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Six Degrees of Separation, Colombian style

Nearly ALL Colombians in USA including the ones born here could trace their entry into the USA to illegal activities, except me!!
If you or your parents did not arrived in the 50’s when a peso was equal to a dollar then you is one illegal modefoque.
In most cases Colombians got here with a tourist or student visa to never return and later married a Puerto Rican for the papers. Or they asked for bogus political asylum or bamboozled a lonely gringo into bringing them here.
Now, do I get a prize from the gringos for being the only legal Colombian modefoque here??

By elmodefoque on Sep 27, 2008, 13:01 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2008, 13:01:

thank you!!!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Catfish35 says on Sep 27, 2008, 13:44:

A very interesting turn of perspectives on your part...
Although you may not get the acknowledgments or just deserves here on this illustrious website, however, I may happen to think that some type of investigatory award is in order to say the least from maybe the NYTimes or something? Maybe?
I hope you realize that this is going to go over like a leadened arepas to your fellow countrymen/gals.

"So many guns, and so few brains". sam spade

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:02:

catfish, i think i shoud be on the cover of time magaizine.
That's not asking for much is it? or maybe an entire article in the sunday new york times magazine section. .
why not time magazine "man of the year" as the first and only legal latino in the USA. I don't mind my mug between Bill clinton and osama bin vaina

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:05:

"I hope you realize that this is going to go over like a leadened arepas to your fellow countrymen/gals." catfish

hey catfish, just between you and me, fok those illegal modefoques jijijijijiji

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Cheers Terry says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:08:

Elmo, you crack me up!

Cheers,
Terry

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:25:

I could easily imagine my mug between bill gates and winston churchill

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ujay says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:26:

lol,you just may be the only one......

http://www.jukelightning.com

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:46:

ok, the last one
how about my "man of the year" mug (elmodefoque) between joseph stalin and monhandas gandhi

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2008, 14:57:

hey modefoque, what was the number one hit song when you arrived in NYC?
ok, so there i was in curramba dancing to merecumbe and then i get here to this!

MAN, I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF

I'll get there, when I get there!

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ujay says on Sep 27, 2008, 15:03:

elmo great song,better than any rap shit.

http://www.jukelightning.com

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nueva york bombero says on Sep 27, 2008, 16:16:

Damn! My firehouse aint like that !!!!
Nobody singing like fairies in the bunkroom.
Somebody would get knocked out for that kind of shit!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 27, 2008, 16:31:

hey nyb i thought about you guys in the firehouse.

after surviving 50's music and not commiting suicide i began to dig the 60's
Ok, i got laid then there was a time when i wanted to be herb albert
check him out

I'll get there, when I get there!

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nueva york bombero says on Sep 27, 2008, 16:36:

What the f___ is up with that?
Bizarre, no? How and Why did you dig this up?
Are all these people high?

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Waterdawg says on Sep 27, 2008, 16:44:

I played the horn for years when I was young .. Must have played " A taste of Honey " A gazillion times ...

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elmodefoque says on Sep 28, 2008, 06:33:

so there i was in the 50's sweating my balls off dancing cumbias with my aunts in barranquilla, next day i'm all alone in a fokin NYC manhattan apartment doing the twist , Isn't that a kick in the nuts?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 28, 2008, 06:34:

EVER SEE A BARRANQUILLERO DO THE TWIST?
WE DANCE TO ANYTHING

hey bombero in NY, i bet when you guys get bored waiting for a call, you start doing the twist and stop as soon as fire chief sean santuchhiiii shows up.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 28, 2008, 10:54:

While colombians where still over there eating their bandeja paisa and plotting a way to sneak into USA my father was forcing me to seat in front of the TV to watch this chit every sunday. I was traumatized!
that's why i am the way that i am
You modefoques owe me big time.

NO KID SHOULD BE PUT THRU THIS

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 28, 2008, 11:08:

You get no sympathy from me Elmo. This is what I had to watch growing up - hence the reason I am damaged goods also.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 28, 2008, 11:12:

jajajajaj i watched that chit tooo jajajajaj

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richardshari says on Sep 28, 2008, 13:50:

Oh hell no!! That was one of my grandmother's favorite showssss!! And Lawrence Welk, All my children, One life to live, General Hospital. My grandmother came to the States in 1963, then she petitioned my dad and mom in 1964 or 65. All I can remember is my grandmother watching los shows de los blanquitos, jajaja.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 29, 2008, 08:48:

just cus i was a lawrence welk, liberace, guy lombardo, hew haw watching modefoque , i never for one second forgot anything from curramba.
Anyways, i was forced to watch those shows but was never influenced by any of them.
candid camera i liked!

thank you, and good nite!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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