Test ONLY

rocinante says on Sep 5, 2008, 19:30:

If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to tune to one of the broadcast stations in your area...

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

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dwmte7 says on Sep 6, 2008, 06:04:

gator...back in the sixties, some crazies in san francisco did a spoof on the nuclear defense test system and came on the air....."this is not a test, we repeat, this is not a test" well in seconds they had everyones attention. finally, after all the specifics of things one should do in the event of nuclear attack, they got to the final instructions, "#10, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye" they got in a lot of trouble with the FCC, but they sure did freak out the morning commuters in the bay area. they really did it good.

dwmte

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JumboBond007 says on Sep 6, 2008, 06:14:

Did you pass the test? lol

Deaf But Happy :)

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Gator says on Sep 6, 2008, 08:48:

Yes, I was advised to stand on a chair in the kitchen, Bend over, grab my ankles and kiss my ass good by.

(finally got it right-was trying to change my avitar) Some great comebacks-LMAO

"Credidi pretio parvo emere et magno vendere tibi in animo fuisse!" .

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