THE ALVARO URIBE FACTS

miamimike says on Oct 23, 2008, 19:38:

And your point is??

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Simon says on Oct 23, 2008, 19:41:

That you don't have a sense of humor!

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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Simon says on Oct 23, 2008, 19:57:

Crop circles are Alvaro Uribe' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Alvaro Uribe knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Alvaro Uribe is what Willis was talking about.

Alvaro Uribe sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Alvaro Uribe and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

When Alvaro Uribe had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

If Alvaro Uribe is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Alvaro Uribe sleeps with a night light. Not because Alvaro Uribe is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Alvaro Uribe.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Alvaro Uribe.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Alvaro Uribe to die before they attack.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Alvaro Uribe.

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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Buongone says on Oct 23, 2008, 21:23:

Lots of people don't like Uribe. How was the guy before him? Probably even more crooked. Can you imagine taking over the Presidency with everyone that surrounds you has tie's to crooked-ness. Granted he has been tied into crooked-ness probably all his life. But I think you can give him some kind of credit for what he has done. Seems like everybody that says all this bla,bla, chit about Uribe is just bitching to be bitching. Let's hear their plan? Who they think should be the next Crook. Then they can jump on somebody else's bandwagon. Ha Ha Lets hear some future, who they think should be the next President of Colombia !!!

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romy says on Oct 23, 2008, 22:09:

Uribe is a killer eh?
I've heard that one before

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andres123 says on Oct 23, 2008, 22:31:

>_> that's chuck norris not uribe :P

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casa_de_norte says on Oct 24, 2008, 04:41:

Ah.. the Villification of a national leader....Where is Desi1 to bring this full circle... She usually brings in some great points to ponder...

"Why cain't we all jus' git along?!?! "----- The great Rodney King

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casa_de_norte says on Oct 24, 2008, 04:48:

I am more concerned with the hygenic stuff, like does Uribe have to fight a daily batte plucking hair from his middle ear so he doesn't look like a troll and doesn't collect stuff, like wax and bugs????

If he isn't fighting ear hair, he is't a real man, maybe a femaie cross dresser??? any mistresses or expensive late night prepegos wanting to dish it here on PBH?

"Why cain't we all jus' git along?!?! "----- The great Rodney King

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sanandressi says on Oct 24, 2008, 06:22:

What is Uribe's popularity in Colombia? Eighty per cent? George Bush thirty and the Nancy Pelosi Harry Reid lead Democrat congress? Nine per cent!

Sarah looks great in whatever she wears and it is pretty sad the Democrats can't find anything of substance to criticiize her on. Of course their is the community activist Obama with the multi-million dollar house. He didn't knock on dooors for Acorn for $10 an hour and free lunch now did he!

"This train will stop in Tucumcari"

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Bluesdude says on Oct 24, 2008, 07:07:

So Simon.... if any of those points you made about Uribe are true.... Shouldn't he be knocking on your door about now?

A guru once said, "the mind is like a drunken monkey." If that's true, then my mind is an orangutan on a binge

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Bluesdude says on Oct 24, 2008, 07:17:

There's lotsa stuff to criticize Palin on. Husband really runs Alaska; flip flops on the bridge to nowhere, earmarks, socialism (taking from the oil companies and buying popularity with the 1200 bucks to every person living in Alaska). Really, PBH doesn't have enough bandwidth to contain all of the substantial criticisms. Of course you could say that for anyone who gets lit up by the public eye e.g. the press. On the other hand, she is a babe, so maybe she deserves the 150,000 worth of clothes paid for with campaign contributions. I doubt if Campaign contributions paid for Obama's house.

A guru once said, "the mind is like a drunken monkey." If that's true, then my mind is an orangutan on a binge

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ietk says on Oct 24, 2008, 07:21:

Alvaro Uribe makes Chuck Norris cry in a fetal position when he says No sea tan marica!

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sanandressi says on Oct 24, 2008, 07:33:

Any president or politican will always have their detractors...it goes with the territory but it is hard to fault a guy with darn near 80 per cent popularity in a Democratic nation.

"This train will stop in Tucumcari"

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billyb says on Oct 24, 2008, 07:35:

jejej.

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sanandressi says on Oct 24, 2008, 07:40:

No! There is not much to question Palin on so forget it! Obama, Biden, and even McCain have more to question than Sarah and this pisses the feminist alternative lifestyle Democrats to the hilt! Hillary was OK but not Sarah! (Why would a modern feminist Hillary not divorce that husband who has cheated on her how many times?)

Supposedly 100,000 people went to a Obama rally in St.Louis right? St. Louis has what over a million people?

22,000 showed up in small Grand Junction, CO the other day for Sarah Palin. 50,000 people live in Grand Junction and only 75,000 in the whole county!

"This train will stop in Tucumcari"

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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 24, 2008, 08:44:

Please keep the US politics discussions in off-topic. They are polluting way too many threads.

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span_colombia says on Oct 24, 2008, 12:13:

yeah andres123, I preferred it when it was chuck norris.

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greg says on Oct 24, 2008, 13:53:

Can you get little Uribe action figures in Colombia?

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Simon says on Oct 24, 2008, 14:44:

">_> that's chuck norris not uribe :P"

Who the hell is Chuck Norris? I'm talking about Uribe!



"Can you get little Uribe action figures in Colombia?


There are Uribe talking dolls in Colombia:

http://otraexpresion.com/2008/06/17/muneco-de-alvaro-uribe-y-figura-vu...

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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Simon says on Oct 24, 2008, 16:50:

"Alvaro Uribe makes Chuck Norris cry in a fetal position when he says No sea tan marica!"

LMAO!!!

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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Simon says on Oct 24, 2008, 17:17:

"Uribe is a killer eh?
I've heard that one before"

Oh yeah....a 'killer' of narcoterrorists and other lowlifes!

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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greg says on Oct 24, 2008, 18:14:

That talking Uribe doll looks tan marica

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Buongone says on Oct 24, 2008, 21:13:

Nobody said anything about who they thought should run. Just a bunch of BS !!

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