Taking my sweetheart home...got the visa canada

Azul says on Apr 17, 2007, 11:25:

Congrats jinks And thanks for the encouragement! I know my day will come......

las cosas caen por su propio peso

0 funny, 0 helpful.

oldbongo says on Apr 17, 2007, 12:02:

well done son. as oldbongo has always said, ...do it right.

la commandante arrived here from cartagena in winter
and had to suffer freeze shock. and thats' in the very
warmest part. now after 2 and a half years, guess what,
it's still sweaters in the summer, and higher heating bills,
and life in canada compared to the barrio is as quiet as a funeral.
but, she kinda likes it here, in paradise, and thinks of the future, whereas in colombia, she can only think of the present dilemma.
just tell your wife to expect that everything will be different,
and, not to worry too much, you will take care of her to begin, and she will prosper. at least you get to come home to good weather.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

oldbongo says on Apr 17, 2007, 12:06:

that's easy, kid. just live on the west coast,
and fly south for winter.
like a duck.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

analyzethis1 says on Apr 17, 2007, 12:16:

Hey Jinks...where in Canada will you be residing?

There are two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we receive, and the larger kind we feel for what we give. E.A. Robinson

0 funny, 0 helpful.

jinksmiester says on Apr 17, 2007, 12:31:

Im always looking for the the sun in dec and jan.That won,t change.
I exspect we will be visiting Colombia a lot,in time purchase a place here.
I know maintaining ties to family is not only important but nessecary for a successful relationship.Her family is now my family,and you could,nt ask for better people.Even if she does,nt want to come back..i do...colombia is passion.I love it.

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

0 funny, 0 helpful.

jinksmiester says on Apr 17, 2007, 12:35:

I own and run a small modern country hotel,Dewberry Alberta.Its about 2 hours east of Edmonton.I have a house in the country.it will be a big change from Barranquilla.

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Man Tequila says on Apr 17, 2007, 12:47:

All the best, jinksmiester. Keep us posted on how things go.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Menemsha says on Apr 17, 2007, 13:35:

Marina De Baru Does anyone know how construction is proceeding at Marina De Baru?
Also, is there any progress on road improvements from Cartagena to Baru? Thank you in advance.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Robert Jorge says on Apr 17, 2007, 16:06:

It's a great feeling jinks. Good luck!

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Titan says on Apr 17, 2007, 18:17:

Congratulations!!! Can you please give us a time-line so we could appreciate the beaurocratic red tape etc... From the initial petition etc... to the arrival of the VISA? Did you use an attorney? Do you think an attorney would expedite the waiting time? Anyways, Congrats bro.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Terry2 says on Apr 17, 2007, 18:36:

Good on you guys! All the best to you two...

...another canuck working towards the day...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 17, 2007, 20:19:

Now Jinksmeister, you're not following the party line. No Colombian could possibly be happy in Canada - that is offical PBSH dogma and you as a PBSH member are expected to abide by what the party says. Everything that they have in Canada they have in Colombia but bigger and better (geez they sound like frigging Texans). And don't even think about having children in Canada because gringo children are little devils but Colombian children are good and pure and wholesome.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

dalharrma1 says on Apr 17, 2007, 21:01:

hello my name is marc and i am going to visit barranquilla, columbia in the next few months. i am an american and i live in arkansas. i met a beautiuful young lady through international introductions in barranquilla...we have been communicating by email and webcam for 6 months. i am going to get a hotel room at the hotel prado in barranquilla...my spanish girl will be staying with me for 10 days and she will be my guide in the country. i will not be traveling to bogota or cali. i may go to cartegena with my girl guide. we are very close and i am thinking of marrying her and bringing her back to the u.s. we have discussed this in detail. i do not know how much a visa will cost to bring her back to u.s. and she has a 9 year old son too. i will inquire with the u.s. embassy when i get to columbia. do you have any suggestions about securing her and her son a visa...i will be getting engaged to her while i am in columbia. she is coming to visit me in october of this year..i will be able to get her a fiance visa...i have been told this is not too hard. please if you have any suggestions or comments about the area...what is safe to do...what is not safe to do...if you have heard anything about international introductions...it is a latin-wife agency in barranquilla, columbia and the owner is an american named jaime...and his columbian wife is karina..please let me know. i will be in barranquilla, columbia for 10 days. please advise and please be truthful, marc

