The Colombian male, ugly ducklings or not?

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:27:

Well I must admit I am one of the Colombianas that die for Argentineans ahhhhhh. I think some Colombian men are gorgeous, Elegants and polite. and when they age they get better.Like a good red wine
cheers to all Colombian men including you Elmo ;-)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:36:

thanks kat, but i have bumped into friends from way back and they all said i have aged like a fine can of budweiser beer, i smell, taste and look like piss.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:52:

I don't like carlos vives, but I do like Juanes, maybe that pict was taken from a bad angle. hehe

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:52:

"Cro-Magnon man eyebrows" jajajajaajjajajajaj

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:54:

But talking about Argentinos I love Batistuta, give me him any day!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

chillwill says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:56:

Two questions ... Interesting post. I have two questions:

* In general, do Colombian women age well?
* What characteristics of the Agentinean man are most appealing to the Colombian woman?

Thanks.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:56:

batista, mi amor who the hell is that?

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:57:

My wife hates Argentines. She wouldn't walk across the street to look at one.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 05:58:

Btistuta the Argentina footballer. I will walk across his path anytime

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:00:

Some Colombian women age well, others age like Italian and Russian women, mustache, hairy legs, big wide semi truck bodies. etc

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

babygirl says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:01:

At the very least Elmo, I'm sure you don't look like piss. As for smelling and tasting, well baby if you shower more often that will help a bit..tehehe. I love ARGENTINEANS! What is up with their people? They are so gorgeous. There are some ultra sexy Colombian men that I've seen both here and there. It's not classic good looks, I think it's something in their attitude, personalities, ..just something that is so appealing.

cheers - babygirl

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

chillwill says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:02:

For elmodefoque "Some Colombian women age well, others age like Italian and Russian women, mustache, hairy legs, big wide semi truck bodies."

That's some funny stuff ... lol. Thanks for the early morning laugh!

Now, for the women, what is so physically attractive about the Argentinean man (height, hair color, eye color)?

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:06:

* What characteristics of the Agentinean man are most appealing to the Colombian woman?
they like that caucasian look, but not the NYC born colombianas. They like their man like they like their coffee, dark.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:18:

morphus, you hit it right in the head. little mexican guys don't have a chance with other latinas, or anyone for that matter except mexicanitas, poor bastards. asian women love white guys long time. But forget about white guys getting latinas here, no chance, no way, no how. is a new york city thing.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:23:

Colombian Male... I dunno, to be very honest I have never really dated any colombianos. Guess most arent my type really, but there are some very nice looking guys, i think its a bit like a pendulum here theyre either absolute mingers or absolute hotties...there is no such thing as "uhhh I think he aguanta".

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:38:

"There are some ultra sexy Colombian men that I've seen both here and there. It's not classic good looks, I think it's something in their attitude, personalities, ..just something that is so appealing" babygirl

I got to handed to Colombian guys, thought we don’t have that classic good look ,except those freaking rich barranquilleros, we have something that hot, tough beautiful Puerto Ricans (JLo type) and Dominicans like. Many Colombianos are crazy ass modefoques that will f—k you up in a heartbeat, fearless and lawless and many fine looking women like that. See if any of those mama’s boy thin skin Argentines have any of those qualities.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

claudia82 says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:41:

Argentinos Elmo por lo que decís se nota que no conocés a ningún argentino ...no son ningunos niños de mamá

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:51:

The Argentineans are more like Italians but taller, THEY HAVE NICE BODIES, and an accent to die for. they can be arrogant bad boys but maybe that can be appealing too.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 06:58:

them puerto rican broads love them colombian criminals long time. i like their big cuchifrito ass, even with all that cellulite.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 07:03:

mi amor those argentinos have nothing to be arrogant about, if they ever did any thing illegal and landed in jail they will end up as some colombian sicario's grilfriend, washing his underwear and getting him cigarettes.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

chillwill says on Apr 12, 2005, 07:28:

