TFL and I are contemplating our own site!

theflatline says on Sep 14, 2009, 13:58:

We will have plenty of pics of enanas.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:00:

Damn bro, you are really having a midget fetish.. You have to check out this TLC program "Little Couple" You might pop some wood!

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theflatline says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:02:

Is that the one with the midgets with all the kids? Not my bag man.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:03:

No thats Little People Big World on TLC as well! Hey you know what? I think that TLC might have a midget fetish... jajajjajaajj lol

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:09:

lefty13 says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:09:

You to are some of the most imformative, helpful and entertaining posters on this site. Would you stop contributing here? Could I post R-rated pictures from my trip reports on your site? Anything off-limits for discussion?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:11:

dwmte7 says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:11:

ya'll promise to take all the fighting, scratching, nit picking, back biting, lurching, stalking and spitting with you? then, you'll want to come back here.

wish ya'll good luck. shouldn't have any problems other than picking on each other and sneaking out with each other's girls. but if you keep it discreet there shouldn't be any problems.

d

patriarch

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theflatline says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:12:

We will stay posting here of course.

As for the WOW factor, Kat, maybe you could do a photo journalistic piece of your daily outfits. We do need an eye catcher, and you is one good looking gal.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:13:

I would like to keep the rules the same as on here to keep its integrity and respectability at a high level.. I will maybe try to incorporate a flash system so if you do post self "candid" pics they cannot be "right clicked saved".

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theflatline says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:14:

Define R rated material please. I suppose we could have a section for it it was not about actual mongering.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:14:

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:16:

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:20:

Elmin says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:21:

wonderfull idea, wont stop screenshots though

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theflatline says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:22:

Kat,

I was kidding about the little women cause of someone bragging about their 4 four nine inch girlfriend.

No need to go into the hassle of the right pic save thing. Because if it is on your screen there are tons of ways to grab a pic. There is no preventing it.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:23:

For sure we will Kat! Look at my opening statement! Everybody will be welcome and give a fair chance, Even MEDO as long as he behaves! No personal attacks will be strictly enforced! I belong to 2 other forums and it is so well moderated, No swearing , no personal attacks, its a "family site" over on those 2 sites. But furthest from BORING!!!!!!!!

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lefty13 says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:26:

R rated is sharing experiences and asking real questions that may once in a while have content of a sexual (or adult)nature. For example we could talk about what motels are good and why in Colombia or any other real subject that could get a little risque. I am an idiot and honestly do not know what mongering is.

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theflatline says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:28:

I like swearing.

I think I found Elmo in court.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:33:

We could allow that, Lefty no need for intimate details though, jajajajaj Im not going to guarantee you're not going to get the same cynical, sarcastic and obnoxious answers that you dont get here though buddy.. But no personal attacks though.. jajajjajajaj I hope you can handle that, you did pretty well prior! Do you know what? It helps sometimes though to be cynical because there are alot of bandidas out there.

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davidyamiga says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:40:

Will I be allowed to be a member?

Otra vez en casa...Cali!

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AFEE13 says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:40:

PCL....I know how to make it different, let ppl say whatever the hell they want and don't take down their posts for any dumb reason! I'm in

Never looking back or too far in front of me, the present is a gift and I just want to BE

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lefty13 says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:43:

I should have another trip report for you in a week or two. I am sure it will not be exciting as my last.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 14:44:

davidyamiga as knowledgeable and witty as you are? You just might be the 4th Mod we are looking for buddy!

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tannedincali (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 14, 2009, 15:48:

davidyamiga says on Sep 14, 2009, 15:50:

I have the right mind and the wrong mind...all in one!

Otra vez en casa...Cali!

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dwmte7 says on Sep 14, 2009, 16:03:

watch out david, it's a trap. been there done that. GOD forbid. look around you, the path is strewn with the casualties. i'm one of them.

patriarch

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Nucknfuts says on Sep 14, 2009, 16:21:

" No She-males "

Well that leaves me out.........

You are never lost, unless you don't want to be where your at.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 16:58:

Is that pesos? Because if it is, its very doable! jajajajajaaj lol

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 17:07:

I got it I got it! The new name's site! Are you ready? TAH DAHHHHHHHHH!


www.jajajajjajajajajajjajajajalol.ning.com thats 12 j's and 10 a's followed by a lol.. I already checked and its available!

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dwmte7 says on Sep 14, 2009, 17:13:

there's log on problems with dotning domains. if you have a previous name/password, it's hell. i gave up.

patriarch

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Aji1 says on Sep 14, 2009, 17:22:

how about How about "poorbutsarcastic" PBS. Oh damn, there goes that idea...

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

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Aji1 says on Sep 14, 2009, 17:25:

Ugh, my typing sucks tonight, better get a drink

AZ, I know, I just can rarely be serious though, it is a personal problem, jeje

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davidyamiga says on Sep 14, 2009, 17:43:

You know what? Hooters in Cali will open the end of October. Then I will have even LESS time to be here. And listen to derelicts!

Otra vez en casa...Cali!

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 17:45:

jjajajajajajaja surely you jest and are highly underestimating me. I can be as nasty as the rest of them, what you've never seen it?.. it will be more of a liberation for me... Thats what the delete button is for.. jajaja

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 14, 2009, 17:55:

jajjajajja AZU, dont feel left out bro, we are still going to be here to hold your hand... you can be an active member.. If you could read the direct correspondence from TFL he is more amped than I am.. You havent lost a son, you've gained a bro!