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 17, 2007, 21:08:

Looking for the truth? Imagine Jack Nicholson barking out "You can't handle the truth!" That's the PBSH motto.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

manu1999 says on Apr 17, 2007, 21:14:

colombia so many people mis-spell it. mate, if you're going to the country, you gotta know how to spell it.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Robert Jorge says on Apr 17, 2007, 21:54:

You said you would be with your Spanish girl? What is your Colombiana going to think? Sorry, I am just being ugly now. I am pretty sure I am like a lot of the guys here, who are just shaking their heads. For whatever it is worth, please read posts and past threads on this site for a few days. There are so many things you are naive / ignorant about, based on what you wrote; I don't know where to begin. And I mean that with all due respect ... not a put-down. I have a feeling you may wonder what I mean by "ignorant." I will type one example ... you do the rest of the work. #1: You state you are not going to Bogota but will check with the embassy. Ok, but how can you do that without being in Bogota? That's where the embassy is. But it is all moot, because you have to go through a K1 visa process to get her here, and that doesn't start at the embassy - it ends there. But, you have to have visited her within the past 2 years before you file the application .... and I could go on and on and on. Please, spend lots of time on this site just absorbing info. Give it a couple of weeks actually, an hour or two a day. That's my advice / 2 cents worth.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

miamimike says on Apr 17, 2007, 23:22:

Dalharrma1, Consider this in your rush To Marry,,, If you marry and bring the 9 year old Son to the USA,you are obligated to maintain the Son Financially for 10 years and the New Wife for 5 years by the Affadavit of Support(federal immigration) you sign prior to marrying her. Think about a Prenuptial Agreement in English and Spanish(officially translated to english btw)prior to marrying. Don't know if I would stay at the Del Prado first time I would be meeting this Lady as when she sees you shelling out the Bucks for a stay there, you may give her the Idea you are loaded to the Hilt with US Greenbacks,,,Why not stay 2-3 blocks down the street at the Hotel Sema(believe thats how its spelled)its a decent Safe budget hotel and it won't give her the idea you are a Daddy Warbucks with lots of $$$. Take her for a daytrip out to Puerto Colombia(close to barranquilla) and see how the real Coastal Colombians live; nice Pier to walk out on and spend the day at then grab a nice Fish Dinner out of a Straw Hut Typical Beach Restaurant. Infamous PBH poster Elmo Tomorrow will surely give you some Sage Advice as he is a Dyed in the Wool Barranquilla Corroncho who knows the "score" in the city you will be visiting. Pay heed to his Sage Advice,,,Elmo will steer you down the right track in Barranquilla :)

Elmo and Ladyfriend:

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/user/1430

Avatar Legend: Bush "If any of you Reporters are wondering, it was a Size 10"

0 funny, 0 helpful.

goin_south says on Apr 18, 2007, 00:28:

maybe they're goin... modular BazookoJoe!

Imagine...

Why Not Colombia?..........Stay Tuned, for more.... utterly worthless, self-indulgent gobbets of nonsense.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

jinksmiester says on Apr 18, 2007, 03:16:

no lawyer I did not use a lawyer.I think having everything in the file they need made a differance.I sent out letters to immigration(Minister) trying to speed it up(telling them a year to get my wife to Canada is b/s.
Sent a letter to the premier of Alberta as well and evertime i was here in BQ to see my wife i sent a letter to the embassy in Bogota (email)asking them to add the letter to our file and asking if there was anything they needed to please contact me and asking for there help. Total time frame was about 8 months. I was married in BQ aug 5/06 and sent the sponsorship and PR visa app out aug 20/06.It took about 7 weeks to have the sponsorship approved and the PR app was in Bogota on oct25/06.Immigraton did not require an interview,however we had tons of proof of our relationship going back two years.I don,t think an attorney would have made a difference as apps are processed in the order recieved.I think an attorney would have added months to the processing time sending documents back and forth.

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

0 funny, 0 helpful.

rocinante says on Apr 18, 2007, 05:37:

Oh the happiness When the bride comes in. That's a long wait.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 18, 2007, 12:55:

Are you sure that she's a real Colombian? No real Colombian woman would ever leave Colombia and if she would, it means that she's bottom of the barrel. You need to dump her and live in Colombia so you can get the real thing.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 18, 2007, 15:30:

I won't be happy in Canada UC, that is to frigging cold for me!! is colder than the UK! I watched a program about Quebec, it was winter in there, hell I would have to learn how to hibernated, cuz otherwise ian't leaving the chimeney for the whole winter season.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

chester says on Apr 18, 2007, 15:52:

arkansas dude dude, you don't know shit. first of all, forget getting a Fiancee Visa by October if you're not even going to arrive in Colombia for a few months.

it takes at least 6 months to obtain. and you need to have met in person before you can file.

maybe she can get a tourist Visa to visit you, but I doubt it...possible, but not likely.

also, this is not a great site for Visa info...try

http://visajourney.com/forums/index.php?act=home


also, while there is nothing wrong with using an introduction service, there is also nothing wrong with looking on your own.

I looked the site over, it seems like your typical introduction service, no better or worse than the others.

In my opinion, you will spend over 10K in multiple trip costs, agency fees and Visa fees and other expenses before your get your Fiancee to the US. and the entire process will probably take at least a year.

I believe this to be typical time and cost frame for bringing a Colombiana to the US.

I would concentrate on just enjoying your trip to Colombia and let whatever happens, happen.

in the meantime, keep reading and learning about the Visa process.

and I hope like hell you speak at least some spanish...if not, start learning now.

and, I haven't even addressed whether you are a fat bastard or simple.

if so, do not give up hope...these handicaps can be overcome with work.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 18, 2007, 16:01:

I know a paisa who is living in Montreal and she is very happy. Then again, she is not a real Colombiana.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

analyzethis1 says on Apr 18, 2007, 19:59:

Ah c'mon Kat! Canada ain't all igloos and beaver pelts and racoon hats! At least visit Vancouver and the West Coast before speculating that Canada is nothing but a sheet of ice over it!

Just the summer before last, we had a record-breaking 40-something days without a single drop of rain! And this past winter, we had a rare season with more than the average 2 days' worth of snow (everyone blames it on global warming of course).

Avoid every other province in Canada but you must, at the very least, come visit Vancouver! Colombia's Independence Day is celebrated here and it's getting bigger every year :p

I'll be your hostess with the mostess!

There are two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we receive, and the larger kind we feel for what we give. E.A. Robinson

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 18, 2007, 21:31:

After having seen your photos, you are the hostess with the mostess. Very fine.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

jinksmiester says on Apr 18, 2007, 21:35:

I know a few colombiano,s I know a few colobiano,s living in Canada and i believe its like the one of them said to me.You can be happy anywhere.In any event there is a lot more opportunity to prosper in Canada than in Colombia and bieng my wife she is automatically on the payroll...id rather pay her than revenue Canada.I think there is a lot she will like about canada as well..(like most places don,t need bars on the windows...and you can travel for miles without bieng pulled over by policio or milta)..Canada is safe.As well my house will seem like a castle to her compared to what she is used to here.I also think a trip through British columbia,Banff ,Jasper, and the rocky mountains will blow her away.She will get to see and experience just as i have here in colombia.There will be winter to contend with, but along with that will be snowmobiling and hockey and (for sure)trips back to BQ to visit family here.
I will go out of my way to keep her happy and if she wants arepas and mangos in january i,ll buy them regardless of the price.
She does not know it,but when she gets to my place in Canada manny of my family will be there to meet her.Im having the house decorated with flowers and banners weloming her to Canada and into my family.
Im now looking into mabee trying to bringing one of her sisters over to canada on a temporary work visa for 6 months or a year...but bieng her sister now has family (my wife and me) in Canada, not sure if it will fly with immigration... I would also be her employer...it will be interesting to see what they say..i,ll post it when i get an answer

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

0 funny, 0 helpful.

rocinante says on Apr 19, 2007, 04:54:

To be real, it's got to be real "Are you sure that she's a real Colombian? No real Colombian woman would ever leave Colombia and if she would, it means that she's bottom of the barrel."UTCHow can you have such a low opinion of this guy's new wife? I know plenty of Real Colombians living outside of Colombia. I drank with them last night!