Colombian women, sufer-dude guy Thanks for the replies. Here is my reasoning for asking. I love latin women. I grew-up in the NYC area (and agree with other posters about the city), but now live in the LA area. I'm in my mid 30s and have the stereotypical California surfer-boy look ... tall and athletic, shoulder length, wavy and curly blonde hair, blue eyes, tan skin (I'm a caucasian). When I was in Brazil, I had no problems flirting with the women (they loved my blue eyes). Uruguay was also not a problem for me either. Argentina was average. Now, I plan to go to Colombia for the first time. I will most likely head to Cali sometime this summer as a few pilot friends of mine pointed me in that direction. They told me that's where the most beautiful woman are. So, why not. Anyway, my question is this. In general, putting personality aside, would Colombian women be attracted to the California Surfer Boy looking dude at first glace? Or, do they generally prefer the dark-hair, Latin looking dude? Thank you.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ElCheAmericano says on Apr 12, 2005, 07:39:

My personal experience I am an Argentine American born and raised in Brooklyn. Personally I think definitly blacks, puerto rican, dominicans have an advantage hooking up with woman in NYC as oppose to a white south american. Most girls in NYC seem to be interested in a guy who is thugged out rather then someone clean cut and respectable. I have had some success with Latinas in NYC but I would say much more living in Florida where there is more of a south american influence and in Colombia obvious there is no problem. Elmo is right it definitly is a NYC thing, glad, Thank God I'm not there anymore or else Id prbably be a virgin for the rest of my life. I guess to each his own, growing up in NYC I love going to Jackson Heights and seeing all the beautiful Colombianas, I really dont care much for Argentinas. Then on the other side I know a Paisa who cant stand woman from Medellin and prefers white skin american girls, go figure.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 07:48:

chillwill, you are going to knock them dead in cali, man, i wish i was you. colombian broads in colombian love the hell outta guys like you. enjoy, you freaking lucky bastard.

elche, i know exactly what you're talking about, if my father did not bring my ass to nyc ' i'll still be a virgin, screwing burras. colombianas in colombia hate my dark indian ass but they love argentinos

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 07:58:

Well I am definitely no a blonde woman guy, I dont like blondes that much and love the latin looks specially italian, argentinean. I love too that guy from the soup opera pasion de Gavilanes the cuban one he is gorgeous. and some venezuelan actor are good looking too. white skin people tend to wrinkle quickly and the blonde hair to looks very grey as soon as they hit 40's

0 funny, 0 helpful.

arturo says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:45:

italian men, definitely sorry for you elmo,

but when i drive my ferrari from mocoa to tumaco, no colombiana no bullet can resist me.


colombian men are colombianos
The Man is italiano

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:48:

Elmo
what about getting a ferrari in Colombia! no woman would be able to resist you, or the ferrari....

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:49:

You can even atract the Farc too

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:51:

all i got is a 1985 honda civic.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:53:

oh well, so you have to stick to the burras them. hehehe :-)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:54:

i still got 3 more payments and then is all mine!!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:57:

By the way Elmo I am off to New York in May, Firts time in New York! Before I just been AT the airport on my way to Orlando. any good Colombian restaurant you can recommend me...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

arturo says on Apr 12, 2005, 08:59:

it's poetry i was metaphoric.

the ferrari was supposed to represent my high-end masculinity, cosmologic virility, irresistible mediteranean look...The Man,Me, Giulio Cesare Imperatore...should i need to continue?

0 funny, 0 helpful.

claudia82 says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:00:

...should i need to continue? Please dont'...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:00:

ARTURO YES PLEASE...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:01:

"natives" in northen blvd. mira, i'll take you.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:04:

hey arturo, my burro represents my masculinity too. do you want to see a pic of my burro with his thing dragging the dirt.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:07:

Elmo you have to take me with my husband on tow...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:07:

Unless we loose him in NY..hehehe

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:11:

take him to 34 st and 7th avenue, outside macys, you will lose him there real quick. there are many other places in nyc that are just plain ol wild, too many people pushing and shoving, especially when tourist are holding things up by stareing at all the damn tall buildings.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:34:

just a quick word here in defense of the Colombian male: the best of them are the most handsome men I've ever met. Then there are the other kind too...

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

poco says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:45:

Same Percentages Except for Asians and Blacks, percentages are not much different for men (or women) as compared to the Southern U.S. Border States. Attractive, ugly, fat, thin.

The police and military men in Colombia are women magnets. Probably the camo uniform and they have good jobs. Hordes of women come into town to view the special police units.

In some cases a 40 year old Colombian man looks 60 because of the hard work, drinking, smoking, women, gambling and drugs. Not many manage to avoid accidents and make it past 35. There are always the lucky few.