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davidyamiga says on Sep 14, 2009, 18:00:

Azunoman will go to the pool and swim with the mrs azunoman. He will forget about us!

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davidyamiga says on Sep 14, 2009, 18:21:

Azuno...no can cool enchiladas. My mom can! She will be here in January! Or let's open up a Taco Bell in Colombia!

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luck4unme says on Sep 14, 2009, 19:23:

Can you guarantee El Sapo won't be hacking everyones puter? Like he did with haleyed? :) :) :) :) :)

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Papi de Alejo says on Sep 14, 2009, 19:29:

TFL & PCL, last week you guys had me bypassing all of the security protocols at work to join you in a real crazy day on PBH. I did not get my project done as intended and had to do it over the weekend. For this I feel ashamed and chastised. Good thing that I had so much fun.

If you do this project, I will have to win the lottery first to participate as I do not think that my employers will ever see any more work from me. When you guys get serious, I know that it will be alot of fun. Oh what the heck, I need to change my lattitude anyways.

Live simply... Love generously... Care deeply... Speak kindly...

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babygirl says on Sep 14, 2009, 22:07:

P/C/L SAID

if you do post self "candid" pics they cannot be "right clicked saved".

That is such a good idea :)
**********
What about MAC users PCL. Not that I would want anybody's pics. ;)
so what's the purpose of a new site?

Best quote of the week... "should I be taking this pill with wine?" Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 15, 2009, 07:15:

I have a mac, whats the question? You cant save flash pictures, you know that. The purpose would be an alternative site that would allow all of the topics that are on this site along with relationship issues that dont seem to have a long life span on here.

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yummyj says on Sep 15, 2009, 08:23:

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Just because you have been to Colombia, that does NOT mean that you are anywhere near an expert on the place. Sorry. Truth hurts.

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Woodde says on Sep 15, 2009, 08:31:

I have a mac, whats the question? You cant save flash pictures, you know that.
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It would be rather pointless and give un-knowledgeable computer users a false sense of security in posting pictures. All someone would have to do is hit "Print Screen", paste the result into paint, save the picture. No amount of flash is going to save you.

4/9/09

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sloopskipper says on Sep 15, 2009, 08:40:

Normally a screen capture will produce a black space where the Flash video content should be, unless the video accelerator is tuned off, at least with XP. I have captured flash content several times, but haven't yet tried it with Vista, or on laptop.

Seems that some people think "everybody's outa step but me".

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 15, 2009, 08:46:

yummygay scum, I will still be here to torment you into oblivion! I live and thrive for it, you serial troll P.O.S Do I need to send you a PM so you can read this? Oh thats right, you have a phony Email attached to your account.. scumbag.. lol

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theflatline says on Sep 15, 2009, 08:52:

srip32.exe is all you need. On any version of windows.

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sloopskipper says on Sep 15, 2009, 08:55:

I just tested the capture, and not sure of the reason, but my new desktop running XP SP3, & laptop with Vista SP1 both copy the flash content without any added steps.

Older desktop with XP SP2 would not, but these machines have different video.

Seems that some people think "everybody's outa step but me".

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johnny2009 says on Sep 15, 2009, 12:38:

Be very careful entering into any transactions with TFL
I mean he is a nice guy but 50% Colombian = 50% Fuckwit

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theflatline says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:00:

Hey Johnny,

There is dutch jew and sicilian in there too.

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johnny2009 says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:02:

Be very careful entering into any transactions with TFL
I mean he is a nice guy but 50% Colombian = 50% Fuckwit

So apparently I should add, the clog wearing one-eared florist can probably make you up a nice suit, but don't fuck him off cos you will wake up with a horse's head in your bed

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:02:

It will be fine because I am 1/4 burro, 1/4 Spider Monkey and spawned by jackals.. :)

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theflatline says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:25:

I am willing to take offers on my girlfriends three gorgeous sisters.

1. They are all petite.
2. No kids
3. All know how to cook.
4. Smart
5. wholesome
6. no surgerys, tats, or painted on makeup

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johnny2009 says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:30:

Cut to the chase FlatLine, do they know how to use cutlery and can they fart the first 4 bars of a dios le pido?

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davidyamiga says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:35:

I will take one!!!

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theflatline says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:36:

Johnny,

They can use a knife and fork. The only drink beer when you take them out and don't dress like hookers carting gargantuan purses around.

AS for the farting. They actually do it in unison to popular reggaeton tunes. My girlfriend is the bass.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:36:

If I wasnt haplessly involved, I know you would toss me the partners discount, no? Send me a pic to take a looksy bro.. You know with me it will put in the Vault!

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johnny2009 says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:38:

Applying the laws of simple harmonics. By suggesting that your girlfriend is the bass, are you trying to tell us in a roundabout way that she has a baggy clacker?

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theflatline says on Sep 15, 2009, 13:44:

Damn,

I can't think of a witty retort.

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dwmte7 says on Sep 15, 2009, 14:02:

best offer i can make, norm, is, i'll save your life by taking them off your hands and put em on hold til i figure out how the mrs. will deal with this. but she leaves for medallo thursday next for two months, so i do a little taste testing while the youngest is off at school. je je

patriarch

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 15, 2009, 14:12:

" but she leaves for medallo thursday next for two months, so i do a little taste testing while the youngest is off at school. je je"

creeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! lol

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