Something sweet to read when you guys don't understand many things about Colombianas.

Swinn88 says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:10:

Ok, Ok, Ok, That is some wussie sh--! Sorry but I had to say it..

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:14:

jajaja swinn88 your comment is welcomed jajajaja. But anyway is sweet to read it, so far from the truth at the end jaaaaaaa

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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Portena says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:32:

I think it's a cool list, LilaM. Some guys need to have this stuff spelled out for them!

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:32:

thanks portena ejjeje thats like the wish list for Santa, someone that can understand that makes life easier ejejej

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:33:

jaj,...Swinn, ... somehow, I knew that was goin_2 B 1 of the first responses.

"When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is:"

Where do we go from here?

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:36:

jajajajajja GS JAAAAAAAAA, the yelling of them is sooooo sweet ayayayyayayyyyyyyy

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:38:

"this song is for billyb"
.... .... ..... ..... .... and.... ... ... CLYDE.

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:44:

thanks docwilliam I hope that too jejeje

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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scotty says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:44:

wow two excellent videos!

i thought when they cried you just say WUZ UP?!

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:44:

ho, ho, ....ho.... :-)

Santa's got plenty of time....

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chrispej says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:44:

Oooooh, this is a good post! the responses will tell who's the alpha male or who's the Homer Simpson........

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:45:

jajajaja GS= Great Santa???

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:46:

oh! ohh! OHHHH!

Where do we go from here?

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:47:

shshshshhshs

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:48:

speaking of Santa and,.... elves with green faces....

Where do we go from here?

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:49:

jajajajajajja

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:50:

c.r.a.c.k.......sonreir!

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eywed says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:50:

The responses might tell you who is having a great realtionship with their girl or who is headed for divorce court. Great list LilaM. I agree with the list so I guess you can call me a wussie who's getting the P at $$#.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:50:

I'm still doing that ejjejej

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:50:

Always!!

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:53:

I don't think she should have to wait until the morning, to know, doc

Where do we go from here?

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chrispej says on Jan 6, 2008, 20:57:

Wow!, Homer is winning big time so far........

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:00:

yes please don't ask jejejeje

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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CatGirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:06:

Very sweet Lila...very idealistic....have yet to see this live and in color. But when I do - I promise to have a memo sent to you. Purrr

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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miamimike says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:07:

You Got to be Kidding ! LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:08:

jajajaj CatGirl nobody learns from anothers experience, jejeje but any advice is welcome

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:08:

:) no chorizo it isn't something weird happened with the web page

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:13:

chorizo, you didn't tell me to kiss the Sra. in the pouring rain, over New Year's. jajaja And if she steals my hat, her favorite bra goes in the trash. jajaja

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:14:

Obviously, that list pertains to women in general. You are all irrational. (just joking)

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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LilaM says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:15:

jajaj robert jorge wait for the guys wish list jejejej

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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CatGirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:18:

I think Chorizo has a good point. Kiss...say nothing.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:21:

Saying nothing guarantees immunity for foot in mouth disease...Puurrr

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:24:

ask no questions; tell ya no lies ;-o)

Where do we go from here?

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john_stark says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:32:

The guys wish list is short.

1. Bring me a beer.
2. Take your clothes off.

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CatGirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:33:

Chorizo - the Clyde for president moved to off topic....I am sorry but that clip (in off topic - Clyde for moderator)- it is priceless...sounds like it could be a real prank call too..jajaja...Purrrr I need to curl up now.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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john_stark says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:34:

Women will say that they want a guy who does all those things but they really don't. A guy who does more than a couple of those things is batting for the wrong team.

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:38:

Clyde..... for pow wow predecessor

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CatGirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:44:

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Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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john_stark says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:48:

I'll bounce the question back to you Cat Girl. Are you up for more than 4 hours of getting boned? Most chicks I know can only handle a couple of hours of serious pounding.

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CatGirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:50:

Serious pounding.?? Interesting ...oh John soo many things I can teach you..Purrr

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 21:57:

yea... the warning to call the doctor was likely for the lady-at-hand jaj...
damn... 4 hours! put on another 'Best of Barry White'.....

Where do we go from here?

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john_stark says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:00:

"Serious pounding.?? Interesting ...oh John soo many things I can teach you..Purrr"

I'll take that as a no, you don't want four hours of getting porked.

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:05:

pounded
porked
...
... where's rocinante?
he must have finally gotten well.
sounds like another of his lists, starting here.

Where do we go from here?

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chrispej says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:09:

John, it's all in the delivery. For example:

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
You say, You're really making me hot right now......

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
She wants to play and make you work for your hat back.....

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
She's saying Hey!, I'm interested.....Talk to me!

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
Absolutley!!!!

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Talk to her and annoy her and keep it short. She'll bitch but she'll being talking to all her girlfriends about it. Worst case, you end up with one of her girlfriends.

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
Start snoring after a few minutes

- Give her the world.
Buy one of those blow up globes.....

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

Move up to her forearms, work your way to her waist. If you get there, she wants you.....


Just some pointers.......

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john_stark says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:13:

Excuse me, I have to upchuck. Anyone following any of this nonsense knows nothing about Colombianas. They want a man who will bend them over and give it to them good and hard. For them, it's all about pleasing their man. They don't want some fruity pie tip toeing through the tulips.

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goin_south says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:18:

no preoccupacione, j_s;
I won't post the video

Where do we go from here?

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:21:

This post brings up an intriguing age old problem. What do they really want? What they say they want, as in all of this stuff in the poem, or as in what John says they want?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:22:

Pounding for 4 hours? I have actually had more than one lady tell me that after a certain amount of time, it gets quite monotonous. Guy or girl, who the hell would want to go through 4 hours of that? Good God.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:23:

I'm thinkin it's just different type guys attract different type gals, and then that becomes their point of reference, and their only understanding, and then their reality to argue vehemently for.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:27:

Aw, Lila, that was a cute post. I especially liked the very last one... "Who's ass am I kicking?". haha

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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chrispej says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:29:

Ok, I understand .....fully.....

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scotty says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:37:

such a touchy feely kind of a thing. yuk!

I like JS post " get me a beer take off your cloths" funny stuff stark!

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:46:

ok, so as usual, it's somewhere in between, what the girls want, and what will also work for the guys. Guys like some of that touch feely stuff, but not too much, except for the switchhitters, mainly just want to get along, and hit it. Girls say they like that touchy feely stuff, but really just some of it, and want to get hit, and hit hard. Is that about it?
ok, next thread please.

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:50:

I guess you are right. Girls wouldn't want a guy that is too "in touch with his feelings"... that would just be too weird. Some macho'ness is appreciated... which is why I thought that last sentence is the post was cute.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:53:

tg we could do a controlled study on this, for the good of all of humankind, no mas no menos. jaja

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 22:56:

I will be mr. sensitive all over you, shopping and chit, for a week, then mr. hit it for a week, while hanging out with my buddies between love sessions. we could post the results on PBH, or perhaps somewhere more lucrative to us both.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:01:

not sure what you are saying chor... Payment would skew the results. It would have to be totally controlled scientific study, to benefit the greater good.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:02:

Being Mr Hit It is fine... but you can't just expect to be able to do that after hanging out with your buds and acting like we don't exist the other 99% of the time. We have a little more self respect than that. ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:04:

I guess I haven't been keeping up with things

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:04:

that is why I am saying it is somewhere in between. no total wuss, no total hit and disappear, verdad?

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:05:

correcto

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:09:

wtf? we could do this for all of humankind. blah blah blah never mind. I'm just trying to figure out how to get along best, longterm, with a good woman, and to also have a great sex life with her

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:12:

Haha. I think we all know how to get along best, we probably just haven't found the most compatible person yet. The degree of likeness has to be equal as well... seems like it never works out if one side cares more, loves me, gives more, than the other.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:14:

Good point TG. But, if a person is keeping score, so to speak; that is a monkey wrench in the relationship also.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:16:

I agree, you should never keep score.. everything should just be natural. But usually if one person is more "in to" the relationship than the other, it is noticeable... not keeping score, just a noticeable fact.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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christobeldawg says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:19:

the one more into always controls it less. I want someone who is into it as much as I am, not more nor less, well, maybe a little more. jaja

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travelingirl says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:23:

Exactly. I've been on both sides of the equation. Being into it more always sucks the most b/c your feelings always end up getting hurt. We've just gotta find someone who is our equal.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 6, 2008, 23:36:

My ex was "into it more". I was stalked, assaulted, and I digress - because she was more into me, and wouldn't just move on. After all the shit she pulled, she will justify it by saying, "well, I was in love and hurt."

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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CatGirl says on Jan 7, 2008, 11:09:

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Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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LilaM says on Jan 8, 2008, 07:00:

I think is still here

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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LilaM says on Jan 8, 2008, 07:01:

jajaj but is not easy to find it

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don´t try" B. Sills

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rocinante says on Jan 8, 2008, 07:36:

This post is one of those chain emails. Here is another one:


When she walks away from you
[Let her keep walking]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Bite Her]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Call The Police *she would*]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Bust Her In The Jaw]

When she's quiet
[ Thank God]

When she ignore's you
[ Thank God Again]

When she pull's away
[ Let Her Go]

When you see her at her worst
[ Let Her Know]

When you see her start crying
[Laugh women love that]

When she's scared
[ Scream In Her Ear]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Call Her By Another Females Name]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Rip It Off Her Head With Half Of Her Hair]

When she tease's you
[ Tease Her Back And Make Her Cry ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ Call Someone Else ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Let Her Deal With It]

When she say's that she love's you
[ She Really Does Mean Your Best Friend More Than She Could Love You ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Pull Them Back And Slap Her]

When she tell's you a secret
[ Tell Everyone She's Talking Trash About]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ Tell Her You're Not That Stoned]

When she misses you
[ It's Cause Her Other Man's Out Of Town]

WHEN YOU BREAK HER HEART
[ She'll Always Miss That Plastic.]

WHEN SHE SAYS ITS OVER
[ Tell Her Sure With Her But Not Your Other Women]

When she repost this bulletin
[ Write To Her Asking What Mother F*cker She's Writing To]


- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not breathing.

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, she lies about everything

- because 10 yrs later she'll still haunt you

- Call her at 12:00am on the day after her birthday to tell her you missed it

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up so she doesn't call and wake up you or your other girlfriend

- Treat her like she's your favorite riffle load and fire away.

- Stay up all night drinking with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid remind her every 2 minutes then change the channel.

- Give her V.D. that her best friend gave you.

- Let her wash your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, let her wash your car.

- Let her know she's important by making you dinner.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Biatch what chu crying about now?"

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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David Pristupa says on Jan 19, 2008, 03:28:

Lila....it sounds soooo romantic :)

Try this with a girl in the US and you
would get a very different story......

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