Pasion de Gavilanes information and photos in Spanish

Entertainment for the entire family except the Bar scenes should last longer. Women are usually scantly dressed in western attire..

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:49:

poco, you forgot the bus drivers, even my mom ran off with one of those sonamanbiches.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:52:

that Juan Reyes no tiene presa mala.
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 12, 2005, 09:53:

OH MY GOD that Juan reyes of Pasion de Gavilanes....I never leave the bedroom

0 funny, 0 helpful.

babygirl says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:11:

mmmmmmmmmm Army guys!

cheers - babygirl

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:14:

hhhhhhmmmmm, strippers

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

babygirl says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:19:

Wait a minute, are we talking female strippers or Colombian Army guy strippers?

cheers - babygirl

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Miguel says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:25:

hhhhhhhmmmmmm Salma Hayek drunk in Barranquilla asking me ride in her limo to La Troja, then back to her suite in El Prado for the Colombian version of tea and crumpets...Ron Medellín y arepa con queso blanco curramba.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:26:

female strippers of course. i have a weakness for them and have fallen in love with hundreds of them.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

babygirl says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:28:

hahahaa!!! Can I come too with the strippers Miguel?

cheers - babygirl

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Miguel says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:34:

Tienes que preguntar a Salma No es mi limo ni mi cuarto en El Prado! Boy this thread gotten silly. (Pero a mi me gusta) Elmo, it's time for your version of Argentina-England history.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

poco says on Apr 12, 2005, 10:35:

Drivers How true,, bus drivers and Taxi drivers following close behind. Bus is best, they can "overnight". Plus,, the co-op driver/owners have that one all important commodity, money.

Looked at my photos,, by accident there were few bus drivers. These guys would NEVER stay married in the U.S. As you know,, photos of mens faces is NOT something to have in your possession, let alone post. The temptation for these married Colombians is ENORMOUS. Luckily the women understand and normally blame the other woman.

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 12, 2005, 11:56:

ChillWill, you will do very well. Tall, blonde, blue-eyed - I got more attention in Colombia from the women than I had ever experienced in my life. It was like a dream come true - of course by then I was already engaged but if I hadn't been, damm! Good thing that my wife mesmerizes me with her beauty and delightful personality because Medellin has the world's most beautiful women.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

chillwill says on Apr 12, 2005, 12:16:

Cali utopiacowboy ... I heard Cali had the world's most beautiful women. ;)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 12, 2005, 15:02:

I am prejudiced in favor of Medellin but when you're in Colombia, it's all good!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 12, 2005, 16:25:

Holly Molly Morphus when did that happen?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 05:26:

hey morphus, you don't have a bad looking ass, just shave it down a bit, but what ever you do, don't do anything illegal that would land you in jail. man, i could just imagine big black guys with names like tyrone washington fighting over you.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 06:41:

Colombian guys colombian guys as a whole are ugly, scrawny...but most seem to be nice guys, even when I steal their girlfriends...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 07:04:

It must be their diet. Maybe eating all that damn arepa. I grew up shoving quarter pounders with cheese and hot dogs down my stomach, and I’m not considered scrawny at all. I’m still amazed at how we end up with so many beautiful women.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 09:31:

good point Elmo hey, I love those hot dogs you get on the street in BAQ...they put those nice crispy hash brown potatoes on top...man those are great. I've never seen them like that anywhere else.
I remember one night I was with a group of girls, and we were going to a nightclub, and I was starving. Well just down the block there was a hotdog stand, so me and another girl ate a couple, and I took back a few to the girls waiting at the club. Well the one girl that I was interested in put half the hot dog down her throat...I knew it was going to be a good night!!!....and it was...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 09:36:

those are called perro caliente de 2 mil.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 09:49:

de 2 mil??? why "de 2 mil"???

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 09:52:

that's how much they cost, 2 mil pesos. the also got de mil, for the broke ass modefoques.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 09:52:

T fine paisa and costeños at I finD paisaS and costeños atractives, I must admit I don't ike much caleños,Llaneros.... I am sure there good looking ones there but in general I dont liked them I must confess I don't like the caleño accent.
And I can count with my fingers and still have left the amount of good looking foreigner I seen in Colombia

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:01:

oh ok damn elmo, if I'm ever in BAQ when you're there, I'll buy you some "de 4 mil"...with the works...

damn, kat1...I agree, other than me and a few others, I haven't seen many good looking foreigners in Colombia either!!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:07:

I'm sure you are gorgeous greenday :-P

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:11:

kat1 well, of course I'm a little biased...but I do listen to what people tell me, especially the women!!

