Stabbin' cabin

elmodefoque says on Apr 23, 2007, 09:23:

I also loved that view but more than that I like to discuss what makes for a god solid stabin cabin.
I know many guys here are now terrified, they don’t want to disturb the hornet’s nest thus causing the painful wrath of women, that’s why I like to direct my post exclusively to those guys and gals who visit Colombia for one reason, and one reasons only, CHUCHA!!!!!!!
I plan to have a stabin cabin in barranquilla with a view of el mar caribe and I wanna take this opportunity to invite all my fellow PBH members, no matter where the hell you’re from as long as you share the same interest, CHUCHA!!!!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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Miguel says on Apr 23, 2007, 09:31:

Thanks for the offer Since my stabbin' cabin will be in El Sanctuario, I will ride my burro up to your penthouse to catch that ocean view...and you are invited down south so you can save your pesos on entertainment!

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elmodefoque says on Apr 23, 2007, 09:43:

rufus, thank god you're still around, i thought all the guys turned into scared pantsies.

miguel we pick them up in south curramba and stab then in the north, my place.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Apr 23, 2007, 09:49:

Guys, you see that chick “lauthra� that’s the broad I’m most crazy about; she is so damn beautiful it hurts. She’s the ultimate classic Colombian beauty, but she hates me!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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Miguel says on Apr 23, 2007, 09:50:

Dime elmo Where the fuck do I park my burro when I arrive in your penthouse?

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elmodefoque says on Apr 23, 2007, 09:57:

Man, as soon as my stabin cabin is finish I wanna throw the biggest house warming party in all fokin Barranquilla. All I want from my guests is one gallon of either aguardiente antioqueño or Ron Caldas. I’m gonna have 2 bedrooms for guests and a dozen sleeping bags. You guys better take turn using the guest bedroom cus no way you gonna f-k in my bed.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Apr 23, 2007, 10:00:

miquel, plenty of monte near by. tie that modefouqe under a tree. all that land up there still under construction

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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oldbongo says on Apr 23, 2007, 11:53:

hey rufus.. oldbongo remembers the first day he took out his bayliner,
happiest day ever, until the day, 10 years later, they finally
hauled it away and put it out of its' misery.
now he remembers why they always used to say:
" if it floats, flies, or ----s,.....rent it."

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tomtom33 says on Apr 23, 2007, 12:01:

Elmo You decided against Bocagrande/Laguito?

I'm just finishing the work on my place in Medellin(Conquistadores). I still have my place in Laguito. I plan to spend most of my time in MDE, but I should be in CTG for Feb.

Ruf, I have a 21' Sea Ray in Wisconsin. I only troll for chicas. However, I never catch any in Wis.

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mecca says on Apr 23, 2007, 12:12:

esanch, please let me know what kind of furniture you're looking for. I'm also looking for furniture.

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morphus says on Apr 23, 2007, 18:13:

Stabbin Cabin "Morphus, I for one would like to see more photos of your place in Cart. I loved that view, is it for sale? Thanks"

There are plenty of apartments in Cartagena. I usually rent a 3 bedroom with 2 other guys for about $90 a night. It comes out to $30 each. Heres some pics:

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morphus says on Apr 23, 2007, 18:13:

Bar

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morphus says on Apr 23, 2007, 18:14:

Kitchen

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morphus says on Apr 23, 2007, 18:15:

Balcony

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morphus says on Apr 23, 2007, 18:18:

Bedroom

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morphus says on Apr 23, 2007, 18:24:

La Sala

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morphus says on Apr 23, 2007, 18:45:

Jennifer Lopez came to visit me one night. She's a woman with fine tastes :)

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coffee beaner says on Apr 23, 2007, 19:31:

So morphus which ones ...are the prepagos?? Gotta love Colombia!

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David in Idaho says on Apr 23, 2007, 19:33:

Dang Morphus You hang out with some hot chicks. That's for sure. That one with the blue airbrushed ass looks like Morena Baccarin, clearly one of the most beautiful women in the 'verse.

So by any chance is that you kissing, smoking, and drinking crappy beer behind the white rectangle?

