This post is taken directly from the brazzil.com forums- it was originally posted by a Brazilian currently living in London called Chipolata (her nick not her RL name!)
I thought it was very relevant for here too. I keep hearing people complain about shit in Colombia that people encounter in every single country on Earth, as if it were 'a Colombian thing' or 'a Latin thing'.
Some 3rd world-like problems I encountered in the west:
- Endless & unpredictable strikes
- Appalling public transport and services
- Queues
- Unnecessary/Cahotic bureaucracy
- Lack of bathroom facilities in houses/flats
- People pissing in inappropriate public places
- Animalistic behaviour during sports events
- Pollution
- Cruelty to animals
- Terrible customer services
- Supposedly “slick” technology that doesn’t work
- Unbelievably rude and obnoxious people
- Chauvinism
- Fundamentalism and narrow-mindness
- Intolerance
- Poverty
- Pathetic healthcare systems
- Incompetent people in position of huge responsability
- Blatant political corruption that no seem to care about
- Nightmare neighbours and landlords that behave in a completely illegal without being punished
- Desperation
- Despotism and extremism
- Trash tv with crusty old men and half-naked bimbos running around them in stilettos
- Violence against children and minorities
- Indiscrete and overly-tradional families
- Homelesness
- Huge class-related disparities
Typical western problems I encountered in the west (and often amongst the middle classes in the developping world too)
- People suing everyone for everything
- People “reclamando de barriga cheia”
- People killing themselves for no apparent reason
- How people wash their dishes
- Western Bathrooms (and lack of)
- Over the top feminism
- Western strange bathing habits i.e. (only showering in the morning and going to bed dirty or washing your hair separately from the rest of your body Confused)
- People who can but don’t look after their teeth
- People who can but don’t educate themselves
- Wasting of perishable energy, resources and materials
- People divorcing for the most inane reasons
- People owning 1, 2 or several versions of the same thing without needing it
- People shopping for grocery like they have to stock up for a nuclear war in the next 6 months.
- Serial-victims of conspiracy theories who think the world is after their arse
- Complicated race relations
- Adults dressing like school-children or sportswear in the most inappropriate occasions/places even when they're old
- Political correctness
- Pedantic laws
- People who get almost everything for free but still find a way to complain about everything
- People who can but won’t get a job
- People who don’t need to but let themselves become exceptionally fat and disabled as a result of overeating
- Imperialism
- People who have access to all kinds of books or information but still manage to remain ignorant
- People who don’t need to but live like pigs
- Bland & tasteless food (thank gowd this has improved a lot)
- The western obsession with categorising everything and everyone
- The extinguishing or total absence of family values
- The utter negligence and disrespect for the elderly
- The militant and paranoid way parents and adults deal with children in the west as if they were bombs that could explode at any minute or something.
- People who have to have gigantic everything, fridges, cars, portions, tvs etc.
- Disoriented(and very bored) people adopting bungled-up values, religions, fads or hoping for some kind of apocalypse, messiah or world war to be different, find an identity or belonging to something.
- Lack of sensuality and spontaneous human contact
- People obsessed with themselves and their problems
- Mentaly healthy people who need shrinks/therapists/life coaches and gowd knows what other rubbish
- People who need to "pay" someone, a book or specific products to do something like "losing weight"
By Rubiazo on Jul 22, 2005, 13:07 in Friendly Talkzone.
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DCShoeCo says on Jul 22, 2005, 13:11: Poor but angry You forgot ¨angry people from Winnipeg who are neither Colombian, nor live in Colombia, that spend all their time on a messageboard about Colombia complaining about North America¨.
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kernow62 says on Jul 22, 2005, 13:19: Wow and she lives in London, just think what fun she could have in the US. ;-)
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Rubiazo says on Jul 22, 2005, 13:27: I think she's too smart to ever consider moving here! :P
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Sylvie says on Jul 22, 2005, 13:35: Rubiazo Caracas is great. The people are wonderful and such fun to be around. It is decently priced but the streets are a bit dirty. YOu have to watch were you walk.