Now, since I've seen your picture, I KNOW that you're gorgeous...maybe we can start a club...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:31:

Ah, but I haven't seen yours yet greenday so how I know you fit for the club ;-)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:38:

ah ha well, I did share my pictures with Lauthra...she had very nice things to say about me...I'm just not so sure I can trust you with my pics...
If you PM me an e-mail address I will think about it...
I'd hate the thought of you forwarding my pictures to someone like Desi...although they may change her from a man-hating, femi-nazi, into a normal, sweet, man-loving women...but then again maybe not, after all, she's not a Colombiana...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:42:

I may start doing voo doo with them ;-)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:47:

Morphus Youre sick!!!! HAHAHAHA Cant wait to see your toned bum though, I dont see the need to worry about a bum unless youre planning on walking around here with an exposed butt wearing horse back riding pants or something of the sort.
Greenday, have you ever heard of the term Vain-Glory? Dont believe in everything youre told, very modest approach by the way ;)

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:49:

yeah I like that my ex-wife was a witch (bruja)...100% Caleña...but a real witch...so I know all about that voo-doo stuff...
just don't stick that pin where it counts (you know where!!)

Damn, it didn't take long for you to PM me your e-mail address...I had hardly clicked on "post comment", and I saw I had a PM from you...you must be tired of looking at all of those old copies of "GQ" magazine in order to see a gorgeous man...now you've sunken to an all-time low and have to hit up all of us old farts at PBH for pics...jajaja

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:51:

Let's think about this for a second, Kat. What gringo would be in Colombia? A good-looking one? If he's good-looking he doesn't need to go to Colombia. So what you end up with are all of the rejects and loser gringos who can't get any chicks here. And they get the loser Colombianas who can't get anyone else there. It's a great system and everybody's happy. After all, even losers need love.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:53:

he cereal killer hey, I'm dating a Caleña here in my city, she call me "convencido", she pretends like it bugs her, but actually she loves it...don't confuse vanity with self-confidence and determination. In fact, in Colombia, most women like a man who is "vanidoso"...of course, also, don't believe everything you read on the internet...I could actually have the face of the elephant-man.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:54:

Well i have too see it, you keep saying you are gorgeous i have to had a look! I cant wait....then I see if it's fit to go in my wall collection. lol

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:55:

UC damn UC, you're letting the cat out of the bag...remember "loose lips sink ships"...now be quiet.

Ok, also I've gone on my posting binge, so unless someone provokes me, I'm going back into my hole for another month.
Take care!!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 10:59:

Greenday I dont think colombianas are into vanidoso men. As a matter of fact vanity is considered a femenine trait therefore vanity men would end up being effeminate which at the same time isnt a highly regarded virtue (unless you are me, I love effeminate guys but then again I am not colombiana). I bet your Caleña gf has a laugh everytime you insist on your beauty ;)

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:02:

Greenday, I wasn't excluding myself from my own comments, tongue in cheek though they were. As Tom Petty sang, even a loser gets lucky sometimes!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:09:

hey i wanna see the pic of all you modefoques, why should i be the only one showing my mug for all to see. who cares if my pick was taken while listening to sergio mendes and brazil 66 on my 8-track deck. .

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:17:

Morphus A pic of you and a pic of your bum? thats generosity :P

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:20:

cerealkiller ok, I was going to go back into my hole, but you've provoked me...
You're not Colombiana, correct?? Then don't try to think like one...how many Colombianas do you personally know?? How many have you made love to?? How many have you talked to today?? This week?? How much time have you spent in Colombia???
How is being vain a feminine trait?? Webster defines vanity in this case as: "the quality or fact of being vain, or excessively proud of oneself or one's qualities or possessions". Explain how that pertains to a certain gender. If my caleña girlfriend didn't like me or my behavior, she sure wouldn't be with me.
I know one thing a beautiful Colombiana DOESN'T like...a weak, pitful, insecure, low esteemed man...since you are female, and not Colombiana, maybe that's what floats your boat.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:23:

cerealkiller, are you a sweet smelling broad or stink ass dude?
is hard to tell with such a name.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:23:

also It's good to see that I'm back and stirring up the pot here at PBH...now, get back to work and quit hanging on the internet and taking things so seriously!!!