I will however say that a Colombiana with kids, putting herself on the web and entertaining emails from men who don't speak her language and live thousands of miles away, Colombianas who will endure a year long visa proccess and marry a man she's met twice - a man she never would even consider dating if she had a decent job and no kids, is not my type. But I'm picky like that.

But saying they are not real Colombians is assinine. You're talking about your wife too UTC!

Oh and by the way, just because your wives aren't my type it's no reason to feel insulted or insult others or feel they are not Colombianas. I also don't care for breast implants - and I need to be able to have an in depth conversation with a woman who has a brain, not just tits and ass - like I said, I'm picky.

Isn't Colombiche living in Canada for years? She's 100% Paisa pues. Except for her weight(400 lbs she says?) she's my type - if you understand what I've written. I've written it before and it's searchable here.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

0 funny, 0 helpful.

rocinante says on Apr 19, 2007, 05:01:

Hecho en Colombia While visiting the US to see my folks I'm probably going to end up meeting and dating a bilingual Latina living in the US and "relocating" her to Medallo. I'll be doing the reverse mail order bride thingy. What do ya have to say about a women like that?

And if this girl I end up meeting in the US is from Colombia so what if she has been in the US for 10 years? She was born in Colombia, has Colombian parents - She's still 100% Colombian - wether she's in New York, Canada or wherever.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 19, 2007, 06:08:

thanks analyzethis, I will :))) i made sure is in summer....jijij

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 19, 2007, 06:15:

How could Colombiche possibly be your type? She's not living in Colombia. I thought you were looking for the real thing.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 19, 2007, 06:41:

I’ve been asked a number of times my thoughts regarding the cultural shock facing a Barranquillera when leaving home. Let me first tell you that Barranquilleros are like no other people in Colombia.
Our brothers and sisters from the interior adapt a lot sooner to new surroundings , in most cases they are dying to get the fok outta their cities, but for most barranquilleras leaving home is unthinkable and if they have to , there’s a good chance you gonna have one very depressed ANGRY broad on your hands. You don’t wanna be around a pissed off barranquillera.
Look at my sorry ass, more than 40 years living in the most exciting diversed city , second to none, in the world, yet not a minute goes by with out me wishing I was back home.
I posted this video before,
This time I’m asking you to study it very carefully, look closely at the faces of those extremely happy, overjoyed , delighted, jubilant, ecstatic proud barranquilleras, they adore, worship their music, their people, their lifestyle. No other Colombians display such intense joy for life, and for their culture.
You take a barranquillera away from there and place her in a quiet , gloomy, cold, cloudy place and is like removing the cheese from a cheese enchilada, all you have left is an empty hollow shell, death soon follows and is not her who’s gonna die, guess who?
Now if you’re taking her happy fine currambera ass to a comfy home in Miami, then she’ll love you long fokin time.


life is a bitch, then you die!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Azul says on Apr 19, 2007, 07:08:

Elmo NO. Life is a bitch, then you marry one, then you die!

las cosas caen por su propio peso

0 funny, 0 helpful.

jinksmiester says on Apr 19, 2007, 07:09:

I think UTC is just joking around and i actually got some laughs from his responses...I think he,s just trying to get a rise out of me and im okay with that.(sorry cowboy ..you could,nt rain (or snow)on my parade no matter how hard you try...you know that anyhow..My wife is for sure 100% Colombiano , and proud to be so.She was,nt searching for me and i was,nt searching for her.We met by accident and she was to good to pass up.The tears are already falling in her family and we don,t even leave till the 28th. Our relationship did,nt just happen overnight,ive been traveling back and forth (12 trips
at an average of 4 to 6 weeks each time)for the last two and half years.I met a lot of beautiful ladys down here but im with her because she has a beautiful heart...guess what U.T.C. Im Canadian and proud of that fact.Every country in the world has its pro,s and cons.
Some of the pro,s of Canada are a lot of natural beauty,thousands of unspoiled lakes...manny seldom or never fished in.Tremendous opportunitys for employment in Alberta..(I have a journeymans ticket in the trades and don,t even have to leave my house to find work...they call me).Basically zero unemployment in Alberta and a great standard of living(i know people who are easily pulling in 100 to 150 thou a year as trademan.
Id say one of the cons for the U.S. IS JORGE BUTCH.
opps.. sorry i got that confused with the name a guy i know here in BQ gave his jackass.
Anyhow ,my point is that anyone who thinks that Canada is just snow and ice is uneducated.There is a lot more to it than that.
Our plans are to buy a place down here in Colombia as well as keep my home in Canada.Live in Canada in the nicer months and Colombia the rest of the year.I,ll one day sell my business,and if i still choose to work ill work the oil patch in alberta part time.For now though the name of the game is capital appreciation.Im fortunate to have my business at present as even if im not there its still producing an income.The down side is i can only be away for just so long and i have to return.All in all i think the future looks pretty bright.

