Shakira wants babies

Simon says on Jul 2, 2009, 17:40:

I'd love to help Shakira get her baby!!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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jonny305 says on Jul 2, 2009, 17:58:

lol!

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 2, 2009, 18:08:

Mongo are you saying Shakira is like Britney?. You`ll get mail lol.

La vida sera' contigo tan justa como lo eres con los dema's.

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Nucknfuts says on Jul 2, 2009, 19:58:

Damn !!!!

I knew shouldn't have gotten that vasectomy ..........

Da Nuck

You are never lost, unless you don't want to be where your at.

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Chriscan (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 2, 2009, 20:04:

theflatline says on Jul 2, 2009, 20:06:

I do not often agree with Simon, but I agree, Shakira should let me impregnate her.

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gonbov says on Jul 2, 2009, 20:08:

Mongo!
"Of course she does. That's the newest "in" thing among pop stars with no talent.

How to keep your face in the tabloids? Just have babies. Works great for Spears, her sister, Jackson"

I must say I don't agree with you!. I assume you refer to Michael Jackson as one of those with no talent.
Regardless of how crazy Jackson was or wasn't he for sure had a huge talent. U should be more respectfull talking about one of the biggest artists the world ever had. And in my opinion shakira is also talented. Also most people acctually want babies sooner or later and since Shakira have waited until now when she is 32 years old I wouldn't think she says so just for the sake of publicity.

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azulvioleta says on Jul 2, 2009, 20:48:

Of course she is talented for shake her hips but just that. maybe she can be a good mother and in that way we can rest our ears of her....

Azulvioleta

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Man Tequila says on Jul 2, 2009, 21:38:

Well, so did Tom Waits. I kind of like that.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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quantum says on Jul 2, 2009, 22:18:

Figures that know-it-all wouldnt recognize the great Tom Waits who undoubtedly does smoke 3 packs of Lucky Strikes......I bet hed find something wrong with the Beatles, too......

quantum

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christobeldawg says on Jul 2, 2009, 22:31:

I think she is a natural talent. Never realized before how tiny she is. How tall is she, anybody know? I am thinking not over 5 feet.

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Chriscan (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 2, 2009, 23:02:

excavator59 says on Jul 3, 2009, 08:26:

Sugar I had a Vasectomy 11 years ago but don't tell her.

Life is like a Pubic Hair on a Toilet Seat (Sooner or Later you get Pissed Off)

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quantum says on Jul 3, 2009, 12:27:

Hey Mongo, get a job! And a life while your at it........

quantum

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 3, 2009, 17:50:

Shakira wants babies? me importa un kuuuu

"...Sure some people will say that you are a sexist, very generalizing and opinionated but they are you opinions and yours alone and you don't change your mind because everybody else might disagree with you. Good for you!" -PCL

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quantum says on Jul 3, 2009, 20:32:

70 huh? where did u come up with that one? If u can beat me across the football field or the length of an olympic size pool, the beers on me.........

quantum

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geoff71 says on Jul 3, 2009, 22:08:

does any one give a damn about shakira. she really isnt a good singer. and shes not that hot

get busy living or get busy dying

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vinod says on Jul 3, 2009, 22:15:

I agree with Geoff. Shakira doesn't really sing that well (IMHO).

But she can sure wiggle her butt. Most guys like that part.

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billyb says on Jul 4, 2009, 00:23:

I'm not big on her singing, but she is tasty bag of groceries.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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miamimike says on Jul 4, 2009, 01:21:

brubaker (newbie) says on Jul 4, 2009, 00:11 (today): flag

Bad idea! Why ruin your body with child birth? She should adopt.
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With all she has going for her in Life, one has to wonder why she want to screw it up having babies?

Bésame, bésame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La última vez Bésame, bésame mucho Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte después Bésame, bésame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La última vez Bésame, bésame mucho Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte de

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geoff71 says on Jul 4, 2009, 09:37:

the only woman who was ever all that. and a bag o potato chips was selena. selena for ever baby

get busy living or get busy dying

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