Teacher position open in Medellin

RAAAY says on Sep 6, 2007, 05:15:

Why the picture..??

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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vicshere says on Sep 6, 2007, 06:33:

why the picture???.... cause this isn't Kansa this is Colombia and a picture is part of your resume

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Sep 6, 2007, 06:39:

I think BogotaBrian has a crush on his boss.

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vicshere says on Sep 6, 2007, 06:45:

tinto we just hope its a she.....I have a crush on a Russian teacher's tits...they are bigems

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bogotabrian says on Sep 6, 2007, 10:49:

The pictures because it is a good idea to have one embedded in your resume at the top with a PROFESSIONAL picture...meaning dressed professionally. It really helps in Colomiba trust me.

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englishhunk says on Sep 6, 2007, 11:18:

where do they get these people from ? We have supposedly professional, people looking for serious people to do a job for them and they eitheir cant spell properly ( even though they are supposed to be masters and teachers of the english language) or they are demanding pictures because " It really helps in COLOMIBA trust me ".
Jeez.......im just glad im not paying you to teach my kids.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Sep 6, 2007, 12:05:

Yeah, the principle/principal error is kind of funny. Easy enough to mix them up, but it was done twice in a post about teaching English.

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RUV says on Sep 6, 2007, 13:29:

I have seen over a dozen resumes from Mexico and they all have pictures on the top right hand corner. I asked my friend who sent me her resume and she said that is how it is done.

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tomtom33 says on Sep 6, 2007, 13:49:

The all girls school sounds good, but I am not interested in teaching anyone under 18. And I don't wear ties anymore.

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vicshere says on Sep 6, 2007, 18:48:

tom tom not ties around your neck... you would have to tie something round your pecker

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RAAAY says on Sep 6, 2007, 19:41:

I would like to formally submit my application to teach at the ALL GIRLS school............Brian.....please let your principal know........cancel your search immediately...............I know all sorts of shit about science..............what'ya call that thing......periodic table.......or whatever.....something like that........eurika......the apple falling off the tree.......gravity.........so.....anyway....I'm obviously perfect for the job..........please e-mail pictures of my new students................
Yours, hornyoldbastard at hotmail.com

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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robi666 says on Sep 6, 2007, 19:43:

Tom, then you can share your class with Morphus: I am sure that he would take the ones under 18.

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

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tomtom33 says on Sep 7, 2007, 04:43:

Great idea, Robi. Morph and I can double-team 'em.

Vic, I need something to help hold it up. It's hell getting old.

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curramberochris says on Sep 7, 2007, 08:57:

Most job applications I have seen here ask for a photo, maybe it helps the boss to find a new worker to sleaze over. A lot of my friends have told they have recieved unwanted advances from their bosses.....

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bradenmiami says on Sep 12, 2007, 13:38:

A photo at the top of a resume is an absolute must here in Colombia. Do you seriously not know that?

The "lovemedellin website" is a piece of crap made by some moron who has only been to Medellin once...you'd be better off reading the Lonely Planet advice from a guy who never even came here!

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vicshere says on Sep 12, 2007, 19:20:

so the old guys can jerk off to the hotties pictures at their desk..what else

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