Now, can someone make a post on where I can buy some woodscrews in Cali???

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:34:

Greenday I have spent 10 years (overall) in colombia and I am 19 so I am very colombian. I havent had any sex with colombian girls no, but I have grown up with then and I have been brought up here, I did my primary school here, and now I attend Uni here so I am very colombiana even though I am not a national. I speak colombian spanish as a native and I am sure I know more colombian history than most colombians themselves. I think i have met and spoken to a lot more colombianas than you ever have. My friends are colombian for the most part so i think I pretty much understand how colombian people think.
I didnt mean vanity as it appears in your websters dictionary, I meant vanity as people here see it, if youre a vain man you will probably be mistaken for effeminate, ask your GF. I NEVER said she doesnt like your behaviour, all Im saying is that im sure she laughs when she says youre a convencido...relax dude I am not attacking you.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:35:

Elmo I am a girlie girl yes, not a dude.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:41:

cerealkiller Hey, all you had to do was tell me that you were 19...that explains it...19 year olds know EVERYTHING...
btw, don't call me dude, I'm old enough to be your father, or your boyfriend, or your husband...

Now, have a nice day!!!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:46:

there is something very sexy about the words "girl" and "19" in the same sentence. i don't know about you guys but i get an instant boner.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:47:

You can call me dude, Cerealkiller. I'm still in high school! Or I wish I was. Am I late for Chemistry?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:48:

Maybe dad but No, neither my boyfriend nor husband. Id never date anyone who's old enough to be my dad. And my experience might not be comparable to that of someone who could be my father, but my knowledge on Colombia is quite possibly superior than that of someone who presumably has only been here on holidays.
Enjoy your evening as well :)

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

greenday says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:53:

damn let me get back into my hole...see you guys in another month!!!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:55:

Go and hibernate Greenday but don't forget to post ur pict first so I can have a laugh while u sleep..............

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:57:

Hey sweet Killer. I’m very happy and proud that you don’t date guys old enough to be you dad, but how about guys old enough to be your grandfather wink! wink!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 11:58:

Utopia Rock on Utopia, youre the man! Laid Back and cool, Im digging it. I was never good at Chemistry so it doesnt matter if youre late or not..U can skip as far as Im concerned, just dont tell anyone :P (Maybe Elmo and Morphus, theyre alright as well)

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 13, 2005, 12:05:

Hear that, guys! Cerealkiller says we can all cut class! I gotta J we can smoke behind the gym.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 13, 2005, 12:08:

Sorry UC I am a geek :-p

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2005, 12:08:

Oh my god, dont tell me you havent gotten over the taking a fag behind the gym or the bathrooms! Not only a laidback cool dude but also a bad boy...youre earning cookie points there....Elmo Watchout!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 13, 2005, 12:10:

that's not fair, i gotta go home! chaooo

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Veronica22 says on Apr 14, 2005, 04:19:

exactly every time i go to colombia,i'm chasing the army guys, and my cousins are looking for the fair haired boy from the u.s.a. I totally don't get it. And when i tell them i like the guy from the corner shop, they are like 'what?!?'

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 14, 2005, 04:31:

Remember the grass is greener on the other side

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Veronica22 says on Apr 14, 2005, 04:49:

i would trade places with my cousins any day! i mean there are fit guys on every street corner there, but they just seem to ignore them and go for the surfer dude kind of look. its kinda sad.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 14, 2005, 06:01:

I know that surfer dudes, tan I know that, the surfer dudes, tanned, tall, long blonde hair, yep is kind of sad.... :-)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ElCheAmericano says on Apr 14, 2005, 06:20:

I have Posted to pics of me of my ugly Argentine ass, so you all come mock me if you feel the need.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

GAP says on Apr 14, 2005, 06:25:

Yo man, me agree dat dem Paisa women is well fit. Me has an interest in a Paisa and me asked her if she would like to be me girlfriend, but me has spent two weeks trying to get hold of her. Hopefully me will succeed dis weekend.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

babygirl says on Apr 14, 2005, 06:34:

Awww man, I really need to get my butt to Argentina. Maybe it's something about the bone structure?

cheers - babygirl

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Miguel says on Apr 14, 2005, 06:47:

I can't pass this up... If you are interested in "bone structure", you have got to read EL TIEMPO on line about the argentino who has been hospitalized 15 days due to a medical condition that has left him with an erection that won't go away.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 14, 2005, 07:48:

WoW! This Argentineans are getting better and better..;-)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

doñaquixote says on Apr 24, 2005, 05:30:

Ai mi moreno de mi corazon ... I think that Colombian guys are great-looking.(Mind you, they do tell me that I have a thing for short brown people. I say it's because I'M short, and I like to look my enemy in the eyes). It's the macho double standards that really get me. It makes me want to castrate them with a spoon :-)

Persnally, I've noticed that the whiter you are, the better looking in the eyes of your own culture. If only you could see the beauty in your rainbow nation.

Cheers

Doña q.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 24, 2005, 05:54:

right! short, brown men that whisper sweet, romantic and totally fascinating compliments in your ear is the best thing that I know:),
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

doñaquixote says on Apr 24, 2005, 06:11:

Ai papi, tell me more about MYSELF ...
Okay my experience is not so VERY wide, but wide enough to know that there are two books these guys learn out of. The Cheep Latin Book and the Expensive Latin Book.

Phrases from the cheep latin book ...

1) What are you afraid of.
2) Someone hurt you. I'm not like the other guys. One nail drives out another.
3)Someone hurt you. If you tell me where he lives, I will break that hijo de puta's legs in three places.
4) You are very beautiful.
5) Of COURSE you are the only woman in my life!
6) I'll teach you how to dance.
7) (Depending on location) I have never seen a white girl who dances like a black girl.
8) No! Don't dye your hair black! ANY of it! Nooooooooooooooooo!
9) Are you a virgin?
--------------------------------------------------
Effective repellants to the Cheep Latin Phrasebook are:

1) Nothing. I have a black belt in the ancient art of the samurai sword.
2)One nail does NOT drive out another. What you get is a wooden heart full of nails.
3) I broke them myself.
4) I know.
5) Then I'm as innocent are you are, my love.
6) I had an expert teacher.
7) ditto
8) But darling, all the other men will stop looking at me if I do!
9) Not in any part of my body.

The Expensive book is more subtle. While I prefer it, it's infinately more dangerous. Sigh. It's such a shame I share your taste in coffee, and other things.

Dona Q.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 24, 2005, 06:20:

Like Elmo Desi?. jejej ;-).

0 funny, 0 helpful.

doñaquixote says on Apr 24, 2005, 06:26:

Well...
I don't remember it being a laughing matter at the time. But then, I make a point of not remembering.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 24, 2005, 09:57:

Elmo is fine kat, but not exactly my cup of tea. I prefer sweet-talking caleños.
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

carolain11 says on Apr 24, 2005, 11:25:

like I said before Only a real costeño would know that costeños don't screw burras but burros...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Hr77 says on Apr 24, 2005, 14:38:

Hey, ladies, I hate to intrude, but I think I am hearing that colombian men from different areas have different attitudes. Please tell me that is true. I have a paisa with a huge ego and a distaste for romance. My favorite part of him is the colombian skin. And that's sad, you know?

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Lionheart says on Apr 24, 2005, 22:26:

kat no need to go all the way to Argentina, all you need is to give your man of choice an overdose on Viagra ... take advantage of it then drag him to the ER (or ask me for secret tip how they fix it)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

doñaquixote says on Apr 24, 2005, 22:31:

Cure for Viagra
..is adrenaline (sometimes called epinephrine) which is a smooth muscle constrictor, and counteracts the smooth muscle relaxants.

DQ

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2005, 05:55:

Desi, you broke my heart, how could you say I’m not your type. That comment I hear form colombianas all the time, but that don’t bother me, I don’t like their Indian ass either, but you, from the a place with the most beautiful women in the planet (Sweden) the land of the midnight sun and Heidi Klum, is she Swedish? Who cares, she’s blond! A place with the most playboy centerfold, a place where multi billionaires go to claim their PRIZE, they don’t go to freaking Colombia or any other third world country. I've gotten lots loving from blonde women in my youth, broke and all, I lived the life of a billionaire.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2005, 09:57:

"Only a real costeño would know that costeños don't screw burras but burros..." carolain11

Caroline11, mi amor, I know very few corronchos that enjoy love making with burr(o)’s, who wants to see the burro’s thing hanging, many, many inches even feet longer(see pic) than your thing. Ok, maybe Dennis Rodman (that poor Carmen Electra) and some corronchos might not feel inadequate compared to a burro but most average and above average size guys do. I much prefer a nice blue eyed burr(a).

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

dwmte says on Apr 25, 2005, 10:27:

oh elmo.....precious Lord! you crack me up.

do you realize what i go through to read this thread. find the thread and then click through three pages, then.....

my fuckin sides are cavin in.

and it's all your fricken fault.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 25, 2005, 10:33:

elmo, sorry about breaking your heart, I hope that you heal fast. There's nothing wrong about the way you look, I actually liked a lot that picture of yours with the white powder sprinkled on it (no, I don't like the white powder, just the long black hair and nice brown coloring of your skin). I meant that I prefer guys that don't have the same fascination for burras, lived a healthier life and told more lies.

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

doñaquixote says on Apr 26, 2005, 00:22:

Should I die my hair, elmo? Elmo, elmo

Mum thinks I'm going tog et kidnapped off the plane in Bogota, and want's me to die my beautiful blonde hair so I don't stick out ... now you are telling me that I'll get rid of my best asset! I'm scared! What's with this thing about blondes, anyway, when Colombian women are so beautiful...?

I always wanted black curly hair as a child anyway.
Sigh. We always want what we can't have.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

doñaquixote says on Apr 26, 2005, 00:24:

dye dye dye...
Jesus, the dyslexia is really bad today. I can't string two words together.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

lpdiver says on Apr 26, 2005, 04:38:

I prefer a warm and willing paisa princessa as a cure!

T

"cook some rice!"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 26, 2005, 09:44:

Doñaquixote, Is a long story and I think I told it a few times, but what the hell, here it is again? In Colombia, for families of middle class and up, guys like me are a mother’s worst nightmare. They don’t want their daughters to bring my very dark copper tanned ass home and now that is old and wrinkle is even worst. Girls are told (by their little Indian mothers) from early on , “mija, what would the neighbors think if you bring that Indio home? ”. The entire purpose of life for them is to move up the social ladder and what better way than for the daughters to land guys from, USA, England, France, Germany and yes even Argentina or Uruguay. That’s why colombianas from upper class throw themselves at gringo guys in Colombia, except in poor neighborhoods in Barranquilla. There, is an entire different story. The girls there want their man to be vallenato dancing, ron blanco and aguila beer drinking, burra chasing, baseball loving and Junior crazed, caribañola, butifarra sopa de guandul, sancocho and queso blanco eating, bar brawling, scar faced dark modefoque with a 12 incher, ok, 8 inches :( will do. Damn, I wish I had a 12 incher. If I had choice between a million dollars and having a 12 incher, I swear I would pick having a 12 incher. I’ll take my ecstatic ass and move to a whore house and never come out. What would you guys choose?
Now to my explanation, I cover the hurt that I felt from their (colombianas) loathe for me by seeking love elsewhere, while in Colombia it was with burras, but the moment I arrived in the USA, I could not believe what was happening, beautiful blonde blue eyed statues goddesses wanted my very tanned Indian ass. It felt like I just landed in heaven. From that moment, the hurt I felt was gone and I began to see them (colombianas) as not worthy of me.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

doñaquixote says on Apr 26, 2005, 10:14:

Ahhhhh. Now I understand...
Firstly, as someone who knows about biology, it's not the 12-inchers that get the press, at least, they do, but not in the way you think. A 12-inch dick can hit of the cervix of the womb, and hurts like hell. Width is more important than length. So you are probably ok and have nothing to worry about. I never realised until I started as a sex counsellor that men worry about the size of their manhood to the extent they do. You have my sympathy...but really, give me a man with girth over a man with length any day.

Well in Europe it goes the same way. Have two white boyfriends in a row, no one raises an eyebrow, go out with someone whose any shade between black and cappucino, and you're suddenly a horny bitch with thing for black guys. To which we can say, bugger off, you racist shites ... but it makes a nice girl like me get a hell of a REPUTAcion even if her girlfiends are shagging the entire (White) football team.