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 19, 2007, 07:15:

barraquilleras love miami cus is only one hour from home.

life is a bitch, then you marry one, then she takes all your money and then you fokin die a broke ass modefoque!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

gringolondinense says on Apr 19, 2007, 07:50:

talking of adapting to living in a new country... PIGLET BANNED IN ENGLAND :-)


Muslims win toy pigs ban

NOVELTY pig calendars and toys have been banned from a council office — in case they offend Muslim staff.

Workers in the benefits department at Dudley Council, West Midlands, were told to remove or cover up all pig-related items, including toys, porcelain figures, calendars and even a tissue box featuring Winnie the Pooh and Piglet.

Bosses acted after a Muslim complained about pig-shaped stress relievers delivered to the council in the run-up to the Islamic festival of Ramadan.

Muslims are barred from eating pork in the Koran and consider pigs unclean.

Councillor Mahbubur Rahman, a practising Muslim, backed the ban. He said: “It’s a tolerance of people’s beliefs.”

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 19, 2007, 08:11:

them muslim gonna hate my sorry ass, i eat pig almost every day. the tamale lady who sells outside the subway station where i live sells only two type of tamale, Puerco (pig) and chicken.
I always go for the puerco con aji verde, the real hot one.


life is a bitch, then you marry one, then she takes all your fokin money, then you die a broke ass modefoque!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

gringolondinense says on Apr 19, 2007, 08:42:

lechon is my fave! crispy and delicious! especially the skin

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Colombiche says on Apr 19, 2007, 09:49:

Since I'm being discussed in absentia 400 pounds and counting....Just ask rubito, he knows!

BTW, the city in the world with the highest number of foreign born residents is.... NYC? London? No, it is Toronto ladies and gentlemen so get those pictures of igloos and beavers out of your heads. It's cold as hell up here, people are stiff but this city is packed with Indians, Somalians, Chinese, Arabs etc etc. The other day I was at the supermarket on Jane and Wilson, I counted about 100 people and I was the closest thing to a caucasian in the place (and I am off-white).

Not as high a percentage of spics as NYC, but I have at least 4 different colombian bakeries in my hood, I don't think anybody in London can make that claim.

Now, I would NOT live anywhere else in Canada but Toronto. Anywhere north of toronto I would shrivel up and die. MTL is very hip, but too bloody cold, Quebec is picturesque but that is about it. Calgary, Edmonton, not my cup of tea. Moose Jaw, Petawawa, please shoot me!

People say Vancouver is nice, I can't say much cause I haven't been there yet. When I want sun and beach I usually head south, I don't want to hop on a plane for 6hrs and still be in Canuckiztan, no que jartera.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 19, 2007, 10:22:

mira pela, i was thinking more of moose and antelope roaming around.


life is a bitch, then you marry one, then she takes all your fokin money, then you die a broke ass modefoque!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Colombiche says on Apr 19, 2007, 10:25:

Antelope? Wrong continent Elmo!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 19, 2007, 10:27:

all kidding aside, sin mama gallo, i was in montreal for 2 days, it had to be the longest 2 days of my life. At 8 pm everything was close. Luckily we went down around 7 pm and had dinner at a nice restaruant close to the hotel. The only other non white faces was a group of injuns, but those modefoues looked more liked very tanned chinese.


life is a bitch, then you marry one, then she takes all your fokin money, then you die a broke ass modefoque!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Colombiche says on Apr 19, 2007, 10:30:

I never wear a watch everytime I ask people for the time they always stop and give me the time. I have no problem getting directions either, and people here always hold the door for you.