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Antioqueñita says on Jul 22, 2005, 14:16: Gosh so is she like perfect then? This was something interesting to read but yet so critical and weird at the same time.... yes, many things she says are the truth but others are just exagerations and they do not define all the people but I guess she hated Brazil and hates where she is at... "Que Viva Medellin!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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bufalo says on Jul 22, 2005, 14:19: Buenos Aires is really nice, been there twice (didn´t rhyme on purpose). We hope to go back again. It was exteremly cheap due to the bank closings, but I don´t know how it is now. "If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caslug says on Jul 22, 2005, 14:27: sounds like grass isnt always greener.. on the other side. Since she didn't mention any advantages living in London brings, especially with crazies running around dropping exploding backbacks! Maybe she should consider moving back to Brazil, at least then she can deal with JUST 3rd world problem PLUS the added benefit of being in a same culture and langauge enviroment. Much easier to deal with problems in your own langauge afterall.
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Dan says on Jul 22, 2005, 14:42: "Wow and she lives in London, just think what fun she could have in the US. ;-)" God Bless America! 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Jul 22, 2005, 14:46: She forgot one -People who consistently misuse the term "The west" and "western" to mean 1st world.
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shirly1981 says on Jul 22, 2005, 14:52: mmmmmmm Why people keep complaining about all that staff if its not gonna get better....... never ever.... Sophia 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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spigrimace says on Jul 22, 2005, 15:31: One thing the West got right.... A PBH´er who came to visit me this week in the bar, who knows Colombia for 10+ years told me this, and damn he´s right on target!...
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Rubiazo says on Jul 22, 2005, 19:29: You have to understand this is one post from a very long thread on a forum. She was rebutting a lot of comments similar to what I see here all the time.
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rjstuff says on Jul 22, 2005, 21:44: I think her glass is half empty. I look at the best and try to do the best and enjoy the best and hope for the best. Everywhere I have lived and visited - there are wonderful people and scenery and things and food and I try to enjoy the beauty of nature and people around me - if everything else fails I get another beer! A person with bad habits/clothes/no education can also be amazingly insightful and interesting and sometimes teach me something about humans and human nature - also fantastic to hear local's stories (true or not!) Life is fun and I try to enjoy it and try to disregard the bad! Another round of Aguilas for everyone here, waiter - Por Favor!
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Rubiazo says on Jul 23, 2005, 22:35: Not at all We actually don't agree on much, just on that one point. She even thinks bestiality should be illegal. I disagree with her on that!!
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BxUnika says on Jul 23, 2005, 22:55: DCShoeCo and Roofus for President! Totally on point. You also have to love the ay this Canadian who came to NYC in 1997 refers to himself as a New Yorker and tries tio speak for us and talks constantly about places and things here that he knows absolutely nothing about. Ha! If it weren't for Giuliani, he'd be too much of a coward to set foot here!
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platano says on Jul 24, 2005, 00:52: Things are changing for the better in Colombia... Why people keep complaining about all that stuff if it's not gonna get better....... never ever....
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kernow62 says on Jul 24, 2005, 09:15: That is a very good point Platano. I tend to take a long term view of the world, especially how we CAN but often DON'T learn from the past histories of nations that have come before.
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juanalejo says on Jul 24, 2005, 09:23: 250 thousand According to local newspaper in Colombia we know have 250.000 obese people and is now considered an epidemic.
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juanalejo says on Jul 24, 2005, 09:50: What is considered obese? Do you know what is considered obese? I went to join a gym the other day and according to the doctor there, I am obese as my fat acumulation is far beyond the acceptable level in Colombia. I am no big boy but do have by beer belly. Then according to the newspaper for my height 1.75 mts I should be weigh 80kgs max if I do not have a high exercise routine and I am at 90 kgs which is close to the 20% over limit to be considered obese. Scary.
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Rubiazo says on Jul 24, 2005, 12:10: BxUnica You have no idea how fucking wrong you are!!! I would have given ANYTHING to be here in the pre-Giuliani era! And sorry to say, at any time, NYC was a PUSSY city compared to many other places. New Yorkers like to act like they are SO TOUGH but really have no idea what a really rough neighborhood is. Hell all you have to do is drive an hour or so north to Newburgh or Middletown; they are more fucked up than the Bronx EVER was.
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Rubiazo says on Jul 24, 2005, 12:16: For that matter Just what is it that I've said that's so off base? You may be a born and raised New Yorker but you're probably just some 9-5er who has no idea what goes on after dark anyways!
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