So you wanna marry that colombianita you found in the internet

elmodefoque says on Jul 23, 2007, 10:52:

not all are like this guy says, of course

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 23, 2007, 10:54:

This guy is either going to shit himself or have a heart attack.

He is pretty damn funny.

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kalder says on Jul 23, 2007, 10:55:

Were his eyes shut throughout that?

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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elmodefoque says on Jul 23, 2007, 10:56:

he had 2 heart attacks already!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Simon says on Jul 23, 2007, 10:58:

Ha ha ha!!!! That was so fokin funny!!


He's right too!

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

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love2colombia says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:17:

A fucking ugly gringo.:)))

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elmodefoque says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:25:

sorry dude, but diomedez diaz is almost 6 feet tall. i've met him many times and we see eye to eye.
damn that's a nice looking mamasita you got there.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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kalder says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:26:

I was just thinking the same. She's a peachy little thing.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:30:

Oye Vup. If that is your real mamacita, you might want to keep her photo off the site or you could end up with a very unpleasant experience. I don't post pics of my reina here. I put a pic of myself because I could really give a rat's ass what anyone does with my pic.

Just some friendly advice.

CG

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Simon says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:32:

ColombianoGringo,

I don't know man, you'd be surprised what some vindictive comoputer geek could do with your pic. I would never post mine, well I did, but that is a very old pic of me, lol!

"Tu vas a ver, llegaras a mi edad y veras que Colombia seguira igual"-----Simon Sr.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:33:

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:35:

In that case. Nice perrita. Arf Arf!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 23, 2007, 11:54:

this perrita is better than nice, i'll go up to 200 mil barras to get a taste of that!!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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bonnielass says on Jul 23, 2007, 14:55:

I'm impressed with his unbridled anger about it all. Ans his mastery of the F word. I thought my dad was a pro, but not compared to this guy.

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Man Tequila says on Jul 23, 2007, 15:12:

I think Elmo IS the fokin "Kid From fokin Brooklyn"

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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kalder says on Jul 23, 2007, 15:16:

The Kid's actually from New Jersey.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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scotty says on Jul 23, 2007, 16:00:

He is on his way to a heart attack, however there is some truth in what he says.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 23, 2007, 16:05:

To quote Eddie Murphy paraphrasing Janet Jackson

"Eddiiiiiiiiie! What haf you done for me latelyyyyy?"

If you get that, you are probably old too.

Ha Ha.

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goin_south says on Jul 23, 2007, 17:28:

Sam Kenisaw must bo 'lookin down'.....and smilin :)

Where do we go from here?

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panthdave says on Jul 23, 2007, 19:30:

Totally insane.....but so true...

panthdave Miami

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Robert Jorge says on Jul 23, 2007, 21:35:

Hey Goin-South, were you talking about Sam Kineson? (sp?)

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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goin_south says on Jul 23, 2007, 22:11:

that's what I said: Sam Kineson. :) (Hope he's not screamin at me for mis-spellin 's name!!!)

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goin_south says on Jul 23, 2007, 22:13:

and, the other 'tough" funny guy, with black hair, shades, dressed like a biker.... you know who I'm talkin about.... !! They both must be pattin the Ol Kid from Brookly on de back.

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goin_south says on Jul 24, 2007, 00:15:

no, vup; 9 of 10 go more than 7 years, unless there's more than 3 children involved, and then you divide by the number of previous divorces, and so on....

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goin_south says on Jul 24, 2007, 00:23:

siempre....beware of....

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 24, 2007, 00:25:

what? cartoons? jajajja...

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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goin_south says on Jul 24, 2007, 00:28:

Busca alerta para.....Senora Cashalatina!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 24, 2007, 06:11:

guys, be afraid, be very afraid!!!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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sweet160 says on Jul 24, 2007, 08:05:

quite to the point I must stay! Wize advice from a wize man !!

" its a dog eat dog world, and I will eat your dog! "

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BAQ says on Jul 24, 2007, 08:10:

THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT !

Semper Fidelis !

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Robert Jorge says on Jul 24, 2007, 10:56:

G.S. Andrew Dice Clay?

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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goin_south says on Jul 24, 2007, 23:17:

thank U! and, the Dice Man thanx U! jejee.. what a guy.

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goin_south says on Jul 24, 2007, 23:25:

Modefoqe....I M SO F*QN AFRAID.... I am white as a f*qn ghost!!! when I stop to think about THOSE COLOM-BONITAS.... y, como sus dedos caminar en el bolsillo de mis pantalones ;) !!!

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goin_south says on Jul 24, 2007, 23:25:

miguel, ayuda con mis malo grammatico, por favor.

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Man Tequila says on Jul 25, 2007, 21:52:

Check out The Kid From Brooklyn's "alternate Sopranos ending" on his website free video section.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Robert Jorge says on Jul 30, 2007, 00:10:

Classic GIB. But how did they get a video of the event? Never the less, it was funnier than sh**!

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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goin_south says on Jul 30, 2007, 00:14:

Oh! The shackles of technology! It'll take you out of the game.

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