These must be perks that come with weighing 400 pds.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 19, 2007, 10:34:

when those injuns saw us(my buddy is cheyenne and arapaho from oklahoma) they gave us that "damn. now you guys really look like fokin injuns" look. We both had very long hair then


life is a bitch, then you marry one, then she takes all your fokin money, then you die a broke ass modefoque!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

webmanco says on Apr 19, 2007, 10:36:

jinksmiester You seem to had everything well planned. I just want to congratule on your way of handling sarcastic replies. I just can't help either to laugh at some of the replies.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

0 funny, 0 helpful.

elmodefoque says on Apr 19, 2007, 10:43:

Guys, please don’t get upset, but I remember my high school teacher Mr. Hudson telling us that Canada was a United States national park. This was back in the late 60’s Haaren High on 59th and 10th ave Manhattan.
Please keep in mind, I was just a very naïve injun kid from La Guajira.

life is a bitch, then you marry one, then she takes all your fokin money, then you die a broke ass modefoque!

I'll get there, when I get there!

0 funny, 0 helpful.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 19, 2007, 11:20:

Too cold too cold for me are those places are too cold for me

0 funny, 0 helpful.

rocinante says on Apr 19, 2007, 15:44:

Colombiche, nena mía Por qué nos has dicho que eres gorda y tienes bigote? Lo escribiste algunas veces en este foro. No importa - soy gordísimo y peludo también, por eso deberíamos salirnos un día cuando estés en medallo o nueva york. A pesar de que soy muy chevere, probablemente somos gemelos separados, después de nacer, que piensas hermana mía?

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 19, 2007, 19:43:

You guys have to remember that Jinksmeister is a fellow Canadian and he knew perfectly well that I was just wanking him. Good to see you enjoying life, dude! I bet you and the old lady will have a lot of fun together in the Great White North. Take off, eh.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Colombiche says on Apr 19, 2007, 19:50:

Epa Rocinante, feliz dia del gamin!

Yo nunca le he faltado al respeto a usted, por favor no me irrespete de esa manera ni me diga grocerias en frente de los otros foristas, es un favor que le pido si es tan gentil, me hizo sentir sumamente mal y apenada con eso que acaba de escribir, no se porque me habla asi.

Si ven, despues preguntan porque las mujeres no posteamos en PBH, no se porque a mi persona la atacan tanto, de verdad que esto cansa, no poder postear tranquila sin que de alguna manera alguien se este metiendo conmigo.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

rocinante says on Apr 19, 2007, 20:27:

no sé que pasó Tienes razón - por eso he cambiado mis palabras.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

0 funny, 0 helpful.

Colombiche says on Apr 19, 2007, 20:30:

Gracias por cambiar sus palabras, pero igual, tampoco soy gorda ni tengo bigote.... eso lo digo tan solo de chiste.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

0 funny, 0 helpful.

rocinante says on Apr 19, 2007, 20:32:

ya entiendo tu chiste. Estaba practicando español guache, y insulté mi pobrecito amigo elmo también. A veces estoy muy perberza. Te ruego me disculpe. No soy viejo ni importante, por eso vamos a tutear por favor.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Not that the US president actually runs the US." Feb 5, 2008

0 funny, 0 helpful.

poco says on Apr 19, 2007, 20:57:

What ever happened to Daver ??? live in Colombia so you can get the real thing.

He'd given up life in Canada and moved to Medellin. I've wondered if he went back or "adjusted".

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

0 funny, 0 helpful.

jinksmiester says on Apr 19, 2007, 23:25:

Ya`cowboy...i knew you were just jerking my chain..(hey man whats life if you are,nt having fun)...your okay by me amigo!Hey ..and don,t worry ..when it gets cold out i,ll keep my wife occupied showing her how us canadians stuff beaver....that will keep a smile on her face

A man is not old until regret takes the place of dreams

0 funny, 0 helpful.

utopiacowboy says on Apr 20, 2007, 05:56:

You da man, Jinks!
You da man, Jinks!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

0 funny, 0 helpful.

CanadaMan says on Apr 20, 2007, 11:57:

Congrats Jinkmiester I am happy that you got your visa for your wife. Poco ,I wonder what happened to Daver also ?

Jeff


Formerly WidowerfromCanada

Formerly WidowerfromCanada...I am engaged to a wonderful Peruviana.

0 funny, 0 helpful.