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utopiacowboy says on Apr 23, 2007, 19:46:

I like the jet black hair of that first little girl. Reminds me of my wife's hair - it's almost like blue black ink. That chick may grow up to be a hottie - we'll see how she looks after she's done with puberty.

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Robert Jorge says on Apr 23, 2007, 21:18:

Elmo will surely go crazy now.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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utopiacowboy says on Apr 23, 2007, 21:24:

What do you mean "go crazy"? He's been there and back.

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Man Tequila says on Apr 23, 2007, 22:44:

Well, he's been there...
Well, he's been there...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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goin_south says on Apr 23, 2007, 23:51:

and Diagnosed by Dr. M. Tequila exactamente, con mucho precision

Colombia; It's...a Party!

I'D RATHER BE.........IN COLOMBIA :-))

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elmodefoque says on Apr 24, 2007, 06:09:

hey morph keep numbers of all those cachacas, when my stabbin cabin is ready in curramba i wanna fill that place with both costeña and cachaca broads, see which one is better in the sack.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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aztec says on Apr 25, 2007, 06:26:

morphus, I am not being... ...judgmental but is the girl pouring the coke of legal age? If you aren't careful you will end up in a Colombian jail.

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elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2007, 06:53:

Don’t know from you guys but I’m nuts about the one way in the bottom, black top, with the slutty, I wanna culia all day long face. Tiene cara de arecha que no aguanta. Just looking at her makes me tinggly all over.
She’s got that! don’t give me fokin flowers, don’t tell me you fokin love me, don’t be fokin gentle, I wanna get drunk and I want it in every which way.
she’s perfect for me.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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billyb says on Apr 25, 2007, 07:13:

Morph, are you going to have a ...... big party when the girl in the first picture celebrates her first communion?

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elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2007, 07:54:

my all time favorite stabbin victim in barranquilla

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2007, 07:55:

que culo mas lindo, que jopo mas lindo, PURA barranquillera nojodaaaaa!!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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utopiacowboy says on Apr 25, 2007, 10:23:

What are you talking about, Aztec?!? That chick's gotta be 12 years old. That's not legal?

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morphus says on Apr 25, 2007, 10:26:

Relax, the girl in the fist Relax, the girl in the first pic is 19 years old.

Modefoque, the girl on the bottom is Barranquillera.

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utopiacowboy says on Apr 25, 2007, 10:31:

19??????? Yeah five years from now. I'm in middle school and she looks like a chick in one of my classes. Hell she hasn't even got any tits yet.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 25, 2007, 10:35:

morphus stabbing cabin or more likely Morphus kindergarden

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elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2007, 10:54:

hey morph, of course! she's 100% prime cut barranquillera.
We got more real monas than anywhere in colombia.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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tomtom33 says on Apr 25, 2007, 11:03:

Geez, Morph You got the natives riled.

One of these days I'll figure out how to post pics here. I'm still busy setting up my MDE place.

Did you hear that our Monica got new tetas? I haven't seen them yet or her either since the surgery.

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elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2007, 11:08:

Hey morph let me learn you about the racial make up of Colombia.
People from the interior or our cachaco brothers are mostly of very light skin Andean injun stock
While Costeños varied from blacks, mulatos, full blood dark handsome injuns like me, Arab and the mostly very Spanish middle class. Most barraquilleros don’t look any different than white Puerto Ricans. Sofia Vergara one sample, Carlos Vives another.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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morphus says on Apr 25, 2007, 22:20:

Modefoque, its all good! I seen a lot of dark Colombians in Medellin and Bogota too. Medellin has a big Afro-Colombian community.

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morphus says on Apr 25, 2007, 22:29:

Tomtom33, Monica already looked great with the natural ones. I have'nt seen her in 2 years. We chat on Yahoo messenger sometimes. The last time she said she was in Venezuela.

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morphus says on Apr 25, 2007, 22:32:

Tomtom33, have you seen this one? Her and Monica were suppose to go to Cuba with me.

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morphus says on Apr 25, 2007, 23:00:

I know when a girl is underage. There are petite girls that look younger but are over 18. This girl said she was 18 years old but I did'nt believe it. I just bought her a coco roco and backed off :)

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tomtom33 says on Apr 26, 2007, 05:57:

Don't think I recognize her. But the photos are small and my eyes are aging. A mutual acquaintance told me about the surgery and that Monica was in CTG in Feb. or Mar.

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tomtom33 says on Apr 26, 2007, 07:57:

US citizens had better stay with 18. Even if your home State has an age of majority of 16 (and there are several), once you leave your home State, you must abide by Federal law - 18. And it doesn't matter if you are in a foreign country with an age less than 18 or another State with an age of 16.

Also, if you pay for sex in Colombia, they had better be 18.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 26, 2007, 09:25:

you do have to be careful that they are really telling you the truth abouth their age, We colombian women love to lie about our age, if we're younger we want to be older and when we pass 25 that is we don't want go further jejej
I don't lie about my age of course jejej, but when i am in Colombia my relatives don't want to be older so they automatically without my consent lower my age, which is quite embarrasing because i have a 17 year old son and if they keep doing that he is going to ended up being older than me or a 5'11, 13 year old :S

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 10:09:

Damn, Tomtom, why did you let the cat out of the bag!? we have a pool going to see who will be the first PBHr on Colombian news about being picked up as a molester!! Now, my candidate here on PBH might get a little gunshy, and there goes my hard earned pesos.....i hate when that happens....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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mecca says on Apr 26, 2007, 11:51:

There is a buz about several gringos being watched in Colombia. Remember the German they took to jail last year in Cali for photos of underage girls? These men will be spending the rest of their lives in prison. Remember the doctor that got caught doing this in asia? They video taped him in asia making all sorts of incriminating statements. Then arrested him when he got back to the states. I saw the news (60min or nightline or something like that) where they got the federal law changed. You no longer have to travel abroad "with the intent" of having sex with an underaged girl, if you travel "without the intent" and then "do it", they put you away.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 12:02:

Just this year a San Francisco cop with his buds had been visiting Thailand on vacation for many years....well, bonehead got arrested doing a 12-14 year old little Thai girl, and as he was being transported from the jail to the courtroom, grabbed the bailiffs gun and whacked himself.....he knew he was double-f-ked once he was sent to San Quentin for his prison term evaluation.....a child molester AND a cop in prison.....he did the right thing and saved the US taxpayers alot of money.....the kicker is, now SF internal affairs are taking a real close look at his fellow cop vacation partners.....there is a God in this world!

and Mecca, i remember that documentary of the US Doctor....all on tape, and he still denied it while on tape, thinking he was safe based on the old law legal text...dumbshit did not know it had been changed....he probably was real cocky until he finally realized there actually had been a law change....hate when that happens!!



Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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morphus says on Apr 26, 2007, 12:04:

Well, it won't be me. I already had a lot of offers but turned them all down. Now, if 18-22 becomes illegal, it might be a problem :)

"The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits"
--Albert Einstein

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 26, 2007, 12:06:

C'mon, Morphus...i will split the winnings with ya 50/50! Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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mecca says on Apr 26, 2007, 21:19:

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tomtom33 says on Apr 27, 2007, 04:46:

DEA I doubt that they have been given enforcement responsibility for the Protect Act and/or other similar statutes. But, should they run across flagrant violations in areas other than drugs, they would probably report such activity.

The US is rightfully very interested in stopping underage sex tourism. Are they interested in catching someone who may nail a 17-year-old in error? Not. My tax dollars don't stretch that far.

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morphus says on Apr 27, 2007, 14:04:

How will they know? Usually from the pictures/video these guys take. When I came back to New York from Colombia, not only did they check me for drugs, but also for porn. The customs guy was looking through my digital camera to see if I had any underage girls pics on it. Or if you get arrested in Colombia for pedophilia, you may get a few months there but you will be charged much more severe in the U.S.

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kalder says on Apr 27, 2007, 14:24:

You've set the bar very high for the age of consent in the States. 18? It's 16 in the UK and 15 in most of mainland Europe.

