TEN reasons why I should marry a Colombiana

arthur brode (☼Travelguide writer) says on May 28, 2006, 23:17:

lpdiver says on May 29, 2006, 02:45:

Hmmmmm..... Love didn't even make the top ten eh? It was the only reason I had.

T

"cook some rice!"

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on May 29, 2006, 04:08:

shawnnn what do you need help with, are you doubting of your Colombiana? apart from love do you need more reasons?

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kernow62 says on May 29, 2006, 04:59:

I agree with IP, what about just because you are compatible and love the person and she loves you. Who needs a list of reasons, she isn't a used car.

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lpdiver says on May 29, 2006, 06:44:

Pssst Kernow....It's LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLp. Thanks


T

"cook some rice!"

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Crazy4Cali says on May 29, 2006, 07:49:

if you need us to tell you... ...then either:

a) you have never met one
-- or --
b) they probably aren't for you.

If you have met one and they are for you, you won't need anyone to tell you why.

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arthur brode (☼Travelguide writer) says on May 29, 2006, 07:52:

utopiacowboy says on May 29, 2006, 09:34:

I recommend the Colombiana Stepford Wife or if you can't afford one of those, a high quality inflatable doll.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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rjstuff says on May 29, 2006, 09:58:

Ten reasons 1. Has a great set of tires
2. Low mileage
3. Fast starter
4. Handles nice on curves or has good curves for handling (I get mixed up on this)
5. Low gas consumption
6. Low gas emissions
7. Simple but efficient gauges
8. Low maintenance cost (I wish)
9. Nice, beautiful, sexy view
10. Large knobs for tuning
someone add some more

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Miguel_Clavo says on May 29, 2006, 10:01:

Hey C4C,,kinda like Harleys, then? "If i have to explain, then.. you wouldn't understand!" jajaja..

hey, UC, now theres an idea....Colombian Stepford Wife,,,,would be a great seller in the US!!! www.colombianstepfordwives.com.....coming soon to a neighborhood near you !!! jajaja...

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...faltan 32 días...Colombia es pasión!

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Gomezman5 says on May 29, 2006, 19:43:

I have to defend Mr.Brode here OK, so he left off the word Love.

But you know what, if a woman has all the items that Arthur Brode mentions, those redeeming attributes have got to make you want to love her. Don't you think?


And UC.

You have been playing with that inflatable doll forever. Sometimes I think that is the paisa you married.

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shawnnn says on May 29, 2006, 23:53:

I love Colombia por que no

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on May 30, 2006, 00:04:

arthur's list placing health/cleanliness so high up makes me wonder what kind of women has he dated before going to Cali...

Cheers,
Desi


Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone
else's life.

-Kobi Yamada

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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arthur brode (☼Travelguide writer) says on May 30, 2006, 00:10: