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Ten reasons why you should never cheat on your Colombiana

Ten reasons you should never cheat on your Colombiana include the following:
1) She will chop off your salchicha
2) She will chop off the woman's mangos that you were cheating with.
3) She will never stop trying to kill you.
4) She mostlikely is connected telepathically and every woman will know how small your salchicha really is.
5)Everything that you own will end up either missing or burned.
6)She will feed your salchicha to her chihuahua.
7)Her family will hunt you.
8)She will scream so loud in your ears that you will never hear again.
9)She will try to poke your eyes out.
10) She will bite you(actually removing flesh).

By (Deleted user) on May 30, 2006, 13:00 in Friendly Talkzone.

Rubiazo says on May 30, 2006, 23:45:

#10 is not hypthetical. I have witnessed the bite marks five months after the attack. The bite marks were on the arm but I was told she was going for the huevos!

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rustydude says on May 31, 2006, 09:55:

en espanol? I'd love to see these translated. I could take a stab at it but would mess it up badly. Anybody?

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z_gringo says on May 31, 2006, 10:04:

That is just stupid. You are saying that all Colombianas are psychoticly jealous?

Sure some are, but so are just as many women from all places.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 31, 2006, 10:06:

maybe brody got a looney one. :)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 31, 2006, 11:39:

oh, would that be calikitty, perhaps?

Cheers,
Desi

Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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utopiacowboy says on May 31, 2006, 11:40:

It's classic PBSH.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 31, 2006, 11:52:

Brody wrote "I would never even think of cheating on mine because then I would be really stupid."

yes of course, you said it because she will chop off your salchicha.

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aztec says on Jun 3, 2006, 03:11:

maybe brody got a looney one. :)Kat1 Well said Kat1.

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