I worked in the States many, many years ago. I guy I worked with slept with a teenage girl, but seemed to instantly regret it. Indeed, he was like a man hunted. I told him not to worry, after all she was 17... He set me straight on how it worked over there and said, that if discovered, law enforcement would hang him out to dry.

Personally, I've no interest in the young ones (I prefer women to girls etc, etc.) but it strikes me as a little draconian. A legacy of your Founding Fathers' puritanism perhaps?

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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tomtom33 says on Apr 27, 2007, 18:34:

Kalder The age of consent is set by each State. It varies from 15 to 18 depending upon the State. If you leave the State where you live, you become subject to Federal law - 18.

The State of New York, for example, is 17. If you live in New York and have sex with a New York resident in New York who is 17, you have broken no law.

Geez Morph, they have never looked at my camera or my computer. And if they had, do you suppose that they would pick out one girl who looked young and ask for proof of age? How are they going to prove that she's not 18? Do you suppose that the government has endless resources to fish? I have an amiga in CTG who is 20 and looks 16.

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2007, 04:40:

I'm not sure what they do. I guess If you have naked/sexual pictures of girls that look really young, they will do something. I had pictures of my girl in Medellin who is 20 years old but looks 16. They where normal pictures with clothes on though.

Tomtom33, if you're worried, just upload the pics to your email or an image hosting service in Colombia.

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rocinante says on Apr 28, 2007, 09:03:

por fin! Finally some eye candy - chicas, que dios las bendiga!

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2007, 09:23:

Kat1 came by the stabbin cabin. It was suppose to be a secret :)

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scooby_1781 says on Apr 28, 2007, 09:38:

Just ask for her Cedula It is very easy to tell if a girl in not of age just ask for her cedula if she does not have one run for the hills.

"SEMPER FI"

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rocinante says on Apr 28, 2007, 10:17:

cedula everyone carries/has a cedula.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2007, 10:22:

only if you are over 18. If you're younger than that you have a tarjeta de identificación para los menores de edad. (Morphus' "dates"?)

Cheers,
Desi

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 28, 2007, 10:30:

Cedulas are given to the citizens upon their 18th birthday.. Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2007, 10:40:

You don't have to "run for the hills". Its ok to flirt a little. You might run into them again when they are 18 years old :)

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coffee beaner says on Apr 28, 2007, 14:21:

she does look way to young... but hey this is Colombia, if you don't hit it morphus someone else will.

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2007, 15:30:

I did'nt "hit" that one. I'm actually looking for tall leggy model types with big culos.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 28, 2007, 15:34:

I hope you dont wear that white box on your face when you walk around the beaches in Colombia??? =)..The Unknown Gringo?..jajaja

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo =)..aka, DragonSlayer..2-0..Colombia es pasión!

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Buongone says on Apr 30, 2007, 14:30:

Yo Morph Is that you in the Picture?. If it is, I was wondering why you blank out your face. You post your picture under your account. Just curious?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 30, 2007, 14:34:

morphus you're putting on weight around the middle... uhmm you're getting love handles dear :)

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morphus says on Apr 30, 2007, 15:02:

Buongone, I guess it depends on the mood i'm in. The pic in my profile is one of my better pics. I'm not shit faced drunk on the beach like the one above. As you can see from Kat1's comment I am mercilessly critiqed on here. They'll go after every little flaw. I had a belly full of beer in that pic. It could also be the angle I was standing :)

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morphus says on Apr 30, 2007, 15:15:

Heres one more cabin pic. I had to block the guy out of the pic. He's married to a psychotic Colombiana that beats him up daily. If she sees this pic, she'll probably cut his pecker off.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 30, 2007, 15:16:

i have seen your face before morphus :P

and i have seen another pics of your body, that's why i have noticed in here you have a fuller figure in compare to the other ones here jiji.

beer belly? possibly.. why not beer belly a happy belly :)

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morphus says on Apr 30, 2007, 15:30:

On vacation I drink at least a gallon of beer a day. Don't worry, i'll stay in shape for you nena :)

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Buongone says on Apr 30, 2007, 17:20:

Beer Bellies Just tell em all. After the sun goe's down it all turns to d__k anyway !! Kind of like more cushion for the slammin pushing !!

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