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How many bars has Miami Airport?

Once, due to a hurricane over the Caribbean, I was stuck there for six hours and I could only find the one. Not that I really needed anymore; I got soused readily enough in the one I did find. But I thought it a pokey wee place and would have liked to have guzzled my gin somewhere a bit less spartan.

By kalder on Jan 30, 2007, 12:46 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


southern151 says on Jan 30, 2007, 14:03:

I know... that I at least saw 2 in there last week. Spent a fair amount of time in one of them. Unfortunately, it was a long way from the smoking area.

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southern151 says on Jan 30, 2007, 14:53:

Yeah... Outside and way away from the bar. It's a real bitch when it's raining. Not worried about me but cigarrette gettin wet and Crown and Coke gettin watered down with jet fuel rain! The jet fuel does give an extra kick to the drink though...Kemo-therapy anyone? LOL

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JMCana says on Jan 30, 2007, 15:03:

Just food in General I rate Miami as one of the worst airports for just getting something descent to eat and being able to purchase it in an expedient manner. And then to believe they have been spending all that money just putting fake fish on the walls going in circles.

But right now, I really do not have a favorite airport in the USA for food. Anyone else?

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strata2woman says on Jan 30, 2007, 15:15:

No Smoking at McCarran Airport The day after a district court judge ruled Nevada's ban on smoking will stand, places all over Clark County are making changes. That includes McCarran Airport, where there's no smoking allowed inside anymore.

From now on you'll only be able to smoke outside, and not just anywhere outside. There are about a dozen designated smoking areas outside and airport officials say you can't leave those spots if you're smoking.

The new smoking restrictions went into effect at 8 last Friday morning. Smoking used to be allowed inside glass enclosed rooms, but not anymore. The ashtrays are all gone, the only thing you'll find are the slot machines.

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ksmmcg says on Jan 30, 2007, 15:21:

theres a jose cuervo mexican restaurant its in terminal D - i think - food is far from great but drinking and chatting with random people is always a great way to make a long layover pass by pretty quickly ... also a couple of the waiters there are colombianos..

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PaisaAmericano says on Jan 31, 2007, 11:16:

Casa Bacardi in MIA Casa Bacardi is my favorite place for my Mojitos or Rum and Cokes. Also La Carreta is very good for Cuban Sandwiches. But there is nothing like our Rum here in Medellin!!! Wepa!!

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Peter Miami says on Jan 31, 2007, 11:26:

MIA There is at least one in every terminal plus a couple outside the terminals.

Peter Miami

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Miguel says on Jan 31, 2007, 23:11:

"Colombian rum is Piss!!!" Viejo de Caldas is an excellent rum.

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goin_south says on Feb 1, 2007, 05:13:

Caldas? Is is white, or amber? or, comes in both versions?

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Peter Miami says on Feb 1, 2007, 06:57:

Amber Viejo de Caldas is excellent rum. I have always seen and drank the amber. I have never seen the white one but maybe there is? Colombians must this better than me.

Peter Miami

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goin_south says on Feb 2, 2007, 00:19:

a relatively new one to me: Sailor Jerry's Amber Rum. 90 proof. Damn good. That guy is an old tattoo artist. And a rum connosier. How might Caldas compare?

dos pesos mio,... pequito de nada

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

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famsearch says on Feb 2, 2007, 18:24:

i've been annoyed with miami... ...ever since 2003, when we bought a pair of bacon cheeseburgers shortly before our flight to medellin. we opened them as we were backing away from the gate, and found that of the 2 of them, mine didn't have a hamburger patty. sis in law thought it was funnier than hell. the bastards...
dan

dan

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vicshere says on Feb 2, 2007, 19:19:

oh yea think thats funny some years ago I was working in Vegas.....I went to MDs for lunch....I went up to the counter and told the girl ...I would like a Mac with only lettuce and tomato....got my order went to sit outside under a patio umbrella and open my burger....I opened the bun and hey no meat patty just the lettuce and tomato.....I took the burger back to the counter and showed the girl there was no meat in the patty.....she says...well sir you did only order lettuce and tomato.......there I was with my mouth wide open...she was right couldn't argue much with her...anyway then they gave me a burger with meat

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Vic

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famsearch says on Feb 2, 2007, 22:02:

in other words... be careful what you ask for? lol
dan

dan

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miamimike says on Feb 2, 2007, 23:54:

MIA Has been run by the Cuban Politicians(mafia) for years And thats why you don't have a really good food court. They won't let any business that isn't in the Cuban click(circulo de Amigos)and who won't pay them a kickback. Why aren't there any Brazilain, Haitian, Jamacian or Colombian concessions in the Airport? Only Cuban themed concessions like LA Carreta ect? They ruined Miami airport as they have the city with all their scams. You want to see a Good Florida airport go to Tampa--they have trains heading heading out in a star shaped configuration so there isn't a long walk in any direction. Access from I-275 is a breeze, reletively speaking compared to Miami. The last Airport Director was a very competent Black Woman who managed the Atlanta Airport before coming to Miami but she was too Independent,smart and honest for the Cubans, She would't play ball in their scams so they forced her out. She did OK though as they had to buy out her contract for like $3 Million$$. The same designer built The Orlando Airport as the one who built Tampa.. Too bad he couldn't have done MIA as its a disaster that never finishes, plus the cost overun is like 50-100 Million $$ over budget and you still have to walk a Marathon depending on the flight! Terrible Airport for all the $$$ spent so far,,,

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southern151 says on Feb 3, 2007, 05:01:

Miami... As a bonafied N. American, I noticed that the fine people in the Medillin airport spoke better english than those working in the Miami airport. I was real worried when I left Miami because I could barely understand the people there but was pleasantly surprised when I arrived in Medillin. Anybody got ideas on who has the best "how-to" spanish training software? Gotta learn before I return this summer!

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kalder says on Feb 4, 2007, 04:11:

My first time in MIA was not the best travel experience of my life. There I was, flying in from London, actually looking forward to my stopover. 'It's going to be a well-appointed, efficient place, run with traditional American courtesy and know-how' I innocently told myself.

That innocence, gentlemen, was not fated to last...

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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aztec says on Feb 4, 2007, 06:00:

Our experience with MIA ... ...has been so unpleasant we only fly direct from Atlanta to Bogotá via Delta or take Continental through Houston. We can often find cheaper tickets through MIA but it is not worth it.

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