Secondly I think there is something in the evolutionary track which makes us consider selecting partners from different backgrounds, and considering them attractive...and just look at the kids. Beautiful and strong, with two cultures and langauge at their command. So for get all that oliogaric quasi-European rubbish. In my country, we'd call it " a big lump of shite in the middle of the carpet", for which I would really love to see the Spanish translation.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 26, 2005, 11:27:

Doñaquixote, most guys desire a very, very long tool not only for sexual intercourse but most important to play with themselves. The idea of stroking your own 12 inch tool is more exiting than actually having sex. You know that with a tool that long you could actually have sex with your self. Think about that for a minute. Hell , you don’t have to invite yourself to dinner, buy yourself drinks, remember anniversary, shit, anytime you want a piece of ass, is there.

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 26, 2005, 21:37:

You sure got that right, Elmo. Even if a guy's got a big dick, he always wants a bigger one. Hell most guys wouldn't be satisfied unless they had some wood the size of a log! I told my wife this and she laughed and said what nearly all women say - it's not the length that counts, blah, blah, blah. Geez, it's not for her, it's for me I want to be hung like Ron Jeremy!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 27, 2005, 06:44:

Dr. Cowboy, I agree full hardily with your assessment regarding this most embarrassing matter. . Women believe that males’ yearning for a much longer genital is based on their desire in giving their women deeper penetration, so deep, they want to reach their love ones esophagus while in fact is for our own gratification

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

lat_juan says on Apr 27, 2005, 07:57:

Colombian men Ugly... I dont really care to say whether colombian men are ugly or not. But the Women are the hottest on earth. I have have to say as a 100% colombian male originally born in Cali that I am exceptionally good looking. however, most people do not think I look Colombian at all but more Italian or something. Which brings me to the question. Do I look less colombian because I have been raised in a different country? has the food got anything to do with how we end up looking. I am taller than the average Colombian man and generally bigger built.
what ever the case I still love colombian women!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Hr77 says on Apr 28, 2005, 10:01:

Doñaquixote Lady, you are right. Who cares about length? It's width that gets a man laid (or NOT)that second time. And believe me, we know why men are preoccupied with size. We are under no dillusion that men are worried about pleasing us. I think it is more of a fear of "God, I hope she doesn't tell all my friends that I have a little dick". Of course, there is such a thing as TOO short...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

ARMacleod says on Apr 28, 2005, 11:06:

elmo and Co. You guys are welcome to your 12 inch ( or 300mm in new money) I will stick with what I have

I am not going to have surgery to remove two inches (or 50mm in new money) from my willy for anyone.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Hr77 says on Apr 28, 2005, 11:44:

Mr. James OK now, THAT was funny! I hope you get 100 private messages from the women here, regarding your 14. : )

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 28, 2005, 12:05:

beautiful males don't have to self-advertise... they just happen, and are often very humble and totally free of any vanity. Size has little meaning, it's the way things are set up, how they harmonize with each other, the poise, the self-knowledge, the combination of all parts of the body in a pleasing whole that we women (speaking for myself, of course) notice.

Colombian men are often rather short compared with Scandinavians, for example (the average height for men being over 6 ft. here) yet these short, brown guys don't seem to have any problem attracting lovely Nordic blondes..."Latino lover" myth is not a big factor here, the Italians have overused the term and Nordic girls are not especially attracted to exotic varieties of men, but these Colombian guys here seem to have a way around local women.

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 29, 2005, 10:03:

Nordic blondes, NORDIC BLONDES, NORDIC BLONDES..... The more I say it, the more I get turn on. Desi, what are my chances, if I go to Sweden, with those Nordic blondes? Can I be myself or do I have to act normal?

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 29, 2005, 10:56:

your chances? hard to say, probably pretty good with the older crowd of Nordic blondes, since people here like to get together with people of the same age. Yes, I can actually see you making many conquests in Stockholm's inner city bars and clubs (if you can get in, some tend to discriminate non-white men and are stopped at the door). Being yourself, the chances are fair, acting normal much better, since we like people who act normal, at least at the initial phases of a new friendship. Just make sure that you don't bring your burra.

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

0 funny, 0 helpful.