too She's spamming everyone at the meetup.com, it makes me sad that someone could actually believe such a load of rubbish! Nato (='.'=) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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daver says on Apr 22, 2005, 14:22: I get a much better version... some late relative of mine keeps passing away every week or so in Africa, and I am promised 40% of his fortune. I actually responded once that I was interested, but to no avail. I guess they need the credit card number.... sigh.
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Chevere33 says on Apr 23, 2005, 12:05: I get these, too, and... ...it's usually someone claiming to either be rich and unable to get their inheritance without putting it in my bank account, or a long lost relative with the same last name.
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ARMacleod says on Apr 23, 2005, 12:27: Chevere33, I must be too well closeted. This was the first time I had received such obvious nonsense. I cannot believe that anyone would be conned by this kind of thing until I saw a program on C4, it was interviewing a man who had paid in to some account or other £12,000. And was asking when and how could he get his promised fortune? The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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